tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post116116667194778577..comments2024-01-31T00:52:30.471-08:00Comments on Waking Ambrose: The Rest Is GravyDoug The Unahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comBlogger79125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1161316360563984352006-10-19T20:52:00.000-07:002006-10-19T20:52:00.000-07:00Quill, not to fear. Mi hermana is #69 when she's ...Quill, not to fear. Mi hermana is #69 when she's the first one here.<BR/><BR/>Oh, Ariel. I was trying to take a bullet for you.<BR/><BR/>You make a good point, Minka. You're just a longitudinal roaster, by Actonbell's definition.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1161306510119726852006-10-19T18:08:00.000-07:002006-10-19T18:08:00.000-07:00see, i didn´t get it that we were supposed to roas...see, i didn´t get it that we were supposed to roast you!<BR/>Gosh...If it were still yesterday, you know I wouldn´t have been able to keep it in. <BR/>The ladies here thoughs eem to be well under way, and you get your daily dosage from me anyway...without asking :)Minkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04200778533362101678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1161288953070936712006-10-19T13:15:00.000-07:002006-10-19T13:15:00.000-07:00I was talking about Actonbell, Doug, I didn't know...I was talking about Actonbell, Doug, I didn't know you too have alcohol problems. of course I understand you, too. now this bottle is almost empty...Ariel the Thiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15097086287609287362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1161266479353401512006-10-19T07:01:00.000-07:002006-10-19T07:01:00.000-07:00Sorry Ms. B. I'll be more careful next time ....Sorry Ms. B. I'll be more careful next time ....Charlene Amsdenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15417995779960967945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1161256097158859602006-10-19T04:08:00.000-07:002006-10-19T04:08:00.000-07:00Cooper, actually I don't care how I'm carved as lo...Cooper, actually I don't care how I'm carved as long as I'm carved. Dig deep, woman.<BR/><BR/>Thank you, Ariel. It's nice to be understood. Are you going to finish that bottle?Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1161241208896804782006-10-19T00:00:00.000-07:002006-10-19T00:00:00.000-07:00oh G, from week to week I keep forgeting that Wedn...oh G, from week to week I keep forgeting that Wednesday is a guest day, and I am always the same surprised and cheered when realize. nice.Ariel the Thiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15097086287609287362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1161241013675179112006-10-18T23:56:00.000-07:002006-10-18T23:56:00.000-07:00Actonbell, obviously you know everything and more ...Actonbell, obviously you know everything and more about roasting, I enjoyed your post a lot. my fave quote about Doug is from TLP "You've had wild true experiences and you're a wonderful liar.", I now have a new fave one, though, "Doug is so much more than a little pyromanic. He's a big pyromanic.". THAT TLP.<BR/><BR/>after all the things your friends and family told about you it's impossible not to like you before the first meeting already. and please don't care what they say about your alcoholism, I understand you!Ariel the Thiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15097086287609287362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1161235065564441872006-10-18T22:17:00.000-07:002006-10-18T22:17:00.000-07:00Zenpro, the Dawg doesn't care how he is served as ...Zenpro, the Dawg doesn't care how he is served as long as he is served.........right dawg?<BR/><BR/>Admit it.<BR/><BR/>Roasting is a process by which something slowly turns into something else - usually something better.<BR/><BR/>Doug is continually roasting, and as hard as I try - (not too hard actually, but let's pretend) - I am at loss to find too many means things to say about him.<BR/><BR/>Not in front of him at least. ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1161230376061122642006-10-18T20:59:00.000-07:002006-10-18T20:59:00.000-07:00Long as it comes on a bone, Actonbell.Sar, it's be...Long as it comes on a bone, Actonbell.<BR/><BR/>Sar, it's been a long road and you were the crookedest curve.<BR/><BR/>Poutybrose, I stand by my position.<BR/><BR/>Terry it's all you smart folk make this site intimidating. I just provide the wind.<BR/><BR/>Hey, Puppy! That's mi hermana!<BR/><BR/>Yay, indeed, Logo. Big stuff.<BR/><BR/>Karma, yes?<BR/><BR/>Pops, I'm still going to call you a sissy this weekend if you don't climb with enthusiasm.<BR/><BR/>Logo, I'm like a spider.