tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post115978837035664328..comments2024-01-31T00:52:30.471-08:00Comments on Waking Ambrose: BackbiteDoug The Unahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1159874362053916942006-10-03T04:19:00.000-07:002006-10-03T04:19:00.000-07:00Hardly, Actonbell. You took avenged another middl...Hardly, Actonbell. You took avenged another middle child.<BR/><BR/>Haha, Dddragon. And a stroke for first borns.<BR/><BR/>Dad, you're damn right not grammy's daughter. I'm not surprised you missed the scent, beastmaster.<BR/><BR/>Thanks, Quilly.<BR/><BR/>Pssst, I bet Puppybrose had braces.<BR/><BR/>Hermana, you gave it your best shot. I'm guessing you're better in the frontal assault.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1159860190031049622006-10-03T00:23:00.000-07:002006-10-03T00:23:00.000-07:00Psssst... hermano! How's that for some backbiting...Psssst... hermano! How's that for some backbiting? Hmmm?Miz BoheMiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12684634451330079565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1159860142911171342006-10-03T00:22:00.000-07:002006-10-03T00:22:00.000-07:00Oh that Daddy! So silly! As in ha, ha, haaaa sil...Oh <I>that Daddy</I>! So silly! As in ha, ha, haaaa silly... although hey! Listen to the man people! IT WAS NOT ME! Not Daddy´s daughter FO SHO! FO SHO!<BR/><BR/>Dios mio!<BR/><BR/>As for the waddling one... hmmmm! Minka?Miz BoheMiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12684634451330079565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1159846819726518592006-10-02T20:40:00.000-07:002006-10-02T20:40:00.000-07:00Backbite: 1. helpful and/or otherwise undisclosed ...<B>Backbite</B>: 1. helpful and/or otherwise undisclosed information 2. carnivore's delight at Chilis (or so i'm told) 3. condition corrected by braces with bumpers. [see also: Anthony Michael Hall bobble head] <BR/><BR/>now i'm spent. don't talk about me until after i've gone to bed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1159846092672785622006-10-02T20:28:00.000-07:002006-10-02T20:28:00.000-07:00Sar's place is really going to the dawgs. Congra...Sar's place is really going to the dawgs. Congrats on your win.Charlene Amsdenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15417995779960967945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1159841482674372872006-10-02T19:11:00.000-07:002006-10-02T19:11:00.000-07:00Happy Birthday Andy. I haven't noticed an odor. ...Happy Birthday Andy. I haven't noticed an odor. Could be there is a waddle, but nothing for Minka to envy or defend. Miz Bohemia, as my first Mother -in-Law used to say: "not my daughter!"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1159840692319402142006-10-02T18:58:00.000-07:002006-10-02T18:58:00.000-07:00Happy Birthday AndyPandy!Happy Birthday AndyPandy!dddragonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10912993089246289352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1159838081607281202006-10-02T18:14:00.000-07:002006-10-02T18:14:00.000-07:00With one of those swooping hats, pup.Jamie Dawn, y...With one of those swooping hats, pup.<BR/><BR/>Jamie Dawn, you're the bim.<BR/><BR/>Terry, depends on your species.<BR/><BR/>And I don't, Alice. What happened to Orpheus already happened to me once.<BR/><BR/>Nice lyric, Shayna! Reads like Lady Day.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1159834573088616772006-10-02T17:16:00.000-07:002006-10-02T17:16:00.000-07:00I sing these bluesIn a minor keyEverybody in town'...I sing these blues<BR/>In a minor key<BR/>Everybody in town's trying to BACKBITE me<BR/>I love my man<BR/>Better than I do myself<BR/>Now he's lovin' somebody else<BR/>That's why I'm singing these minor blues<BR/>Early this mornin'<BR/>On the break of day<BR/>I felt the pillow where my daddy used to lay<BR/>He left last night<BR/>Didn't say why<BR/>Didn't even kiss his mama goodbye<BR/>That's why I've got these minor blues<BR/>I combed his hair<BR/>Manicured his nails<BR/>Took my money and got him out of jail<BR/>I brought him coffee<BR/>I brought him tea<BR/>Brought him everything but the jailhouse key<BR/>That's why I'm singing these minor blues<BR/>I sing these blues<BR/>In a lowdown key<BR/>To let you know how he mistreated me<BR/>Get up in the morning<BR/>Work hard all day<BR/>Come home at night and give him all my pay<BR/>That's why I'm singing these minor blues<BR/>Nobody knows<BR/>The trouble I seen<BR/>Nobody knows my misery<BR/>Keep on singing to me<BR/>This minor key<BR/>Maybe someday he'll come back to me<BR/>That's why I'm singing these minor bluesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1159834327860646082006-10-02T17:12:00.000-07:002006-10-02T17:12:00.000-07:00More bacteria filled than dog bites, but hardly no...More bacteria filled than dog bites, but hardly noticeable if you don't turn around.