Redefining misanthropy for a fresh generation. Standard posts begin with a definition from Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary followed by a modern adjustment. Miscellany on Wednesday and storytelling on Saturday.
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Adolescent
ADOLESCENT, adj. Recovering from boyhood.
2009 Update: Undergoing the transformation from external to internal disappointment. In the chrysalis between larval and carnal stages.
Those were the good old days for me. I really never recovered from boyhood though. .. My TBird was a'69. I was the original owner, I worked for Ford Aerospace and bought an 'executive car' turn-in through a local dealer and our HR. ..
12 comments:
the time when you're always numero uno
Jai ho!
As in, your definition is all about me, isn't it?
Adolescent - my normal state of being (hence "The Chrysalis Stage")
Icy is fourteen, a mere adolescent, but she says she feels seven times that.
ADOLESCENT, adj. Newly entered into the competition for a Darwin award.
Adolescent, the menopause of childhood.
Those were the good old days for me. I really never recovered from boyhood though.
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My TBird was a'69. I was the original owner, I worked for Ford Aerospace and bought an 'executive car' turn-in through a local dealer and our HR.
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Stage of addled essence.
I don't miss the early years
Actually, the word adolescent was cobbled together from the words:
ad (short for advertizing -- normal adolescents are much louder and more persistent at self-promotion than even that Quilldancer person),
dole (have you ever seen an adolescent who didn't have his/her hand out looking for a hand-out?) and
scent because the little buggers reek, either from too much cologne or not enough water.
first thought is Republican
And tomorrow, Karma, you'll be number one.
Nessa, you don't mind modeling?
Tom, Willie and Walela are ten. Lela feels half that and Willie 14 times that.
Amoeba, that's a great site. I bookmarked it.
That's the one I wish I'd thought of, Ariel.
You have fine taste in wheels, Brother Jim.
One of them, yeah, Hobbes.
I don't remember them, Pia.
Actonbell, who thinks the condition is temporary.
Quilly, I think you might underestimate that Quilldancer person.
A time too long extended these days, from what I have been told.
I prefer your definition to Bierce's in this case.
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