tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post114346022616382971..comments2024-01-31T00:52:30.471-08:00Comments on Waking Ambrose: JockeyDoug The Unahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1143577712932663932006-03-28T12:28:00.000-08:002006-03-28T12:28:00.000-08:00there, put it in my hands, knight.there, put it in my hands, knight.Ariel the Thiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15097086287609287362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1143550129858951882006-03-28T04:48:00.000-08:002006-03-28T04:48:00.000-08:00Ariel, that's too clever for me to respond to. I ...Ariel, that's too clever for me to respond to. I offer my sword. You may want to wash it.<BR/><BR/>Miz Bohemia, <I>ex-post-facto </I>prophesy never gets old. Sleep long.<BR/><BR/>Indie, I'm afraid you picked the wrong horse. I overslept.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1143548745105783672006-03-28T04:25:00.000-08:002006-03-28T04:25:00.000-08:00I still can't think of a definition for jockey. I ...I still can't think of a definition for jockey. I hope DOug will post the new word soon.Indeterminacyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11112417911577798263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1143531313716397832006-03-27T23:35:00.000-08:002006-03-27T23:35:00.000-08:00Oh my what I missed!!! And to think I could have ...Oh my what I missed!!! And to think I could have been commenter #1 and here I am at 48! *GASPETY GASP*<BR/><BR/>Well, the first thing that came to mind for me was Mizz Cowgirl and no, I have not read her latest post yet so this makes me right on psychic and just fab! *sigh* What can I say?<BR/><BR/>Yes, I am deliriously tired. Off I go for a nap...Miz BoheMiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12684634451330079565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1143527264812162202006-03-27T22:27:00.000-08:002006-03-27T22:27:00.000-08:00it's easy to stay stinky AND innocent.it's easy to stay stinky AND innocent.Ariel the Thiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15097086287609287362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1143526764487248622006-03-27T22:19:00.000-08:002006-03-27T22:19:00.000-08:00Cowgirl, who says I says tomahtoe?Sree, brother, I...Cowgirl, who says I says tomahtoe?<BR/><BR/>Sree, brother, I won't even pretend.<BR/><BR/>Kyah, let's say I was using dialect, ok? Otherwise it's embarassing.<BR/><BR/>Karma, I wondered what the photographer meant by "home use."<BR/><BR/>Well, TLP, then I guess you ain't old yet.<BR/><BR/>Karma, if you haven't you're late. <I>That TLP!</I><BR/><BR/>Squaregirl, I'll make sure to include this information in your folder. Yup, they're little.<BR/><BR/>Jeez, Ariel. I've had it backwards.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1143521072370635622006-03-27T20:44:00.000-08:002006-03-27T20:44:00.000-08:00accident, doctor's visit and other unexpected even...accident, doctor's visit and other unexpected events are what a woman has to keep in mind when chooses her underwear for the day, aren't they?<BR/><BR/>Doug, dirty mind and clear underwear is the secret.Ariel the Thiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15097086287609287362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1143519977159006312006-03-27T20:26:00.000-08:002006-03-27T20:26:00.000-08:00I am too tired to even try to be clever, so i will...I am too tired to even try to be clever, so i will just add that I used to work in a coffee bar in Arcadia (home of Santa Anita Racetrack) and two of our regulars were jockey's and I've always know jockey's were small, but until then, I had no idea of how small...like half my size! And apparently they're kinda like mini-celebrities...which must account for the huge ego's they both had...<BR/><BR/>Am I the only one who didn't think of underwear?...wierd since I own like 200 pairs. I blame my mom, it's that whole "you don't want to get in an accident and be wearing old underwear thing". I mean why do mom's say that anyway?...shouldn't that be the last thing on ones mind? Still, I think the idea scarred me for life.Alanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03316244154670854155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1143518303087102642006-03-27T19:58:00.000-08:002006-03-27T19:58:00.000-08:00haha TLP did i ever tell you you're a sweetie? *cl...haha TLP did i ever tell you you're a sweetie? *clapping hands in glee*<BR/><BR/>why am i doing this from work?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09190480692312079052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1143516902524046382006-03-27T19:35:00.000-08:002006-03-27T19:35:00.000-08:00Karma: You've got pictures of the Dawg in a jock ...Karma: You've got pictures of the Dawg in a jock strap? Okay, I'm a bit embarrassed on this one. I should have known it was a jock strap and not a thong. It's just that I had never seen a red jock strap with black lace before.TLPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02837578489728318423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1143511103929327342006-03-27T17:58:00.000-08:002006-03-27T17:58:00.000-08:00why is everyone getting this wrong??? it's not a t...why is everyone getting this wrong??? it's not a thong, it's a jock strap, of course. i've got pictures ;))Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09190480692312079052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1143509621564849712006-03-27T17:33:00.000-08:002006-03-27T17:33:00.000-08:00multiculturarlity - is that a word Doug? You would...