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1159829818998939882006-10-02T15:56:00.000-07:002006-10-02T15:56:00.000-07:00Backbite - Simple enough; the worst kind because y...Backbite - Simple enough; the worst kind because you can't reach it to scratch it.tsduffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06457805824149563737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1159825751785325132006-10-02T14:49:00.000-07:002006-10-02T14:49:00.000-07:00...Or as Inspector Clouseau would say, Andy is a m......Or as Inspector Clouseau would say, Andy is a minkey.<BR/>Happy B-day, Minkey!<BR/><BR/>A backbiter is a very passionate love maker.Jamie Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11036600186909466411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1159825004881324932006-10-02T14:36:00.000-07:002006-10-02T14:36:00.000-07:00as a bobble-head?as a bobble-head?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1159823253506318072006-10-02T14:07:00.000-07:002006-10-02T14:07:00.000-07:00Logo, thank you for both the correction and the we...Logo, thank you for both the correction and the well-placed mockery.<BR/><BR/>Kyahgirl, don't get me started on the thickness of his hide. You'll make a hypocrite of me.<BR/><BR/>Puppybrose, I'm thinking Bahamian.<BR/><BR/>Mushroom, I'd have taken another way if it had been available.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1159818469663526442006-10-02T12:47:00.000-07:002006-10-02T12:47:00.000-07:00Backbite: The tactic one must resort to when one ...<B>Backbite:</B> The tactic one must resort to when one cannot reach the hand that feeds them. A skill that is very useful when one gets into corporate management without requisite skills.The Mushroomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13466433750698090728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1159818210904425352006-10-02T12:43:00.000-07:002006-10-02T12:43:00.000-07:00just make sure Bonnie wears that wonderful pantsui...just make sure Bonnie wears that wonderful pantsuit you bought.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1159818174122803022006-10-02T12:42:00.000-07:002006-10-02T12:42:00.000-07:00Aw, its so sweet, the brotherly love just shines t...Aw, its so sweet, the brotherly love just shines through.<BR/>Happy Birthday Andy and don't let Doug's backbiting ways get you down. I guess you have a pretty thick hide by now, eh?Kyahgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04496268340516243071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1159815658664465332006-10-02T12:00:00.000-07:002006-10-02T12:00:00.000-07:00Happy Birthday, Andy, you great ape!As for backbit...Happy Birthday, Andy, you great ape!<BR/><BR/>As for backbiting?<BR/>That would be discussing lexographers who use<BR/><I>frivolessness</I><BR/>when they mean<BR/><B>frivolousness</B><BR/>in the comments when said lexographer is busy elsewhere.Logophilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05791617221187190709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1159815401000079372006-10-02T11:56:00.000-07:002006-10-02T11:56:00.000-07:00For my wife, Bonnie. And "My Dinner With Andre" a...For my wife, Bonnie. And "My Dinner With Andre" action figures.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1159815222099482362006-10-02T11:53:00.000-07:002006-10-02T11:53:00.000-07:00that, and a Remains of the Day lunchbox, right?that, and a Remains of the Day lunchbox, right?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1159813427731307422006-10-02T11:23:00.000-07:002006-10-02T11:23:00.000-07:00Thanks, Mule. I hope your wife isn't teaching sch...Thanks, Mule. I hope your wife isn't teaching school.<BR/><BR/>Puppybrose, I need one hundred thousand dollars.<BR/><BR/>Masil, doll, it's after 11.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1159813211090084632006-10-02T11:20:00.000-07:002006-10-02T11:20:00.000-07:00backbite-gossiping with teeth. Yeah, yeah, yeah......backbite-gossiping with teeth. <BR/><BR/>Yeah, yeah, yeah...it's Monday morning, punny is all you're gonna get.LeMas.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15069218070988779302noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1159813011487394152006-10-02T11:16:00.000-07:002006-10-02T11:16:00.000-07:00backbite: how one might retaliate to a mocking fro...<B>backbite</B>: how one might retaliate to a mocking from bastard people... in lieu of a pillow?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1159812891487167832006-10-02T11:14:00.000-07:002006-10-02T11:14:00.000-07:00ps - Happy Birthday to Andy.And, as my wife's high...ps - Happy Birthday to Andy.<BR/><BR/>And, as my wife's high school boyfriend said in a moment of profound reflection, "Why, we are all just hairless apes." <BR/><BR/>So, Andy, a monkey ain't far down the rung.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1159811561497438002006-10-02T10:52:00.000-07:002006-10-02T10:52:00.000-07:00Mule, isn't that an octium?Sar, I knew you'd under...Mule, isn't that an octium?<BR/><BR/>Sar, I knew you'd understand.<BR/><BR/>Ariel, socially acceptable anti-social behavior? I've been waiting all my life for that.<BR/><BR/>O Ceallaigh, judge not lest ye be judged.<BR/><BR/>Cindra Jo, I'm kind of enjoying the two of you telling personal stories in this here public forum. Please continue.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.com