tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post114009234806099310..comments2024-01-31T00:52:30.471-08:00Comments on Waking Ambrose: XDoug The Unahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1140257033492743362006-02-18T02:03:00.000-08:002006-02-18T02:03:00.000-08:00My favorite treatise on the letter 'X' is from the...My favorite treatise on the letter 'X' is from the late Mitch Hedberg.<BR/><BR/>"Xylophone is spelled with an X. It should be a Z. Xylophone ZZZ X, I don't ******ng see it. Next time you spell Xylophone, spell it with a Z. If someone tells you that's wrong, say "no it ain't." If you think that that's wrong then you need to get your head Z-Rayed. It's like X didn't have enough to do so they had to promise it more. "Okay, you won't start a lot of words, but you will have a co-starring role in Tic-Tac-Toe. And you will be equated with hugs and kisses. And you will 'mark the spot.' And you will make writing 'Christmas' easier. And you will incidentally start 'xylophone.' Are you happy now, you ****ing X?"ninjapoodleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10322256509244988323noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1140213517733061642006-02-17T13:58:00.000-08:002006-02-17T13:58:00.000-08:00Doug, you know darn well that it is short for Exen...Doug, you know darn well that it is short for Exene.<BR/><BR/>)+(GABRIEL C. ZOLMANhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17410614219986403784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1140207454480747672006-02-17T12:17:00.000-08:002006-02-17T12:17:00.000-08:00What now who?...January? Hey that was like yestery...What now who?...January? Hey that was like yesteryear! A post I made in January?Minkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04200778533362101678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1140199545850696772006-02-17T10:05:00.000-08:002006-02-17T10:05:00.000-08:00Miz B, you're welcome loquacious or silent. Nice ...Miz B, you're welcome loquacious or silent. Nice to have you around.<BR/><BR/>Well, Monika, it's good to have more of your past mapped for us. Thinking back to January, maybe you should do a post ranking the four.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1140195134677884052006-02-17T08:52:00.000-08:002006-02-17T08:52:00.000-08:00It sucks being late...I had many great ideas:a) su...It sucks being late...I had many great ideas:<BR/>a) sucks when you play Scrabble(Actonbell took that one)<BR/>b) the better Chromosome(somebody took the DNA-wit already)<BR/>c) so I have to go for:<BR/>Tryggvi, Antti, Ceasar and MikeMinkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04200778533362101678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1140186302737700442006-02-17T06:25:00.000-08:002006-02-17T06:25:00.000-08:00I shall plant myself late to the party with a gian...I shall plant myself late to the party with a giant X, right here. Have nothing to say, NOTHING as it has all been said! Off I got to today's part-ay! Doug, I won't give up! I WILL NOT! I shall fight on, persevere, form my own group, call me Mizzy X...Miz BoheMiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12684634451330079565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1140147763134531632006-02-16T19:42:00.000-08:002006-02-16T19:42:00.000-08:00Funny, Shayna. You slipped that one in while I wa...Funny, Shayna. You slipped that one in while I was writing the same thing, so now you blocked me. XLNT!Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1140147695788503922006-02-16T19:41:00.000-08:002006-02-16T19:41:00.000-08:00Jamie Dawn, it's funniest on fish, don't you think...Jamie Dawn, it's funniest on fish, don't you think?<BR/><BR/>Anonymous, I knew the human genome project was a bad idea. No one listens to me.<BR/><BR/>Haha, Alice. X stands for the unknown like why that letter is still in our alphabet.<BR/><BR/>Yeah, Actonbell. I noticed that about Xi too which I still say is not a word.<BR/><BR/>Karma, you always have permission.<BR/><BR/>Logo, ur 2 kind.<BR/><BR/>True, Poobah. The welfare queen of orthography.<BR/><BR/>Aral, why do I suspect you got As in Calc III?<BR/><BR/>Well signed, a4g.<BR/><BR/>TLM, at least I post daily. Is there a word in English other than Xylophone? I'm with Poobah. Slap a Z there and we can close X down.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1140147583542931342006-02-16T19:39:00.000-08:002006-02-16T19:39:00.000-08:00yeah... the first thing i thought of was x-rated i...yeah... the first thing i thought of was x-rated in neon lights...but that has already been taken by karma. Then I thought TicTacToe...but that has been taken by Alice. So... I am not Xactly sure what to say... Crap! That has been taken by karen. <BR/><BR/>Xylophone - now why wasn't this word just spelled with a Z? Yeah... X is really good for nothing!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1140146637771286432006-02-16T19:23:00.000-08:002006-02-16T19:23:00.000-08:00Yes, the X gets no love in our language. Depending...Yes, the <B>X</B> gets no love in our language. Depending on who you ask, it's either the 3rd or 4th least-used letter in our alphabet. (Only Z, Q, and J are more pathetic.)<BR/><BR/>And it's <I>dead last</I> when ranked by numbers of words beginning with a particular letter. <BR/><BR/>sar- I, too, was thinking <I>laziness</I> when I first saw the post. :)tlmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08947255138883276171noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1140145399133242722006-02-16T19:03:00.000-08:002006-02-16T19:03:00.000-08:00X, the axis that is perpendicular to Y? *ew, math...X, the axis that is perpendicular to Y? *ew, math*Lilahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12068609044580667767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1140144311476745082006-02-16T18:45:00.000-08:002006-02-16T18:45:00.000-08:00X truly is worthless. It doesn't even have a phone...X truly is worthless. It doesn't even have a phonetic sound. It has to mooch one off Z.