tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post4260713147439820819..comments2024-01-31T00:52:30.471-08:00Comments on Waking Ambrose: Economics LessonDoug The Unahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-11321916539027313492008-06-21T23:40:00.000-07:002008-06-21T23:40:00.000-07:00You know, I was in the wrong frame of mind when yo...You know, I was in the wrong frame of mind when you offered this word. My proper response should have been, "I don't want to pet your troll named Eum."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-24645924773036600452008-06-19T05:24:00.000-07:002008-06-19T05:24:00.000-07:00Quilly, I understand. I have to drive an extra fi...Quilly, I understand. I have to drive an extra fifty miles in a circle to waste gas in my Prius.<BR/><BR/>Petroleum, Cooper? Have you no romance left in your young soul?<BR/><BR/>Amoeba, it is lucky they aren't going very far.<BR/><BR/>Dudes, welcome back.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-47072131051446410262008-06-18T23:32:00.000-07:002008-06-18T23:32:00.000-07:00"Hey dude!""You're pushing it, dude. What makes y..."Hey dude!"<BR/><BR/>"You're <I>pushing</I> it, dude. What makes you think these people want you back?"<BR/><BR/>"<I>Trust</I> me, dude. When their cars run out of gas, they'll be <I>thrilled</I> to have my back pushing them around."<BR/><BR/>"Yeah. And they'll back right up on top of you, and you'll be pushing up daisies."<BR/><BR/>"<I>So</I> glad to see you've got my back, dude. Knife and all. It's just like old times. Nothing's changed."<BR/><BR/>"Yeah, like how people drive these days, and never mind the cost of petroleum."<BR/><BR/>"You know what a gasoline addict's called, don't you, dude?"<BR/><BR/>"A car-go cultist. <I>Sheesh</I>. Go dig an oil well or something, dude, willya? I'm going to go have a little talk with Quilldancer. This is <I>her</I> fault, you know."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-85701199094394305972008-06-18T22:07:00.000-07:002008-06-18T22:07:00.000-07:00PETROLEUM, n. Fossilized linoleum. Proof positiv...<B>PETROLEUM</B>, <I>n</I>. Fossilized linoleum. Proof positive that the pattern of gasoline prices does have a floor. Or maybe a floral. <BR/><BR/>It's official. The US state with the least access to petroleum products has <A HREF="http://starbulletin.com/2008/06/18/news/story02.html" REL="nofollow"> the worst traffic jams in the nation</A>. Drive on ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-79231078388280608532008-06-18T21:59:00.000-07:002008-06-18T21:59:00.000-07:00Such a sad word these days.Such a sad word these days.Cooperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02465484210397122019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-18102831887675325772008-06-18T21:58:00.000-07:002008-06-18T21:58:00.000-07:00When people stop cruising around in SUVs, I'll agr...When people stop cruising around in SUVs, I'll agree that gas is too expensive. Right now, apparently everyone can still afford to waste it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-44819088024997603662008-06-18T21:28:00.000-07:002008-06-18T21:28:00.000-07:00JD, invents one that runs on piss and moan, you ca...JD, invents one that runs on piss and moan, you can save the whole planet.<BR/><BR/>Nice, Mule! Biercean.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-17362678564570040732008-06-18T18:34:00.000-07:002008-06-18T18:34:00.000-07:00petroleum: The arbitrage of mollusks and muck.petroleum: The arbitrage of mollusks and muck.The Old Mulehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09469707883604282375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-25284200221437823232008-06-18T16:53:00.000-07:002008-06-18T16:53:00.000-07:00The cost of gas will kick your a--.Tis sad, but tr...The cost of gas will kick your a--.<BR/>Tis sad, but true, but it's our just due.<BR/>On butts we've sad for years, now come the tears.<BR/><BR/>I'm inventing a car that runs on urine.Jamie Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11036600186909466411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-12119538573068976792008-06-18T15:07:00.000-07:002008-06-18T15:07:00.000-07:00Mireille, Willie's already working on it. There a...Mireille, Willie's already working on it. There are beagle adits all over the hillside.<BR/><BR/>Jim, I'm not sure I appreciate your assuming I have the answer to your question which is: to drive to Taco Bell.<BR/><BR/>Rave on, Brother Bear.<BR/><BR/>Terry, I wondered why the cats I shove in my tank never come back out.<BR/><BR/>Icy, it helps to drive there in a Prius. Gas stations just make me smug anymore.<BR/><BR/>Too rich, probably, Poobah.<BR/><BR/>TLP, fie! You can't burn gold!Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-60100907512560753362008-06-18T15:02:00.000-07:002008-06-18T15:02:00.000-07:00It's worth its weight in gold.It's worth its weight in gold.TLPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02837578489728318423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-82637528787509560932008-06-18T11:49:00.000-07:002008-06-18T11:49:00.000-07:00petroleum: If you ask about it, you're not rich en...petroleum: If you ask about it, you're not rich enough.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-16635118851177334062008-06-18T11:14:00.000-07:002008-06-18T11:14:00.000-07:00Gotta keep your composure when going to the gas st...Gotta keep your composure when going to the gas station.Tom & Icyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02184377353312923689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-90797610589743536792008-06-18T10:57:00.000-07:002008-06-18T10:57:00.000-07:00Petroleum - Something made by the stinky oil refin...Petroleum - Something made by the stinky oil refineries in Martinez - dinosaurs in your tank.tsduffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06457805824149563737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-15046146316862534622008-06-18T09:21:00.000-07:002008-06-18T09:21:00.000-07:00Petroleum , elixir of american life , and much of ...Petroleum , elixir of american life , and much of the world as we know it ... a drug of the unknowning...is it OVER-PRICED ? reflects the bankrupt usa dollar , 17 cents a gallon back in 1970 --- if only wages for those working the old-fashion way , kept up with the devalued dollar - But the Real Kick in the Groin will be , paying european prices - only the added costs will not be , taxes here , for the Many---it will be Profit for the FEW ..... off to drive to the store a block away...PEACE PROSPERITY BLESSINGS.....BioFuel,reuse fryer oil in your diesel vehicle ....WATER IS NEXT,,,spare a drink or simply a sip....live simply,so others may,simply live.............................................Rant and raveAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-47633281209583070612008-06-18T08:50:00.000-07:002008-06-18T08:50:00.000-07:00Petroleum: Not a good way to get stoned even if i...Petroleum: Not a good way to get stoned even if it is 'stone oil.'<BR/><BR/>Petroleum: Is there a use for this 'stone oil' when you're stoned?<BR/><BR/>"When you're stoned, baby, ... '<BR/><B>http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/d/dido/stoned.html</B><BR/>..Jimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982249173214655060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-80999972701290913492008-06-18T07:00:00.000-07:002008-06-18T07:00:00.000-07:00I think we should drill in your back yard. That w...I think we should drill in your back yard. That will solve everything. <BR/><BR/><B>Petroleum</B> jelly is often used to remove mascara. It's lousy at it, but still. xoxomireillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02012296353550408831noreply@blogger.com