tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post114898947385790219..comments2024-01-31T00:52:30.471-08:00Comments on Waking Ambrose: PurgatoryDoug The Unahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comBlogger67125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1149212816390952062006-06-01T18:46:00.000-07:002006-06-01T18:46:00.000-07:00My under standing is this is a Cathlick thing, wit...My under standing is this is a Cathlick thing, witch I do NOT BELEAVE IN becuz we will not need to purge in Heaven cuz JESUS will make sure we all have perfect boddie's!!!!!<BR/>Congrachulaytion's on you're new book, P-Doggy!!!!Hobbeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17371953652907423093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1149080771238812782006-05-31T06:06:00.000-07:002006-05-31T06:06:00.000-07:00Puppytoes, I don't think a curmudgeon need to over...Puppytoes, I don't think a curmudgeon need to overestimate himself as long as he underestimates those around him.<BR/><BR/>Karma, I noticed that when I woke up. <BR/><BR/>That's OK, Jamie Dawn. Angels piss me off.<BR/><BR/>Hermanita, I'll give you a pass although it's only good at Fat Mama's Rib Shack.<BR/><BR/>Hahahaha, Ariel! Yes, my strategy is that next to Bierce I look kind of saintly. Uh-oh, K. You ready for Ariel?<BR/><BR/>Indie, you already have a muse! You're just being lazy now.<BR/><BR/>Miz B! Over yonder! A phallus!Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1149065838181588122006-05-31T01:57:00.000-07:002006-05-31T01:57:00.000-07:00Hear ye, hear ye indeterminacy!Hear ye, hear ye indeterminacy!Miz BoheMiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12684634451330079565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1149062197153036282006-05-31T00:56:00.000-07:002006-05-31T00:56:00.000-07:00Purgatory: Waiting for an inspiration.Purgatory: Waiting for an inspiration.Indeterminacyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11112417911577798263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1149056623688178782006-05-30T23:23:00.000-07:002006-05-30T23:23:00.000-07:00Karma, nobody does verifiers like you do. the rest...Karma, nobody does verifiers like you do. the rest of us keep trying like babies do.<BR/><BR/>Doug, does "It's bad enough having my definitions next to Bierce's." mean that you consider this blog your purgatory and plan to jump right to Heaven from your death-bed?<BR/><BR/>qlqns - quilting my clownsAriel the Thiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15097086287609287362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1149056062559332182006-05-30T23:14:00.000-07:002006-05-30T23:14:00.000-07:00Ooooh! I was comment 69 up above! KINKAY!Ooooh! I was comment <B>69</B> up above! KINKAY!Miz BoheMiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12684634451330079565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1149056028987917112006-05-30T23:13:00.000-07:002006-05-30T23:13:00.000-07:00Doug's the man fo sho! In my case, he's the broth...Doug's the man fo sho! In my case, he's the brotha man! Ooooweeee! Indeedy!<BR/><BR/>Hey hermanito... then does that mean I get to go to hell, what with all the cussing?<BR/><BR/>xvvldej: Beats me! Karma HELP!Miz BoheMiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12684634451330079565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1149049915653370462006-05-30T21:31:00.000-07:002006-05-30T21:31:00.000-07:00O'Kelly: Heaven has ALL the snack foods.Doug: Yo...O'Kelly: Heaven has ALL the snack foods.<BR/><BR/>Doug: You are too grouchy for heaven. Sorry. A self-proclaimed curmudgeon has no chance to get to heaven, except to become very nice while in Purgatory.Jamie Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11036600186909466411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1149048332047415652006-05-30T21:05:00.000-07:002006-05-30T21:05:00.000-07:00puppytoes, there's one more thing to break to the ...puppytoes, there's one more thing to break to the dawg: he's next to none. <BR/><BR/>if not the Cheetos, someone gimme a slice of that humble pieAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09190480692312079052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1149044345505928162006-05-30T19:59:00.000-07:002006-05-30T19:59:00.000-07:00Doug: I agree with you, I wouldn't want my verifie...Doug: I agree with you, I wouldn't want my verifier gags next to Karma's, either... that said, I hate to break it to ya, but I happen to think <I>your</I> definitions look <I>right at home</I> next to those of Bierce. You're surprisingly humble, for a curmudgeon.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1149041489318928282006-05-30T19:11:00.000-07:002006-05-30T19:11:00.000-07:00G, then to dah r'bah for the mazel tov and the tra...G, then to dah r'bah for the mazel tov and the translation.<BR/><BR/>Puppytoes, then have at it and have fun.<BR/><BR/>a4g, I hate when that happens.<BR/><BR/>Haha, O Ceallaigh. Darn, now I can't do that one.<BR/><BR/>Jamie Dawn, how grouchy are we talking?<BR/><BR/>Karma, you of all people know it's a free-for-all on this site. I sure wouldn't want my verifier gags next to yours, though. It's bad enough having my definitions next to Bierce's.<BR/><BR/>O Ceallaigh, I knew the Yankee in you would come through.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1149040950561331532006-05-30T19:02:00.000-07:002006-05-30T19:02:00.000-07:00Cheetos? In heaven?!? Then I ain't going. (Spea...<I>Cheetos</I>? In <B><I>heaven</I></B>?!? Then I ain't going. (Speaking of empty threats.) It absolutely <I>has</I> to be <A HREF="http://www.taquitos.net/snacks.php?snack_code=1121" REL="nofollow">Cape Cod Dark Russet Potato Chips</A>.The amoebahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09997830489035965913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1149037419316020922006-05-30T18:03:00.000-07:002006-05-30T18:03:00.000-07:00g and puppytoes, now you are embarassing me ... no...g and puppytoes, now you are embarassing me ... no apologies required! ... and those were great! if verifying wasn't a free-for-all on this blog, i'd give the dawg <I>hell</I><BR/><BR/>now someone pass me those Cheetos<BR/><BR/>cudbfe: could be fine, eh?