tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post5177190135660818358..comments2024-01-31T00:52:30.471-08:00Comments on Waking Ambrose: DoctorDoug The Unahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-81513489877518145442008-01-09T17:43:00.000-08:002008-01-09T17:43:00.000-08:00TLP's first answer was best.Dr. Livingston I presu...TLP's first answer was best.<BR/><BR/>Dr. Livingston I presume? I actually like Dr. Watson much better.tsduffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06457805824149563737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-80498914504963784982008-01-09T06:47:00.000-08:002008-01-09T06:47:00.000-08:00Mule, for want of a reagent, a corruption was lost...Mule, for want of a reagent, a corruption was lost.<BR/><BR/>Thanks, Nessa, does he treat apian patients?<BR/><BR/>True, Weirsdo. The humanities are much more discriminating.<BR/><BR/>Boy, he might have to go to heaven for that.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-84508045859885599122008-01-08T20:38:00.000-08:002008-01-08T20:38:00.000-08:00I herd abuot inditermdiary he wanted to play docte...I herd abuot inditermdiary he wanted to play docter with Pansi!!The Boy from S.A.C.A.D.A.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03807289491286703054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-33182902486709081542008-01-08T19:53:00.000-08:002008-01-08T19:53:00.000-08:00What do you call the person who finished last in h...What do you call the person who finished last in his class at med school?<BR/><BR/>Doctor.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-71964976368794307442008-01-08T16:47:00.000-08:002008-01-08T16:47:00.000-08:00What happened to all of the B and C words? Don't y...What happened to all of the B and C words? Don't you like B's & C's? Are you not feeling well? I have a very good quack that makes dog house calls, cheap.Nessahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07779269921583131094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-20753535119389682832008-01-08T16:14:00.000-08:002008-01-08T16:14:00.000-08:00old curmudgeons play sick in bed.doctor: a license...old curmudgeons play sick in bed.<BR/><BR/>doctor: a licensed chemist.The Old Mulehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09469707883604282375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-34845266644302424032008-01-08T13:57:00.000-08:002008-01-08T13:57:00.000-08:00Icy, my Vet's attention has the same effect.Minka,...Icy, my Vet's attention has the same effect.<BR/><BR/>Minka, that's funny. Any idea what Dentists are into?<BR/><BR/>Actonbell, cashectomy by catheter?<BR/><BR/>What's that, young lady? Social Jest Windys? I don't recall no social jest windies.<BR/><BR/>Mo'a granted.<BR/><BR/>Then she'll need an ENT, Kyah.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-85716344663342496112008-01-08T13:35:00.000-08:002008-01-08T13:35:00.000-08:00I think Ariel has hit it on the nose!I think Ariel has hit it on the nose!Kyahgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04496268340516243071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-19678926070321981392008-01-08T13:10:00.000-08:002008-01-08T13:10:00.000-08:00Yes!!! and I was not the first.Yes!!! and I was not the first.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-46421574344625981572008-01-08T12:30:00.000-08:002008-01-08T12:30:00.000-08:00Remember your guest Wednesdays? (Of course you do...Remember your guest Wednesdays? (Of course you do.) Well, Pia could guest tomorrow. Give her a word.<BR/><BR/>I must need a head doctor. I forgot to yell <I><B>FIRST!</I></B>TLPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02837578489728318423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-65598305589791207702008-01-08T11:48:00.000-08:002008-01-08T11:48:00.000-08:00Every emergency room should feature this:"If in ne...Every emergency room should feature this:<BR/><BR/>"If in need of immediate medical assistance, please contact the golf course closest to you."Minkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04200778533362101678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-73926916359832018402008-01-08T10:53:00.000-08:002008-01-08T10:53:00.000-08:00Between injury and jury! You dog! Warning: Going t...Between injury and jury! You dog! <BR/>Warning: Going to the doc can cause side-effects: poverty after getting the bills.Tom & Icyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02184377353312923689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-57404577992390197782008-01-08T10:42:00.000-08:002008-01-08T10:42:00.000-08:00TLP, young curmudgeons prefer to play HMO.Whatever...TLP, young curmudgeons prefer to play HMO.<BR/><BR/>Whatever doesn't kill you board certifies you, Puppy?<BR/><BR/>Jamie Dawn, I can out-hypocritize my doctor so I stopped going.<BR/><BR/>G, that's quaintly ethnic.<BR/><BR/>Poobah, is there a better word in English than "charlatans?" I think "Hitonious charlatans" might be the best phrase ever.<BR/><BR/>Quilly, there's no pill yet for foresight and common sense.<BR/><BR/>Pia, I'm honored to have you post here. For you there's no space limit.