tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post2197047689028685145..comments2024-01-31T00:52:30.471-08:00Comments on Waking Ambrose: TightsDoug The Unahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-9452257422426278022008-07-22T06:02:00.000-07:002008-07-22T06:02:00.000-07:00But whose tights?But whose tights?Ariel the Thiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15097086287609287362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-80996342932992155482008-07-19T01:21:00.000-07:002008-07-19T01:21:00.000-07:00Tites are from the top, Jim. Better if it was mom...Tites are from the top, Jim. Better if it was mom.<BR/><BR/>Logo, um. I have heard that.<BR/><BR/>Al, they're still underoos to me.<BR/><BR/>Mireille, you'll have to ask a doctor. They all have stories about saucy pharmaceutical reps. Ex-cowboy administrators, much less so.<BR/><BR/>And they love each other, JJ.<BR/><BR/>Amoeba, why didn't I think to look in Hawai'i. Great scoop.<BR/><BR/>Quilly, I knew just which song that would be. <BR/><BR/>TLP, bless them. Just make sure it's a sneeze.<BR/><BR/>My pleasure, Mistress. Good to hear from you.<BR/><BR/>Cooper, that's why I'm a sweat pants fella.<BR/><BR/>And I'm every other kind of goof, Jim. I followed you on the tites and mites. Was that wise?<BR/><BR/>Terry, I noticed you haven't posted any of those pictures.<BR/><BR/>Brer Bear, Men In Tights. Glad you were there to back us up for leaving that out (other'n JJ.)Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-25183191532617904392008-07-18T23:57:00.000-07:002008-07-18T23:57:00.000-07:00Tights--first thought...some folks just should not...Tights--first thought...some folks just should not be allowed to wear them,2nd...William S,3rd...mel brooks....Peace......answer 18thAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-49823018929191302952008-07-18T16:37:00.000-07:002008-07-18T16:37:00.000-07:00When I was a young member of "Leslie's Lovely Litt...When I was a young member of "Leslie's Lovely Little Lavandar Leotard Ladies League" acrobatics troupe, we wore purple tights. Men in tights sometimes make me laugh.<BR/><BR/>My word verifier is upleeez.tsduffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06457805824149563737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-15237427189618115682008-07-18T15:01:00.001-07:002008-07-18T15:01:00.001-07:00OK, it really was to differentiate between stalact...OK, it really was to differentiate between stalactites and stalagmites.<BR/><BR/>Tites go down at the mites go up.<BR/><BR/>Doug, I have trouble with left and right too. I am slightly dyslectic.<BR/>..Jimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982249173214655060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-28244695690089620912008-07-18T15:01:00.000-07:002008-07-18T15:01:00.000-07:00tights: Shoes much match them if one is heavy, one...tights: <BR/>Shoes much match them if one is heavy, one must never judge a man by his tights, and tights should never be loose.Cooperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02465484210397122019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-88811181550325445092008-07-18T13:48:00.000-07:002008-07-18T13:48:00.000-07:00Tights. LOL, sorry this word just makes me giggle....Tights. LOL, sorry this word just makes me giggle. Thanks for the giggle.Mistress Annahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11428012025518812829noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-82917396535379133582008-07-18T13:10:00.000-07:002008-07-18T13:10:00.000-07:00Tights: one of the last legs of a good defense.Ma...Tights: one of the last legs of a good defense.<BR/><BR/>Male ballet dancers supposedly wear tights, but I swear they just paint their skin. Not much left to the imagination.TLPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02837578489728318423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-24247808716324653162008-07-18T11:16:00.000-07:002008-07-18T11:16:00.000-07:00Brings to mind Ray Stevens.Enjoy.Brings to mind <A HREF="http://youtube.com/watch?v=bIW2_LoXhow" REL="nofollow">Ray Stevens</A>.<BR/><BR/>Enjoy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-22484831253039424202008-07-18T11:08:00.000-07:002008-07-18T11:08:00.000-07:00BIERCE DISAPPEARANCE MYSTERY SOLVED!Honolulu, July...<B>BIERCE DISAPPEARANCE MYSTERY SOLVED!</B><BR/><BR/><I>Honolulu</I>, July 18th, 2008 (<B>WAP</B>). A chance find in local hospital records, unearthed during conversion of an early 20th-century medical center into luxury condominiums, may have discovered the final resting place of the American satirical writer Ambrose Bierce - on Oahu. <BR/><BR/>"The record, dated April 23, 1914, is from an unnamed doctor recording the death of a John Doe who had been brought into the medical center from Waikiki Beach", said researcher Tipur Soot, a historian at the University of Hawaii at Manoa. "The cause of death is given as 'apoplexy', exacerbated by what appeared to be old, and imperfectly healed, bullet damage to the head, and by the clothes he was wearing - a woolen, full-length Victorian-style bathing suit. A witness statement appended to the record said 'Subject stepped onto the beach, was confronted by a young lady in a string bikini, and collapsed instantly.' In his death throes, the record states, he spoke only one word, repeated several times, which the attending physician could not decide whether it was 'Bierce' or 'beer' or 'be[autiful]."<BR/><BR/>"It looks", said Soot, "that Ambrose Bierce gave Pancho Villa and everyone else the slip in early 1914 and decided to visit Hawaii, only to be done in by his Victorian sensibilities - he was famously averse even to tights, never mind string bikinis."<BR/><BR/>Because Bierce did not have any identification on him when he died, it is unlikely that his gravesite, if there was one, will ever be located.<BR/><BR/>===<BR/><BR/><I>What</I> was that you were saying about "consultants", Dawg?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-48860467588026157052008-07-18T10:29:00.000-07:002008-07-18T10:29:00.000-07:00i prefer to use my rampantimagination...you slay m...i prefer to use my rampant<BR/>imagination...<BR/>you slay me, mr humour.<BR/>of all the suits you could have picked,<BR/>a pharmaceutical rep...yeee!<BR/><BR/>(i love a man in tights...)javajazzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14519195811911296496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-54219973184254512512008-07-18T09:05:00.000-07:002008-07-18T09:05:00.000-07:00hmmm tell us more about the pharmaceutical rep *re...hmmm tell us more about the pharmaceutical rep *rests chin on hands, waiting for good story* xoxomireillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02012296353550408831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-72516410849223153612008-07-18T08:44:00.000-07:002008-07-18T08:44:00.000-07:00Tights: 1. A way of advertising the unmentionable;...<B>Tights:</B> 1. A way of advertising the unmentionable; 2. For the overgrown, Underoos.Alhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14924642290968755122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-62929289910768547362008-07-18T08:34:00.000-07:002008-07-18T08:34:00.000-07:00Jim, I thought it was something about tights and l...Jim, <BR/>I thought it was something about tights and lights, or lack thereof.<BR/><BR/>Anyway, after hours it ALLLL about the stockings, isn't it?Logophilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05791617221187190709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-34969029257949872212008-07-18T06:50:00.000-07:002008-07-18T06:50:00.000-07:00Tights: My mother taught me that the tights go do...Tights: My mother taught me that the tights go down as the mites go up. I think it was Mom?<BR/>..<BR/>Still first?<BR/>..Jimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982249173214655060noreply@blogger.com