tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post116411176276518745..comments2024-01-31T00:52:30.471-08:00Comments on Waking Ambrose: TroglodyteDoug The Unahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1164887569410864412006-11-30T03:52:00.000-08:002006-11-30T03:52:00.000-08:00My kinda man!!!!!My kinda man!!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1164320356254479952006-11-23T14:19:00.000-08:002006-11-23T14:19:00.000-08:00Troglodyte:Those Troglodytes in the so-called "Ban...Troglodyte:<BR/>Those Troglodytes in the so-called "Band" Death Cheese tore up the stage before, during and after their heinous performance.<BR/>Hoity Toity<BR/>Music CriticAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1164199119981520212006-11-22T04:38:00.000-08:002006-11-22T04:38:00.000-08:00Karma, Troglodyte love can be hard on the scalp bu...Karma, Troglodyte love can be hard on the scalp but the meat is fresh.<BR/><BR/>Terry, that was the only definition you've ever needed. That looks familiar.<BR/><BR/>Mireille, they did but I clubbed'em.<BR/><BR/>Miz B, I thank you and my ancestors thank you. If they built castles in trees we might have been kings.<BR/><BR/>Doesn't it, Alice? I've been called that lots of times and always thought it sounded so pretty.<BR/><BR/>Thanks, East of Oregon. Drop by any time.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1164181872495353282006-11-21T23:51:00.000-08:002006-11-21T23:51:00.000-08:00very interesting blog!very interesting blog!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1164175687652006612006-11-21T22:08:00.000-08:002006-11-21T22:08:00.000-08:00such an ugly little word.It rolls of the tongue so...such an ugly little word.<BR/><BR/>It rolls of the tongue so nicley though.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1164170180685203982006-11-21T20:36:00.000-08:002006-11-21T20:36:00.000-08:00Troglodyte... one step up, if not a couple at leas...Troglodyte... one step up, if not a couple at least, on the evolutionary scale from leacherous beings named "Bush"...<BR/><BR/>ACK!Miz BoheMiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12684634451330079565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1164161928727467552006-11-21T18:18:00.000-08:002006-11-21T18:18:00.000-08:00aww baby, did somebody call you a troglodyte? Heh...aww baby, did somebody call you a <I>troglodyte</I>? Heh. xoxomireillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02012296353550408831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1164159121570129342006-11-21T17:32:00.000-08:002006-11-21T17:32:00.000-08:00I just KNEW there was a song about them... here is...I just KNEW there was a song about them... here is what I was trying to remember. A song by Jimmy Castor Bunch,called <BR/><BR/><I>CAVEMAN (Troglodytes)<BR/><BR/>What we're gonna do right here is go back, way back, back into time.<BR/>When the only people that existed were troglodytes...cave men...<BR/>cave women...Neanderthal...troglodytes. Let's take the average<BR/>cave man at home, listening to his stereo. Sometimes he'd get up,<BR/>try to do his thing. He'd begin to move, something like this:<BR/>"Dance...dance". When he got tired of dancing alone, he'd look<BR/>in the mirror: "Gotta find a woman gotta find a woman gotta find a<BR/>woman gotta find a woman". He'd go down to the lake where all the<BR/>woman would be swimming or washing clothes or something. He'd look<BR/>around and just reach in and grab one. "Come here...come here".<BR/>He'd grab her by the hair. You can't do that today, fellas, cause<BR/>it might come off. You'd have a piece of hair in your hand and she'd<BR/>be swimming away from you (ha-ha). This one woman just lay there,<BR/>wet and frightened. He said: "Move...move". She got up. She was a<BR/>big woman. BIG woman. Her name was Bertha. Bertha Butt. She was one<BR/>of the Butt sisters. He didn't care. He looked up at her and said:<BR/>"Sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me<BR/>sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me!". She looked down on him.<BR/>She was ready to crush him, but she began to like him. She said<BR/>(falsetto):<BR/>"I'll sock it to ya, Daddy". He said: "Wha?". She said (falsetto):<BR/>"I'll sock it to ya, Daddy". You know what he said? He started it way<BR/>back then. I wouldn't lie to you. When she said (falsetto) <BR/>"I'll sock it to ya, Daddy" he said "Right on! Right on! Hotpants!<BR/>Hotpants! Ugh...ugh...ugh".