tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post3985928662585854362..comments2024-01-31T00:52:30.471-08:00Comments on Waking Ambrose: NoseDoug The Unahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-18302606420995446182008-03-18T12:13:00.000-07:002008-03-18T12:13:00.000-07:00Quilly, you threatenWith a curse from your dark he...Quilly, you threaten<BR/>With a curse from your dark heart<BR/>But nothing real new.<BR/><BR/>Weirsdo, I have a copy. I ust haven't opened it.<BR/><BR/>Minka, do I want you on my jury? It depends on the available penalties, probably.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-14165309657555943862008-03-18T12:09:00.000-07:002008-03-18T12:09:00.000-07:00doug, the jury's still out...you think I can repor...doug, the jury's still out...you think I can report for jury duty in your trial?Minkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04200778533362101678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-32067039965890178862008-03-15T05:53:00.000-07:002008-03-15T05:53:00.000-07:00It's been a long time since I read the book, but I...It's been a long time since I read the book, but I do remember that Stern manages to get the reader to think "penis" every time the word "nose" appears.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-65176970329818052932008-03-15T00:03:00.000-07:002008-03-15T00:03:00.000-07:00You've turned up your nose at my three wee lines o...You've turned up your nose <BR/>at my three wee lines of prose,<BR/>now they will haunt you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-71951713046876699422008-03-14T20:22:00.000-07:002008-03-14T20:22:00.000-07:00Minka, the jury's still out.Minka, the jury's still out.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-75811656218485419452008-03-14T19:49:00.000-07:002008-03-14T19:49:00.000-07:00nose,n. it is said we Germans are recognizable by ...nose,n. it is said we Germans are recognizable by the shape of our nose. Does that mean under the magnifying glass, mine looks like a Bratwurst?<BR/>I am very concerned about this!<BR/>[only you could rhyme "Seacaucus" with "frock us" and not be charged with life imprisonment for poetic offence!]Minkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04200778533362101678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-91680553263080977652008-03-14T17:57:00.000-07:002008-03-14T17:57:00.000-07:00Quilly, And for the privilege of not saying it in ...Quilly, And for the privilege of not saying it in Haiku, whatever it costs me is worth it.<BR/><BR/>TLP, I would yeah. Just above the container of grievances.<BR/><BR/>Mo'a, I'm not sure if our noses get longer or our neighbor's concerns get fatter.<BR/><BR/>Icy, thanks for your $.02.<BR/><BR/>Weirsdo, I might have to. I don't like not getting that joke.<BR/><BR/>Mireille, how did I miss that? Which issue?<BR/><BR/>Jimmy Durante, Mutha! Good for you. "Frosty, the snowman..."<BR/><BR/>Mobashir, with a nose like mine I can afford libertarianism. Plenty of Lebensraum.<BR/><BR/>Ariel, I think your nose begins where Karma's mouth ends.<BR/><BR/>Pia, he was an optimist.<BR/><BR/>Kyah, most of them were born mad. Does that make TLP their creator?<BR/><BR/>Amoeba, I have a theory every anthropologist is a timid autobiographer. I may even publish.<BR/><BR/>JD, I would have said your nose is perky but regardless, it's interesting, though, that you have a musician son, a photographer/film-maker daughter and you can smell an Arkansawyer a mile away. I bet Mr. JD knows whenever you changed the recipe.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-9077263707496544492008-03-14T13:11:00.000-07:002008-03-14T13:11:00.000-07:00Great definitions by both Bierce and Thee.I have a...Great definitions by both Bierce and Thee.<BR/><BR/>I have an ample nose that my family says I point towards them when I am angry with them.<BR/>'Tis true, 'tis true.<BR/>I also have a highly acute sense of smell which is kind of funny because my poor daughter has almost no sense of smell.Jamie Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11036600186909466411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-59532349968701127142008-03-14T11:54:00.000-07:002008-03-14T11:54:00.000-07:00As a matter of fact, Pia, the human nose is, by co...As a matter of fact, Pia, the human nose <I>is</I>, by comparison with most other creatures, almost devoid of the sense of smell. <BR/><BR/>This is an evolutionary coping mechanism, for the odor of human groups is said to be so foul that creatures with any sort of olfactory discernment run for the hills, in lieu of applying to an ineffectual EPA for relief. <BR/><BR/>According to some anthropologists, BO is the principal human attribute that permitted the survival and expansion of the species. Tool use be damned.