<BR/><BR/>There's nothing worse than a moocher letter!Omnipotent Poobahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16902313824358840026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1140141776571946372006-02-16T18:02:00.000-08:002006-02-16T18:02:00.000-08:00I got gyped!I gots no wealth,but hear, have a phew...I got gyped!<BR/>I gots no wealth,<BR/>but hear, have a phew of my extra letters,<BR/>I think I have sum to spair.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1140140051695021202006-02-16T17:34:00.000-08:002006-02-16T17:34:00.000-08:00this is an X-rated definition. so, we're going adu...this is an <B>X</B>-rated definition. so, we're going adult now? at fxxxing last!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09190480692312079052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1140138475556373432006-02-16T17:07:00.000-08:002006-02-16T17:07:00.000-08:00The question for me is always what does x equal. ...The question for me is always what does x equal. If I can answer that I'm good to go.<BR/><BR/>X: My preference in tic tac toeCooperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02465484210397122019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1140135470773607932006-02-16T16:17:00.000-08:002006-02-16T16:17:00.000-08:00the chromosone for intelligence and competency I b...the chromosone for intelligence and competency I believe...some people (and most of our countries politicians) have one, other people have two.<BR/><BR/>Another ExampleAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1140133522112080942006-02-16T15:45:00.000-08:002006-02-16T15:45:00.000-08:00X: deadIn drawings or cartoons, two X's in place ...X: dead<BR/>In drawings or cartoons, two X's in place of the eyes shows that the person has given up the ghost.Jamie Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11036600186909466411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1140127968938667212006-02-16T14:12:00.000-08:002006-02-16T14:12:00.000-08:00Masil, I think you're middle class in letters, any...Masil, I think you're middle class in letters, anyway.<BR/><BR/>Phoenix, Racer X was the king and Trixie my first love.<BR/><BR/>So, we understand each other, Karen.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1140113742632628662006-02-16T10:15:00.000-08:002006-02-16T10:15:00.000-08:00I know X-actly what you mean!!I know X-actly what you mean!!Karenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16583773305351498372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1140113392953216012006-02-16T10:09:00.000-08:002006-02-16T10:09:00.000-08:00"X" is also what many illeterate people sign their..."X" is also what many illeterate people sign their name as. "X" is also associated with mystery - i.e. Mister X, Professor X, Malcom X, and my favorite:<BR/><BR/>Racer X of 'Speed Racer'Jay Noelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11571082583740830927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1140111848567032622006-02-16T09:44:00.000-08:002006-02-16T09:44:00.000-08:00x-hey...I resemble your definition Doug. Though I...x-hey...I resemble your definition Doug. Though I am lacking in material wealth. And I missed the boat on the whole grunge thing. And I still don't know how to use a computer properly. But I do own horn-rimmed glasses, so I guess that makes me okay.LeMas.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15069218070988779302noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1140111290346372652006-02-16T09:34:00.000-08:002006-02-16T09:34:00.000-08:00Weirsdo, of your firstness I have no doubt.Indie, ...Weirsdo, of your firstness I have no doubt.<BR/><BR/>Indie, I'd think about if there were an alligator pond involved.<BR/><BR/>Pia, someone really needs to explain the letters to me. I'm so terribly confused I could only write one letter this morning.<BR/><BR/>Mireille, the rating that <I>need </I>not speak its name.<BR/><BR/>Sar, you never have mornings like that?<BR/><BR/>Dddragon, don't lose that X.<BR/><BR/>Icy, you know, x = the unknown.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1140109711980988332006-02-16T09:08:00.000-08:002006-02-16T09:08:00.000-08:00We don't know what X isWe don't know what X isTom & Icyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02184377353312923689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1140108726041026922006-02-16T08:52:00.000-08:002006-02-16T08:52:00.000-08:00X marks the spot for treasure. And X brings us to ...X marks the spot for treasure. <BR/><BR/>And X brings us to Doug!dddragonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10912993089246289352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1140103382747938772006-02-16T07:23:00.000-08:002006-02-16T07:23:00.000-08:00X is the symbol Fox Mulder would form with masking...<STRONG>X</STRONG> is the symbol Fox Mulder would form with masking tape on his apartment window to signal a meeting request with the mysterious character known as <STRONG>X</STRONG> on the <STRONG>X</STRONG>-Files.<BR/><BR/>Doug - So now you've taken to posting single letters as your entries? Lazy dog!Sarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00898887379236020609noreply@blogger.com