<BR/><BR/>Miz B, you belong in the movies! It's a day of debuts.<BR/><BR/>Thanks, Quill. That made me smile the first time and still does. <BR/><BR/>Tranquila, hermana! Todo bien, todo bien.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1161227631417083152006-10-18T20:13:00.002-07:002006-10-18T20:13:00.002-07:00AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU GRASSHOPPA!!!!!AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! DAMN YOU GRASSHOPPA!!!!!Miz BoheMiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12684634451330079565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1161227598747180492006-10-18T20:13:00.001-07:002006-10-18T20:13:00.001-07:00I AM #69!!!!!DANCIN' THE DANCE ELECTRIC FO SHO!*Be...I AM #69!!!!!<BR/><BR/>DANCIN' THE DANCE ELECTRIC FO SHO!<BR/><BR/>*Beavis and Butthead style laughing to be inserted here*Miz BoheMiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12684634451330079565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1161227592143436942006-10-18T20:13:00.000-07:002006-10-18T20:13:00.000-07:00I posted this once before but today seems like the...I posted this once before but today seems like the time to share it again:<BR/><BR/><B>Tribute To A Dawg</B><BR/><BR/>A dawg named Doug met Ambrose Bierce<BR/>… within a book one day.<BR/>The words they jumped right off the page<BR/>… and caused the dawg to say,<BR/>"Oh, the wonder of these words,<BR/>… they surely must be mine!"<BR/>So the dawg named Doug created a blog<BR/>… which simply is divine.<BR/>A place where wisdom, wit and ridiculous<BR/>… all meet in one accord<BR/>To thrust and parry, swashbuckle and flash<BR/>… swift as a dueling sword.<BR/>People travel by 'net the world around<BR/>… to insult boast and mug;<BR/>And when you ask them why they say,<BR/>… "Ya gotta dig that dawg named, Doug!"Charlene Amsdenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15417995779960967945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1161227256570069442006-10-18T20:07:00.000-07:002006-10-18T20:07:00.000-07:0067 comments? Dios mio what a partay! Back to 4:3...67 comments? Dios mio what a partay! Back to 4:30 am wake up calls which means I get to play un poquito!<BR/><BR/>Actonbell... that was totally FABULOUS! FO SHO!!! And ooooweeee! The bohemian was quoted! See hermano? I am a sweet sistah I tell you! HAH!<BR/><BR/>A runner? I sure miss running! I had to stop after I screwed my knee up and later got it back in shape with yoga... but still... running in San Francisco is a high and I may just need to ask you for pointers so that I may get back to it someday! <BR/><BR/>Bohemians loooovee roasting runners on early onset curmudgeons' sites (although hermano extraordinario is more like it but I won't tell!) SHHHH FO SHO!<BR/><BR/>Ack... can you tell I just woke up? More rambling than usual! Dios mio!Miz BoheMiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12684634451330079565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1161222705714149362006-10-18T18:51:00.000-07:002006-10-18T18:51:00.000-07:00Wow, it's been over a year that Doug has been endu...Wow, it's been over a year that Doug has been enduring Ariella and I. What with the roast and all I went archive diving to see when we started harrassing you all over here, October 4th. We'd only been been blogging about two weeks, wow, what excellent taste!Logophilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05791617221187190709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1161221922328595222006-10-18T18:38:00.000-07:002006-10-18T18:38:00.000-07:00Doug, who knew you were such a good guy. I am so ...Doug, who knew you were such a good guy. I am so proud.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1161219805336803762006-10-18T18:03:00.000-07:002006-10-18T18:03:00.000-07:00Thanks for the legup. I had actually forgotten how...Thanks for the legup. I had actually forgotten how to post and what to do. I had even forgotten my password ... but a latte later, it all came back.<BR/><BR/>Inspired by Actonbell and others to dive into the archives to search and research, I also found out your first ever post (on plagiarise) was all about me. It's been that way ever since, right? Say yes, Douglas, or you will be <B>roasting in hell forever </B>!<BR/><BR/>nukyrva: nuclear viagraAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09190480692312079052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1161217596434166962006-10-18T17:26:00.000-07:002006-10-18T17:26:00.000-07:00Well, you're oh-so-welcome, Sar:)And Terri, me too...Well, you're oh-so-welcome, Sar:)<BR/><BR/>And Terri, me too! I'm here for the fantastic wind current.<BR/><BR/>Good evening, Logo, happy humpday!