<I>multiculturarlity</I> - is that a word Doug? You wouldn't make one up would you?Kyahgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04496268340516243071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1143507855742741972006-03-27T17:04:00.000-08:002006-03-27T17:04:00.000-08:00a spider thats gone half blind!a spider thats gone half blind!Sreekesh Menonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14465346378210758786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1143505334046920812006-03-27T16:22:00.000-08:002006-03-27T16:22:00.000-08:00Gee, Sar. I hope not. That's holding us by the w...Gee, Sar. I hope not. That's holding us by the wrong end.<BR/><BR/>Kyahgirl, let's just keep it between ourselves.<BR/><BR/>Actonbell, since Soapy fell asleep in Jesus, I wondered who would bring the good news. You better run!<BR/><BR/>OK, then Shayna. I'm all about multiculturarlity. You may stick your tongue out in whatever form or fashion seems appropriate to Southern lady.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1143504647389747292006-03-27T16:10:00.000-08:002006-03-27T16:10:00.000-08:00:P ... I suppose it's the "west coast" way of sti...:P ... I suppose it's the "west coast" way of stinking ones tongue out... I'm a southern gal and I do it :)~ this way!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1143501283620314882006-03-27T15:14:00.000-08:002006-03-27T15:14:00.000-08:00TLP - A dog thong? Is that some kind of new fad l...TLP - A dog thong? Is that some kind of new fad leash holder? ;)Sarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00898887379236020609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1143499485274977822006-03-27T14:44:00.000-08:002006-03-27T14:44:00.000-08:00Aral, that's a good chuckle but I'm glad Soapy did...Aral, that's a good chuckle but I'm glad Soapy didn't live to see it.<BR/><BR/>Sar, you're resurrected! It's a MIRACLE!<BR/><BR/>Thank you, friend Shayna. Then what is :P?<BR/><BR/>TLP, just don't tell what color, please.<BR/><BR/>Thank you, Dddragon. You're a good sister.<BR/><BR/>Excellent, Cowgirl. I'll check it.<BR/><BR/>Jenna, it makes sense to me. Suddenly, so does your profile picture.<BR/><BR/>Alice, I was picking up the trend.<BR/><BR/>Rio, how much moving and grooving could that take?Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1143497174826977112006-03-27T14:06:00.000-08:002006-03-27T14:06:00.000-08:00moving and grooving until i get what i wantmoving and grooving until i get what i wantRiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18276335353959962450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1143495305019126452006-03-27T13:35:00.000-08:002006-03-27T13:35:00.000-08:00anonymous is usually alice.anonymous is usually alice.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1143494634163702942006-03-27T13:23:00.000-08:002006-03-27T13:23:00.000-08:00My first thought was: underwear. Underwear that ha...My first thought was: underwear. Underwear that has JOCKEY written on the elastic band so when you look at it people think your name is Jockey.<BR/><BR/>Then I thought of the Jockey episode from the Simpsons because, here's where the train of thought totally gets derailed, of that one episode where Grandpa Simpson whips off his underwear (still dressed) to find out his first name. So then I thought: the episode where they got the second horse. <BR/><BR/>And so it all makes perfect sense. What? It does. Seriously. Perfect sense.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1143490446747340982006-03-27T12:14:00.000-08:002006-03-27T12:14:00.000-08:00mom: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwmom: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwdddragonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10912993089246289352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1143489396776596412006-03-27T11:56:00.000-08:002006-03-27T11:56:00.000-08:00Sar: I beg your pardon. This just in: he wears ...Sar: I beg your pardon. <I>This just in: he wears a thong.</I> Not that you care. You don't. Neither do I. I'm so glad that's settled.<BR/><BR/><B>Jockey,</B> <I>n.,</I> An unfortunate person who is jerked around by a jock. Also see <I>skinny, pencil-necked, 9th grade geek.</I>TLPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02837578489728318423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1143487516232154172006-03-27T11:25:00.000-08:002006-03-27T11:25:00.000-08:00Actually it's me sticking my tongue out at you...B...Actually it's me sticking my tongue out at you...<BR/><BR/>BUT... Yes, "You are forgiven dear friend"... :)~Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1143487477231826702006-03-27T11:24:00.000-08:002006-03-27T11:24:00.000-08:00Brawling bimbo....dead to you? *Hmph*! You reall...Brawling bimbo....dead to you? *Hmph*! You really don't want to be instigating and provoking the brawling belle, Doug.<BR/><BR/>TLP - Why on earth would I wonder or care whether Doug wears boxers or briefs? Dogs don't wear either last time I checked. <BR/><BR/>Karma - Hey, now that I'm dead to Doug, wouldn't that technically mean I pose no threat of offense and can waltz right past the family site sensor? Let's find out. Bravo on your orgy comment, SIS!Sarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00898887379236020609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1143486124034691262006-03-27T11:02:00.000-08:002006-03-27T11:02:00.000-08:00Yeah. Why are we all thinking of underwear?I pref...Yeah. Why are we all thinking of underwear?<BR/><BR/>I prefer Fruit of the Loom. It reminds me of an alternative version of a Hail Mary:<BR/><BR/>Hail Mary, full of grace.<BR/>The Lord is with thee.<BR/>Blessed art though among women<BR/>and blessed is the Fruit of the Loom, Jesus?Lilahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12068609044580667767noreply@blogger.com