tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post1835223769677496748..comments2024-01-31T00:52:30.471-08:00Comments on Waking Ambrose: MissDoug The Unahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-9518077892214059802007-12-10T02:20:00.000-08:002007-12-10T02:20:00.000-08:00I've always thought that incorporating "Mush" as a...I've always thought that incorporating "Mush" as a title for an unmarried man would be genius.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05779107279394475454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-13102971405549292802007-12-08T09:18:00.000-08:002007-12-08T09:18:00.000-08:00I'm sorry I missed this. I thought Mr. was the ab...I'm sorry I missed this. I thought Mr. was the abbreviation for Master. As in, "... of all he surveys." Interesting about Brose and the non-nakedness. xoxomireillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02012296353550408831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-32187295043868811862007-12-08T05:37:00.000-08:002007-12-08T05:37:00.000-08:00Minka, when you know what Cracker Jacks are, you'l...Minka, when you know what Cracker Jacks are, you'll be American.<BR/><BR/>That's funny, Jim, but single men don't have to listen. That's the difference: married men can't.<BR/><BR/>Amoeba, childhood makes sense from an adult perspective the way adulthood makes sense from a child's.<BR/><BR/>Karishma, Ambrose poked fun at women and probably had leather couches. Mr. Doug is kindly towards animal and has a couch that looks like a zebra wearing the flag of Italy.<BR/><BR/>Ariel, mothers seek husbands for their daughters so the daughter will have no one but mom to talk to.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-6557676128878083922007-12-08T01:37:00.000-08:002007-12-08T01:37:00.000-08:00Miss: a stray dog living in a cat's body.Miss: a stray dog living in a cat's body.Ariel the Thiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15097086287609287362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-35434676864811963002007-12-08T01:26:00.000-08:002007-12-08T01:26:00.000-08:00Miss: all the efforts of her mother to get her a h...Miss: all the efforts of her mother to get her a husband missed their targets.Ariel the Thiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15097086287609287362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-30562974259798736872007-12-08T01:18:00.000-08:002007-12-08T01:18:00.000-08:00Miss: What Mr Ambrose feels when he spends way too...Miss: What Mr Ambrose feels when he spends way too many nights on the hideous sofa.<BR/><BR/>Explains why you are apparently being fair to the woman race (Although I never knew you used to take a shot at us, just an observation from some lovely ladies in here)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-68987441640161132562007-12-07T20:07:00.000-08:002007-12-07T20:07:00.000-08:00Doug, that's one aspect of English grammar I never...Doug, that's one aspect of English grammar I never did quite grasp. Must have been the intransi<I>gence</I> of my teachers. Which I could never understand. They were always "Miss" or "Missus" something. How could they be <I>gents?</I> At least now I understand, after all these years, how come I never saw any spitballs on them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-4905505430438887452007-12-07T19:23:00.000-08:002007-12-07T19:23:00.000-08:00Miss: I believe in equal treatment for the sexes....Miss: I believe in equal treatment for the sexes. Single men should be addressed as 'Miss' also, but only when they carry their purse.<BR/><BR/>Miss: Lady, don't 'miss' your chance to get married any more or we are going to start addressing you as 'Miss Miss.'<BR/><BR/>Miss: I'm here in the Nebraska snow today, I sure don't 'miss' this snow when I'm home down in the Texas Golf Coast area.<BR/><BR/>Miss: I haven't seen my friend, Mush lately. If he didn't get married ever, would you call him 'Mush Mush?'<BR/>..Jimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982249173214655060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-78621845349241728452007-12-07T17:48:00.000-08:002007-12-07T17:48:00.000-08:00miss,n. strike out!(I just watched a baseball movi...miss,n. strike out!<BR/><BR/>(I just watched a baseball movie!)Minkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04200778533362101678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-67725028500285608502007-12-07T13:31:00.000-08:002007-12-07T13:31:00.000-08:00Anonamoeba, your first definition makes sense the ...Anonamoeba, your first definition makes sense the same way the verbs to calve, pig, or foal do, except that those are intransitive. I live in Live Oak country. Which is to say, what few trees there are without irrigation in Santa Clarita tend to be live oaks.<BR/><BR/>Ariel, that's Mister Mush to you.