</I> <BR/><BR/>This is the only definition I've ever known...tsduffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06457805824149563737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1164156597128170112006-11-21T16:49:00.000-08:002006-11-21T16:49:00.000-08:00one of 'em punched me in the head and dragged me b...one of 'em punched me in the head and dragged me by my hair ... awwww he loves me sooooo much<BR/><BR/>ofmaoeru: what Trogs whisper in my earAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09190480692312079052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1164156409778963772006-11-21T16:46:00.000-08:002006-11-21T16:46:00.000-08:00Quilly, you're asking the wrong man.Puppybrose, se...Quilly, you're asking the wrong man.<BR/><BR/>Puppybrose, see, you learned something here today.<BR/><BR/>Diesel, I'm very proud to have used both stone tools and HTML.<BR/><BR/>Thank you, Logo. You're no trog yourself and I mean that.<BR/><BR/>Joel, takes me back to a day before my time. Ah, the memories.<BR/><BR/>Haha, Actonbell. And there you are explaining the difference between a daddy longlegs and a spider at work.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1164156255028836152006-11-21T16:44:00.000-08:002006-11-21T16:44:00.000-08:00"every one that was in distress, and every one tha..."every one that was in distress, and every one that was in debt, and every one that was discontented"<BR/><BR/>That's the all-inclusive resort I keep writing so much about.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1164148818229531212006-11-21T14:40:00.000-08:002006-11-21T14:40:00.000-08:00Hey G...forgot about The Troggs. Is that a great ...Hey G...forgot about The Troggs. Is that a great picture or what? Those suits, that hair...quite the statement.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1164144535201253392006-11-21T13:28:00.000-08:002006-11-21T13:28:00.000-08:00I always thought it was software engineers and com...I always thought it was software engineers and computer programmers who were the troglodytes.<BR/>Lexicographers love to emerge and try their words out on the appreciative audience too much to be true cave dwellers.Logophilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05791617221187190709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1164139982147185782006-11-21T12:13:00.000-08:002006-11-21T12:13:00.000-08:00A pale, antisocial creature which spends its days ...A pale, antisocial creature which spends its days in a musty cave hunched over a dim, flickering light. See also <I>blogger</I>.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1164134118007522402006-11-21T10:35:00.000-08:002006-11-21T10:35:00.000-08:00regardng my certainty? (Penguins in horn hats, etc...regardng my certainty? (Penguins in horn hats, etc) okay, Mr. Snipe...my excuse here is a simple one. i was living in a cave myself, and unaware of that photo. (before i became a WA devotee, i suppose)<BR/><BR/>you know, i've half a mind to quit commenting here. fortunately, the other half won't let me... yet.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1164133629211276712006-11-21T10:27:00.000-08:002006-11-21T10:27:00.000-08:00I'm off to the showers! You all try not to bash an...I'm off to the showers! You all try not to bash anyone's brains in playing with those clubs.Charlene Amsdenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15417995779960967945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1164130976820462692006-11-21T09:42:00.000-08:002006-11-21T09:42:00.000-08:00Minka, I already provided Al the link.Al, I'll say...Minka, I already provided Al the link.<BR/><BR/>Al, I'll say this about Minka, she ain't fakin'. Beware the square sail.<BR/><BR/>Quilly, I just hope your hair is ok. It was a long drag.<BR/><BR/>Thank you, G. I've been working my way there slowly.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1164130623161362232006-11-21T09:37:00.000-08:002006-11-21T09:37:00.000-08:00Bobo, you were close but I think you were thinking...Bobo, you were close but I think you were thinking of: <A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Villa/9500/troggs.htm" REL="nofollow">THE TROGGS</A>, short for The Troglodytes!<BR/><BR/>Come on everyone, join in a rousing rendition of Wild Thing cause I wanna know for sure!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1164130335613085092006-11-21T09:32:00.000-08:002006-11-21T09:32:00.000-08:00Probably! On my 21st birthday one of my co-worker...