Comments on Waking Ambrose: Clarify

There are too many words in his poem for him to be...

2008-05-09T02:11:00.000-07:00

There are too many words in his poem for him to be calling himself Pettiword! I say we sue him for false advertising.

Pia, that's a perfect example.a4g, and for that, t...

2008-05-08T06:26:00.000-07:00

Pia, that's a perfect example.

a4g, and for that, the schools have never worked better.

Brer Bear, you're right. Enlightenment is almost always found at the bottom of a pail.

Actonbell, ask me anything!

Cooper, I think we average out similarly. I agree about Carroll. Maybe next trip.

Billy, I'm not sure what to do about spammers who actually read.

Bear, I think next week or the one after.

Terry, those who aren't entirely sure what it is. Thank you.

Who, pray tell, doesn't prefer clarified butter?Ex...

2008-05-07T21:43:00.000-07:00

Who, pray tell, doesn't prefer clarified butter?

Excellent, yet serious poem today.

clarify--eta sac ?.......g&t

2008-05-07T18:26:00.000-07:00

clarify--eta sac ?.......g&t

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2008-05-07T18:06:00.000-07:00

I think I need a Strong Brandy after this!!

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You must read Carrol damn it.clarify - I was once ...

2008-05-07T17:43:00.000-07:00

You must read Carrol damn it.
clarify - I was once told to do this with butter is all I known.

I do love that poem -

"It is best, I think, to be informed
Than it is to be inspired."

lucky for me I am both.;0

You more so, of course.

From hill to desert I have come, And learned so li...

2008-05-07T17:31:00.000-07:00

From hill to desert I have come,
And learned so little from it.
I've come to mind a life spent climbing
Less than I fear the summit.

I love that! And there are lots of things I'd like to have clarified.

pawlfus--well, sometimes.

clarify---for some it may be as simple as,,,to fin...

2008-05-07T16:36:00.000-07:00

clarify---for some it may be as simple as,,,to find enlightenment you must carry water from the well...?what do you do once you have found it?continue to carry water from the well.....for others it is simply a way to fine tune a election message...biofuel process......a constant theme when entertaining brandy.............Peace

Clarify, v.t., To remove the clumps and odd bits f...

2008-05-07T16:28:00.000-07:00

Clarify, v.t., To remove the clumps and odd bits from a broth, rendering it colorless, mild and transparent.

Example: Many parents send their children to school to clarify their understanding.

Quilly can't be toppedThough if a certain presiden...

2008-05-07T14:36:00.000-07:00

Quilly can't be topped

Though if a certain presidential candidate clarifies certain things will she no longer be visible?

TLP, I can't see anything. You're welcome.JD, I l...

2008-05-07T10:22:00.000-07:00

TLP, I can't see anything. You're welcome.

JD, I love that poem. I hope one day I finally read Carroll.

Omnipotent, this is what we do. When we run for office, it's all we do.

Jenn, sounds like time.

Icy, on a white rug it probably happens all the time.

Quilly, I can do that without speaking.

Jim, as you've probably guessed, I made that name up. Ambrose Bierce in compiling his dictionary used to make up or fake authors of the poems he included and I sometimes do the same. All writing on this site is by Ambrose Bierce or myself, except where noted and as described in the subtitle. One of my favorite of Bierce's fake attributions is here.

Doubtful, Ariel.

Doesn't teaching from one's love of man mean to in...

2008-05-07T09:13:00.000-07:00

Doesn't teaching from one's love of man mean to inspire?

Jonas K. Pettiword: Perhaps a descriptive pseudon...

2008-05-07T09:09:00.000-07:00

Jonas K. Pettiword: Perhaps a descriptive pseudonym of a fellow named Guod spelled backwards?
I Googled Mr. Pettiword and could only come up with your blog for today. Try it!

Oh yes, would you please
clarify
this matter for me. Thank you. (None for Pettiward, poet either, except this:
"3 Born, Coleshill, Hertfordshire: Edmund Waller (1606–1687), poet and politician. ..... 25 Born Stowmarket, Suffolk: Paul Crum (real name Roger Pettiward, ..."

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I rather like Guod, would you consider changing? Google has found about 79,100 entries for Guod. (Only three nonsense entries for "Mr. Guod," you'd be unique still)
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CLARIFY v.t. to express one's opinion with such el...

2008-05-07T09:07:00.000-07:00

CLARIFY v.t. to express one's opinion with such eloquence and/or force, that all other opinions are murdered or rendered inconsequential.

I clarify myself and get stepped on.

2008-05-07T08:47:00.000-07:00

I clarify myself and get stepped on.

Clarify - when I need to spray my glasses with cle...

2008-05-07T08:02:00.000-07:00

Clarify - when I need to spray my glasses with cleanser. Hm. I should do that. These are pretty mucky.

clarify - To explain why what you've already said ...

2008-05-07T07:30:00.000-07:00

clarify - To explain why what you've already said isn't really what you said.

For some reason, this poem brought to mind The Wal...

2008-05-07T06:39:00.000-07:00

For some reason, this poem brought to mind The Walrus and The Carpenter by Lewis Carroll.
Here's the part that sprung to mind:

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
Of cabbages--and kings--
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings."

Let me provide some CLARITY. I believe it was the cadence of the poem as well as its content that made me think of the delightful poem by Lewis.

I'm so glad that you cleared things up for me. My...

2008-05-07T06:27:00.000-07:00

I'm so glad that you cleared things up for me. My problem is my static butt. It's as settled as the dust on the coffee table. But if you can render it invisible, I'd be very grateful.