<BR/><BR/>Carrots, Karma.<BR/><BR/>Haha, Ariel. To give meaning to our wounds, God sent his only begotten son to suffer with us and Satan sent his entire brood to treat the symptoms.<BR/><BR/>Jenn, just wait'll they make a pill for pouting.<BR/><BR/>Mo'a you met four Whos?<BR/><BR/>Ariel, this is why you are wise among women.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-21243947863517971982008-01-08T10:26:00.000-08:002008-01-08T10:26:00.000-08:00Ah Dr. Who! I loved him until they turned him into...Ah Dr. Who! I loved him until they turned him into some young man. I am not buying tricks like that.Ariel the Thiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15097086287609287362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-48744106944809899082008-01-08T10:09:00.000-08:002008-01-08T10:09:00.000-08:00Dr. Who...I met four of them...side benefit of hav...Dr. Who...I met four of them...side benefit of having a Son who was once a teenager. <BR/>Did you know that one of the Dr. Who's was a veterinarian?...thought that might interest some of your dog faced readers :) and all creatures great and small...such a Penguins.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-51869036925837628702008-01-08T09:54:00.000-08:002008-01-08T09:54:00.000-08:00tlp stole my answer. -pouts- So what...I'm suppose...tlp stole my answer. -pouts- So what...I'm supposed to think of something medically clever?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-32023780463088264762008-01-08T09:38:00.000-08:002008-01-08T09:38:00.000-08:00God created doctors so we don't have all those int...God created doctors so we don't have all those interesting diseases and injuries for nothing.Ariel the Thiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15097086287609287362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-31584758443818364652008-01-08T09:37:00.000-08:002008-01-08T09:37:00.000-08:00what's up?pihorn: frisky pixiewhat's up?<BR/><BR/>pihorn: frisky pixieAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09190480692312079052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-92029472441789804712008-01-08T09:10:00.000-08:002008-01-08T09:10:00.000-08:00Doctor: I would feel sorry for them if so many had...Doctor: I would feel sorry for them if so many hadn't opted out of insurance and left their patients with no new doctor<BR/><BR/>Taking care of your health is hard enough. Finding a doctor shouldn't be one of 20 full times occupations denizens of Manhattan have<BR/><BR/>I'm in a very bad mood as my contractors wife left him for a psuedo cousin--and I can't be angry at my 23 year old contractor--but give him coffee and listen to his problems<BR/><BR/>I can't write this on my blog so I might leave comments giving small parts of the story on various blogs<BR/><BR/>I also assume workers are coming so get up at 6---and since I can't fall asleep until late am sleep deprivedAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-47706655104085130152008-01-08T08:19:00.000-08:002008-01-08T08:19:00.000-08:00DOCTOR n. medical professional whose office one dr...<B>DOCTOR</B> <I>n.</I> medical professional whose office one drags one's self to when she is sick, coughing, hacking, snotting, fevering, etc. where she shivers in chilly, sub-zero air-conditioned discomfort for three hours past her appointment time while longing for her bed, only to finally see the doctor and be told to go home and go to bed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-29057794756986727502008-01-08T07:23:00.000-08:002008-01-08T07:23:00.000-08:00doctor - One forced to practice medicine by way of...doctor - One forced to practice medicine by way of accountants and assorted charlatans.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-82767748774525722052008-01-08T07:03:00.000-08:002008-01-08T07:03:00.000-08:00What's with my fakakta spelling of doctor?What's with my fakakta spelling of doctor?Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16075495407192340894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-56912179505984406192008-01-08T07:02:00.000-08:002008-01-08T07:02:00.000-08:00"Doctor, Doctor, give me the news I got a bad case..."Doctor, Doctor, give me the news<BR/> I got a bad case of loving you!"<BR/><BR/>Not you - well sure in a blog-family sort of way, I guess. <BR/><BR/>Docter Fakakta (what Scissors calls most of our md's. We're in good hands).Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16075495407192340894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-836513475086390382008-01-08T06:59:00.000-08:002008-01-08T06:59:00.000-08:00Doctor: A guy who tells you to stop doing a bunch...Doctor: A guy who tells you to stop doing a bunch of things whilst he sports ample love handles & smells of tobacco.Jamie Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11036600186909466411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-33049232158891821852008-01-08T06:51:00.000-08:002008-01-08T06:51:00.000-08:00Doctor: patient, post-cured.<B>Doctor</B>: patient, <I>post</I>-cured.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com