<BR/><BR/>Kyah, wisdom is the enemy of pleasure. I try to maintain a strict balance of neither.<BR/><BR/>HAHAHAHAHAHA, Icy! Good girl!Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-73604748189888206222007-12-07T10:41:00.000-08:002007-12-07T10:41:00.000-08:00Miss - why I try to be a moving targetMiss - why I try to be a moving targetTom & Icyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02184377353312923689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-40205260413243397892007-12-07T10:18:00.000-08:002007-12-07T10:18:00.000-08:00I had to laugh at your comment about Ambrose bragg...I had to laugh at your comment about Ambrose bragging that no woman had ever seen him naked....he completely missed the point of procreative recreation. And I thought he was supposed to be a smart guy!Kyahgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04496268340516243071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-83252776847154385312007-12-07T09:47:00.000-08:002007-12-07T09:47:00.000-08:00"To appreciate from a safe distance." Great defini..."To appreciate from a safe distance." Great definition.<BR/><BR/>(Mush IS married. Just saying.)Ariel the Thiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15097086287609287362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-69579750412189278652007-12-07T08:49:00.001-08:002007-12-07T08:49:00.001-08:00MISS:1. (v. t.) To beget daughters.2. A concierge,...<B>MISS</B>:<BR/><BR/><B>1.</B> (<I>v. t.</I>) To beget daughters.<BR/><BR/><B>2.</B> A concierge, viz. <I>Miss Information</I>, <I>Miss Direction</I>, etc.<BR/><BR/>In southern California, don't you <A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gum_tree" REL="nofollow">gum</A> for those forests?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-88662492962826013692007-12-07T08:49:00.000-08:002007-12-07T08:49:00.000-08:00Hobbes, Mr. Bierce is fine. Ambrose married and, ...Hobbes, Mr. Bierce is fine. Ambrose married and, with three children born, went on to brag to his friends that no woman had ever seen him naked.<BR/><BR/>True, Neva. Taxis can help with that.<BR/><BR/>I have yours, JD. Thanks. Yeah, I'm often told hitonious but kind people just say "kind of loud." Male friends and relatives describe it as "soft."<BR/><BR/>TLP, isn't it surprising? I guess he married so he must have liked women in some ways.<BR/><BR/>Mr. Bierce, Quill (Mh. Pascover)Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-83604236825895219732007-12-07T08:45:00.000-08:002007-12-07T08:45:00.000-08:00I have to be MISSing the point, because Mh. Bierce...I <I>have</I> to be <B>MISS</B>ing the point, because Mh. Bierce not only appears fair to women in this instance, he also seems to be <I>dissing</I> himself.<BR/><BR/>-QuillyOC or Qhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01727995911350517850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-61518293395280505972007-12-07T07:31:00.000-08:002007-12-07T07:31:00.000-08:00My head is spinning! Unless I missed something he...My head is spinning! Unless I missed something here, Ambrose is actually being fair to women in his definition. <BR/><BR/>It doesn't <I>seem</I> like sarcasm. Mmmmmmmm....<BR/><BR/>A miss is as good as a mile, so I'd better think about this again before I miss the point entirely.TLPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02837578489728318423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-36919214484080698532007-12-07T07:10:00.000-08:002007-12-07T07:10:00.000-08:00I had a real MISS yesterday, when I assumed your s...I had a real MISS yesterday, when I assumed your sofa is hideous. I had NO IDEA it is beyond hideous and thus rises to the level of hitonious. <BR/><BR/>Is my address one of those you are MISSing??<BR/>I'll e-mail it again since I would be devastated if Mh. Santa Clarita Claus forgot to send my CDs.<BR/>I might cry until New Years if such an hitonious thing were to happen.Jamie Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11036600186909466411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-38115225586182392912007-12-07T06:00:00.000-08:002007-12-07T06:00:00.000-08:00Miss: to wave a bitter farewell to those who made ...<B>Miss</B>: to wave a bitter farewell to those who made it to the airport on time. <BR/><BR/><I>just sayin'</I>... 'Tis the Season for <I>missing</I> flights. (lovelove<I>loved</I> your update) ; )Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-17949794519734374162007-12-07T05:41:00.000-08:002007-12-07T05:41:00.000-08:00Should she have said "Mh. Bierce"?Should she have said "Mh. Bierce"?Hobbeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17371953652907423093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-25806100607590800472007-12-07T05:40:00.000-08:002007-12-07T05:40:00.000-08:00Go Ambrose!And I'm first.Go Ambrose!<BR/>And I'm first.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com