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-16116954240299851072008-03-14T11:24:00.000-07:002008-03-14T11:24:00.000-07:00tlp, you are so funny! you made me laugh out loud ...tlp, you are so funny! you made me laugh out loud at that one. You've gone and made all the creationists mad at you!<BR/><BR/>my nose is one of my favorite sources of pleasure! everythig smells interesting eh Doug, even cement, dirt, and sagebrush!Kyahgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04496268340516243071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-27915810254306802872008-03-14T10:48:00.000-07:002008-03-14T10:48:00.000-07:00interesting Bierce def--especially the part about ...interesting Bierce def--especially the part about devoid of smell. So not trueAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-81959514833855465062008-03-14T10:38:00.000-07:002008-03-14T10:38:00.000-07:00Ahmed, that's hilarious! Exactly what I was going ...Ahmed, that's hilarious! Exactly what I was going to say, I just didn't find the words.<BR/><BR/>It's a shame Ophelia died before she could tell that pretty poem. <BR/><BR/>bvfyioxg - by the way, my folly friend, is that an ox in our garage?Ariel the Thiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15097086287609287362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1409480641337736402008-03-14T07:51:00.000-07:002008-03-14T07:51:00.000-07:00Your freedom stops where my nose begins!Your freedom stops where my nose begins!Adminhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08244920922899554429noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-88481040777703974492008-03-14T07:24:00.000-07:002008-03-14T07:24:00.000-07:00Inka, Dinka, DooInka, Dinka, DooMuthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03172749181642285989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-29140618902163293082008-03-14T06:38:00.000-07:002008-03-14T06:38:00.000-07:00Vernacular for a perfumer. One of the most famous:...Vernacular for a perfumer. One of the most famous: Jean-Claude Ellena, whose stages of development of the 2007 <I>Un Jardin Sur Le Nil</I> for Hermes was featured in a New Yorker article. xoxomireillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02012296353550408831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-75178661976529067902008-03-14T06:19:00.000-07:002008-03-14T06:19:00.000-07:00See TRISTRAM SHANDY, nudge nudge, wink wink.See TRISTRAM SHANDY, nudge nudge, wink wink.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1400312437307114892008-03-14T06:18:00.000-07:002008-03-14T06:18:00.000-07:00nose - I follow its scents more than my common sen...nose - I follow its scents more than my common sense.Tom & Icyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02184377353312923689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-50972871933167273192008-03-14T06:00:00.000-07:002008-03-14T06:00:00.000-07:00For a moment there I read "to frock us" too fast a...For a moment there I read "to frock us" too fast and came up with something else all together.<BR/>A Nose is the only organ that grows as you get older...or so I am told...even though the evidence is right in front of me...I have a hard time believing that...do you think that is true?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-15622373939618600162008-03-14T05:44:00.000-07:002008-03-14T05:44:00.000-07:00If you were creating humans, would you put a conta...If you were creating humans, would you put a container of snot right up front like that?TLPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02837578489728318423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-24664888742807138942008-03-14T04:38:00.000-07:002008-03-14T04:38:00.000-07:00Wind blows. Curtains shake in the breeze.Pollen f...Wind blows. <BR/>Curtains shake in the breeze.<BR/>Pollen flies.<BR/>I sneeze.<BR/><BR/>But I suppose it's worth it for the privilege of saying, <I>first</I>! Pft.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-17794072797432059682008-03-14T04:34:00.000-07:002008-03-14T04:34:00.000-07:00Nose stuffy.Eyes itchy.Nose stuffy.<BR/><BR/>Eyes itchy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com