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1161217297546945652006-10-18T17:21:00.000-07:002006-10-18T17:21:00.000-07:00Actonbell & Poutybrose - thank you, thank you ladi...Actonbell & Poutybrose - thank you, thank you ladies! <BR/><BR/>*bows as gracefully as one wearing stilettos can without tipping over*Sarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00898887379236020609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1161212693700990752006-10-18T16:04:00.000-07:002006-10-18T16:04:00.000-07:00Wow, the refined Actonbell finally makes her long-...Wow, the refined Actonbell finally makes her long-awaited and well-worth-the-wait appearance.<BR/>YAY!Logophilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05791617221187190709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1161210155964484262006-10-18T15:22:00.000-07:002006-10-18T15:22:00.000-07:00while everyone's thinking up rud.... er, um... wit...while everyone's thinking up rud.... er, um... witty things to roast Doug with... why not visit <A HREF="http://mizbohemia.blogspot.com/2006/10/stoopid-pink-eared-daddies.html#links" REL="nofollow">MIZ BOHEMIA</A>?? scroll down to the bottom of her new post for a treat. i mean a *TREAT*. (what can i say? i'm in a linky mood today...)<BR/><BR/>veri = burppu. hmmmm. speaks VOLUMES about the hazards of eating red meat, don't you agree?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1161208775339968052006-10-18T14:59:00.000-07:002006-10-18T14:59:00.000-07:00that mixed feeling of admiration, envy and resentm...<I>that mixed feeling of admiration, envy and resentment that accompanies the double barreled morning onslaught of wit from Bierce + Pascover</I><BR/><BR/>Couldn't have been better said Actonbell! This site is often intimdating, but I just flap along with the breeze, trying to keep up. Great post!tsduffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06457805824149563737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1161208359685735472006-10-18T14:52:00.000-07:002006-10-18T14:52:00.000-07:00Sar: that was beautiful. long, but beautiful.re: y...Sar: that was beautiful. long, but beautiful.<BR/><BR/>re: your "red meat" comment, Doug... i stumbled on <A HREF="http://www.meatrix.com/" REL="nofollow">THIS SITE</A> a couple of weeks ago... care to rethink?<BR/><BR/>TLP: <B>post</B>erior was freakin' inspired. (just sayin'...)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1161206919794388812006-10-18T14:28:00.000-07:002006-10-18T14:28:00.000-07:00BRAVO! *whistles* APPLAUSE!clapclapclapclapclapcla...BRAVO! *whistles* APPLAUSE!<BR/>clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap<BR/><BR/>So, he really littered blogexplosion, heh? That's funnyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1161205678985244902006-10-18T14:07:00.000-07:002006-10-18T14:07:00.000-07:00You know, my very first definition here a year and...You know, my very first definition here a year and a half ago was:<BR/><BR/><STRONG>Longevity</STRONG> - <EM> Picking your coffee mug up only to discover you had unknowingly already finished it.</EM><BR/><BR/>Our curmudgeon host's?<BR/><BR/><STRONG>Longevity</STRONG> - <EM>Greatness cut short.</EM><BR/><BR/>Of course this was not my first comment here. No, my first few comments were cleverly disguised rants about Doug's site. You see, this was back in the day when Doug was so desperate for attention he littered Blog Explosion and his freakin blog popped up incessantly. I thought who on earth would want to read a blog with a boring black template, with just some surly definition followed by an another surly update. Then came the stories. Who on earth would want to spend time on their weekend listening to some dude drone on and reliving his glory I Heart Danger days. (Never mind the flaming toilet paper boats story was more than mildly entertaining, this is a roasting comment I tell you!) Then finally, FINALLY, he caught on as the template brightened, the stories became predominantly reader tributes, he started having guests, and he started Prattler to post...political rants! <BR/><BR/>So in tribute to the Doug roast and in celebration of Actonbell's monumental guest turn, I'm submitting another update...<BR/><BR/><STRONG>Longevity:</STRONG> <EM>Greatness overdue.</EM>Sarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00898887379236020609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1161204961406439322006-10-18T13:56:00.000-07:002006-10-18T13:56:00.000-07:00When you get back, here's red meat: http://www.red...When you get back, here's red meat: http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/<BR/>explore that before dinner, if you dare:)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com