<I>Probably!</I> <BR/><BR/>On my 21st birthday one of my co-workers came up to me, shook my hand and said, "congratulations. You are offically an adult. Now you are not only responsible for your own actions, but the actions of your friends as well." I immediately realized many of my friends were <B>troglodytes</B> and I needed to make some changes.<BR/><BR/>I believe today might be a good day to revisit that advice.Charlene Amsdenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15417995779960967945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1164129435235669352006-11-21T09:17:00.000-08:002006-11-21T09:17:00.000-08:00Doug, exactly! Truth is stranger than fiction! I'm...Doug, <I>exactly!</I> Truth <I>is</I> stranger than fiction! I'm printin' that one out, and its going straight into my wallet... (Before M. file the protection order.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1164129338188056022006-11-21T09:15:00.000-08:002006-11-21T09:15:00.000-08:00al, ther eis a picture of me aorund here somewhere...al, ther eis a picture of me aorund here somewhere that pretty much depicts the image you just painted. I guest posted a while back. Happy hunting!Minkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04200778533362101678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1164128064907617802006-11-21T08:54:00.000-08:002006-11-21T08:54:00.000-08:00Sar, we cross-posted. I bet a Al could use a good...Sar, we cross-posted. I bet a Al could use a good focusing.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1164128014397629902006-11-21T08:53:00.001-08:002006-11-21T08:53:00.001-08:00Minka, those fancy hobbits and their precious hole...Minka, those fancy hobbits and their precious holes in the ground. Real men don't need such filigree.<BR/><BR/>Brian, I never recognized him as kin. Nor he me.<BR/><BR/>Al, that ought to teach you to goldbrick.<BR/><BR/>Good grief, Dewy. I guess I understand the derivation of your name.<BR/><BR/>O Ceallaigh, the habits of men of wit and reason provide me no guidance at all.<BR/><BR/>Haha, Brian. A multiple or a divisor?<BR/><BR/>Minka, think of it as recycling his face.<BR/><BR/>Puppybrose, a troglodyte can always decide. There's your answer.<BR/><BR/>Quill, chances are no one caught you, but you were probably dragged back to the fire so all's well that ends well.<BR/><BR/>Sacada, at your age I was always collecting fossils and trilobites were easy to find in the midwest. Sure hope you don't grow up to be a nerd.<BR/><BR/>Joel, I wondered who would come up with that. Tobacco Road or Louie, Louie? I forget.<BR/><BR/>Mule, or the guy who cleans up after you.<BR/><BR/>Don'cha, Karen?<BR/><BR/>Welcome back, Diane. Always a pleasure, bloglodyte!<BR/><BR/>Jenna, I might have guessed that.<BR/><BR/>Minka, I thought of that, too. No problem here.<BR/><BR/>Thanks, Pia.<BR/><BR/>There you go, Brian. Well done.<BR/><BR/>Al, is <A HREF="http://bitterbierce.blogspot.com/2006/03/besondere-gaest-mittwoch.html" REL="nofollow">this</A> kind of what you were thinking?<BR/><BR/>Puppybrose, I'm glad you're certain.<BR/><BR/>Mo'a, it's good your childhood and profession both prepared you for elves. Good to hear.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1164127992291257322006-11-21T08:53:00.000-08:002006-11-21T08:53:00.000-08:00Troglodyte: The central fodder for Geiko's so eas...<EM>Troglodyte:</EM> The central fodder for Geiko's so easy it's annoying ad campaign.<BR/><BR/>Btw, You Can Call Me Al - when I see your new avatar, I'm tempted to give you a smack upside the head much as I would a tv in the same state to restore focus.Sarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00898887379236020609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1164126681884694012006-11-21T08:31:00.000-08:002006-11-21T08:31:00.000-08:00Troglodyte: Most women have dated one, some are ma...Troglodyte: Most women have dated one, some are married to one.....me I married Prince Charming....I like sunshine, or lots of candles.<BR/><BR/>End of yesterdays Saga: Lowes took back the Humidifier....afer I told the long story of my Parents plight....I was very polite and obviously convincing, judging from the outcome.<BR/>The asistant manager resembled an Elf, luckily the Troglodyte aka the original returns clerk, was back in his cave.Mo'ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10422933577473828675noreply@blogger.com