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09190480692312079052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1149032980216067772006-05-30T16:49:00.000-07:002006-05-30T16:49:00.000-07:00O'Kelly: I strongly believe there will be Cheetos...O'Kelly: I strongly believe there will be Cheetos in heaven. They will taste every bit as good, but be calorie and fat free, as will dark chocolate truffles. :)Jamie Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11036600186909466411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1149032832805931812006-05-30T16:47:00.000-07:002006-05-30T16:47:00.000-07:00I'd be happy to be your heavenly dog walker.My dog...I'd be happy to be your heavenly dog walker.<BR/>My doggie Simba will be there along with her late hubby, Gunther. I am certain Gunther is seated at the foot of the throne of God. <BR/><BR/>Purgatory is where cats go, by the way.. and turtles and other lesser creatures. <BR/>Hell is for insects and reptiles... and bad, grouchy people.Jamie Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11036600186909466411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1149031279028324342006-05-30T16:21:00.000-07:002006-05-30T16:21:00.000-07:00the link is supposed to be to the Ig Nobel Prize. ...the link is supposed to be to the Ig Nobel Prize. Damned if I know why, after three tries, it wouldn't bloody well work.The amoebahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09997830489035965913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1149031215143973852006-05-30T16:20:00.000-07:002006-05-30T16:20:00.000-07:00CHEETOS, n. prop. Staple item of Purgatory diet f...<B>CHEETOS</B>, n. prop. Staple item of Purgatory diet for (a) food Nazis; (b) big game hunters and cat-house zookeepers; (c) adulterers. <BR/><BR/>Would this have had anything to do with "ignoble pelts", Jenna?<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://www.improb.com/ig" REL="nofollow"/>.The amoebahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09997830489035965913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1149030005010678972006-05-30T16:00:00.000-07:002006-05-30T16:00:00.000-07:00Doug: competitive? me? aieeee! competition is my i...Doug: competitive? <I>me</I>? <I>aieeee</I>! competition is <I>my</I> idea of Purgatory.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1149029760752696502006-05-30T15:56:00.000-07:002006-05-30T15:56:00.000-07:00to dah r'bah (transliteration) - thank you very mu...to dah r'bah (transliteration) - thank you very muchGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16075495407192340894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1149027080408381652006-05-30T15:11:00.000-07:002006-05-30T15:11:00.000-07:00Mutha, I have a 35 mile version of the same thing ...Mutha, I have a 35 mile version of the same thing ahead of me. Sympathies. <BR/><BR/>Actonbell, it wouldn't be hard to design you a hell, I reckon.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1149024943625554372006-05-30T14:35:00.000-07:002006-05-30T14:35:00.000-07:00I am late today because I was in purgatory: a 25 m...I am late today because I was in purgatory: a 25 mile commute that takes an hour and a half.Muthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03172749181642285989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1149023495367931632006-05-30T14:11:00.000-07:002006-05-30T14:11:00.000-07:00Actonbell, I'll make sure they remember. See I vi...Actonbell, I'll make sure they remember. See I view purgatory as an endless boat ride with a singing gondolier.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1149023430956202452006-05-30T14:10:00.000-07:002006-05-30T14:10:00.000-07:00g, what's Hebrew for "thank you?"Puppytoes, that's...g, what's Hebrew for "thank you?"<BR/><BR/>Puppytoes, that's a good one. By the way, I don't think Karma minds other people doing the verifiers, but I hope you aren't competitive. I gave up a long time ago.<BR/><BR/>Cowgirl, *wags*<BR/><BR/>Jenna, Jamie Dawn was right. You have to reach paradise for the dogs.<BR/><BR/>Minka, that was pretty clever. For the record, I'm pulling for Tahiti for you. And no comment. *snicker*<BR/><BR/>Yes, Mireille. After a certain point, piety is just a matter of formatting.<BR/><BR/>Masil, I used to have a friend who was stationed there. She's doing much better now, thanks for asking.<BR/><BR/>TLP, there is a telephone heaven. In Farsi, they call it "Badcellobad"<BR/><BR/>Squaregirl, let me see if I can evangelize you properly: The inferno is like an unsequenced set of random numbers, purgatory is a syllogism and paradise, ah, paradise is like the harmonic conjugation of a quadratic equation using irrational numbers. Sweet, huh?Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1149022827311978302006-05-30T14:00:00.000-07:002006-05-30T14:00:00.000-07:00Can someone explain to me what the differences bet...Can someone explain to me what the differences between purgatory and what we are all currently doing on this Universe are?? <BR/><BR/>And while your at it, could you provide me of an explanation of "heaven on earth".<BR/><BR/>This stuff gets confusing for me sometimes...Alanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03316244154670854155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1149019389414604712006-05-30T13:03:00.000-07:002006-05-30T13:03:00.000-07:00Purgatory: The first 30 minutes on hold for tech ...Purgatory: The first 30 minutes on hold for tech help with AOL. After that you fairly quickly go to hell. There is no telephone heaven.TLPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02837578489728318423noreply@blogger.com