Friday, July 01, 2005

Inappropriateness

Inappropriateness, n. Holding divine service during a dogfight in a church.

2005 Update: Truth within reach of your enemy, beauty in the grasp of your friend or justice in the hands of a neighbor.

17 comments:

Lila said...

This is a really interesting one. Thanks.

Jamie Dawn said...

Yelling, "What the He-- kind of toilet is this?!?" to the bewildered Japanese woman who exits the stall that has a squat toilet.

Hobbes said...

DEAR Mr. Dog!!!!
Please do not draw the wrong conclewsions from my picture today!! I am just REHEARSING there!!! I am not in the "grasp" of Doo-Doo Man!!!
I din't know you were freinds with him????!
You're card-playing buddy in Heaven,
PANSI

Doug The Una said...

Thanks, Aral!

Jamie Dawn, I consider that very appropriate.

OK, Pansi. I trust you and have faith in your goodness and continence. Doo-doo and I are more like business associates.

Sar said...

Okay, I can't resist. Totally not meant as a shameless plug, rather in keeping within the context of innapropriateness, toilets, and squatting, you must see Strider's recent post.

http://www.sounddestruction.blogspot.com

Doug The Una said...

I agree with Sar. Ironically appropriate.

Tom & Icy said...

Those awkward moments so hard to explain appear as inappropriateness

Doug The Una said...

Tom & Icy, I'm familiar with the type.

GABRIEL C. ZOLMAN said...

Inapropriateness, n. A condition of unsavory behavior, as guaged by those who themselves savor only behavior.

That one's a bit obtuse, I guess.
Oh well. It's still early for me.

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TLP said...

True inappropriateness is voting for someone to be President of the United States, who you would not trust to balance your checking account, or to teach your first grader to read English.

Cooper said...

Then we are truly inappropriate as a nation aren't we.

“2005 Update: Truth within reach of your enemy, beauty in the grasp of your friend or justice in the hands of your neighbor”……..trust within hundred miles of your government.

Doug The Una said...

Gabriel, give it another shot. You're pretty close.

Tan Lucy, throw in trust with your sister and we'll be electing Brits.

Alice, nice touch.

Boy, you people are cynical.

Sar said...

Lucy - we should rename you "Lucy For Prez". How's your calendar looking for 2008?

Doug The Una said...

Actonbell, have I become the villain in a Bronte novel?

Sar, I'll vote Pez/Stiletto '08.

Doug The Una said...

Good one, a4g and welcome if you're new.

Wildefrost said...

or...

Calling a pizza place to ask them where to get a vibrator.

Doug The Una said...

Lauren, I think I'd have to agree. Welcome.