tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post6081446586099773012..comments2024-01-31T00:52:30.471-08:00Comments on Waking Ambrose: ScepterDoug The Unahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-82299375715142713702007-03-24T23:54:00.000-07:002007-03-24T23:54:00.000-07:00I don't think it would be well to talk about the s...I don't think it would be well to talk about the scepter King Smut uses in polite company. Let's just say it befits his name.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-55571814576801911232007-03-21T04:49:00.000-07:002007-03-21T04:49:00.000-07:00One day at a time, Pansi. One day at a time.One day at a time, Pansi. One day at a time.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-46455724129215364372007-03-20T21:00:00.000-07:002007-03-20T21:00:00.000-07:00And NUMBER FOUR you're job offer had no sicurity!!...And NUMBER FOUR you're job offer had no sicurity!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-21113226682082511092007-03-20T20:59:00.000-07:002007-03-20T20:59:00.000-07:00NUMBER ONE I am in the NEVER world not you're worl...NUMBER ONE I am in the NEVER world not you're world!!!<BR/>NUMBER TO I can not risk falling off my waggon agen!!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-52341852101332134272007-03-20T16:08:00.000-07:002007-03-20T16:08:00.000-07:00Weirsdo of all the gin joints in all the towns in ...Weirsdo of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she couldn't be bothered to come into mine?Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-43177340430013092902007-03-20T16:06:00.000-07:002007-03-20T16:06:00.000-07:00Pansi is disappointed not to be your favorite trol...Pansi is disappointed not to be your favorite trollop anymore.Hobbeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17371953652907423093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-49006880531181783332007-03-20T05:26:00.000-07:002007-03-20T05:26:00.000-07:00Yes, yes, Actonbell. That would be an example. Q...Yes, yes, Actonbell. That would be an example. Quite so.<BR/><BR/>Like a cold splash of nyquil, Neva?Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-4835004657934375312007-03-20T05:18:00.000-07:002007-03-20T05:18:00.000-07:00Happy (late) Birthday, Jenna! sorry i missed the f...Happy (late) Birthday, Jenna! sorry i missed the fun, but someone beat me over the head with a <B>scepter</B> yesterday, and i've been out of it ever since. (i knew those things were good for something...)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-34425711937139126652007-03-19T20:13:00.000-07:002007-03-19T20:13:00.000-07:00Of course, Jenna. And don't worry about giving it...Of course, Jenna. And don't worry about giving it back right away. We'll give Miz B a tiara and some patchouli.<BR/><BR/>Poobah, it's a fine line between thwarting and making law, isn't it?<BR/><BR/>Brown basmati, Amoeba, I think.<BR/><BR/>Yeah, Alice. I didn't have much to add today, but somehow a post has to happen.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-58785383654925282692007-03-19T19:26:00.000-07:002007-03-19T19:26:00.000-07:00So basically the old definition is the same as the...So basically the old definition is the same as the new definition. ;0Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-16793665041352084022007-03-19T12:16:00.000-07:002007-03-19T12:16:00.000-07:00The scepter and the tiara, Ms. Jenna. We bow befo...The scepter <I>and</I> the tiara, Ms. Jenna. We bow before you, presenting our gifts, asking no questions, surreptitiously removing candles. But beware the Dogs of Toto.<BR/><BR/>And a happy San Francisco Treat to the Bohemian Rhapsody. Even if it is a day early. Do we throw Golden Grain rice? nyuk nyuk.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-46035756507793085722007-03-19T11:29:00.000-07:002007-03-19T11:29:00.000-07:00scepter - 1. The pronouncement of an Emporer. As i...scepter - 1. The pronouncement of an Emporer. As in, "I will allow everyone to testify scept-er."<BR/><BR/>2. The opposite of a decider.<BR/><BR/>3. A blunt instrument used to thwart the law.Omnipotent Poobahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16902313824358840026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-74711789117923764232007-03-19T10:42:00.000-07:002007-03-19T10:42:00.000-07:00So...does this mean the scepter is mine today? And...So...does this mean the scepter is mine today? And hey Miz B doesn't get off scott-free - she's tomorrow.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-78802509116930672312007-03-19T10:09:00.000-07:002007-03-19T10:09:00.000-07:00Al, a curmudgeon king's cudgel is his tongue.Mule,...Al, a curmudgeon king's cudgel is his tongue.<BR/><BR/>Mule, I thought that was "hangnail."<BR/><BR/>Karen, that's interesting. I remember your post when Pelosi became speaker.<BR/><BR/>Jenna, not to worry. I won't admit it.<BR/><BR/>Miz B, I may transfer my scurrilous speculation from the birthday girl to mi hermanita.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-48809208127461167242007-03-19T09:56:00.000-07:002007-03-19T09:56:00.000-07:00Scepter? You'd best watch what words you use arou...Scepter? You'd best watch what words you use around your bohemian hermana hermanito mio! I thought I was supposed to behave around these here parts! Dios mio!<BR/><BR/>Soooo... yeah, I am with my fellow Piscean sistah whose birthday it is today I would have you know! Yep, the glittery lipped well behaved naughty one up above DAS FO SHO!!!! HAPPY HAPPY SWEET LADEEE!!!! MWAH!!!!Miz BoheMiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12684634451330079565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-21581184569751906872007-03-19T09:45:00.000-07:002007-03-19T09:45:00.000-07:00Nope...I had nothing, Doug. Makes me worried about...Nope...I had nothing, Doug. Makes me worried about what you thought I thought though.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-45016309157162093502007-03-19T09:42:00.000-07:002007-03-19T09:42:00.000-07:00hmmmm, far as Hillary is concerned, I like all the...hmmmm, far as Hillary is concerned, I like all the Dem prez candidates scepter. :+)Karenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16583773305351498372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-85208649620892046562007-03-19T09:41:00.000-07:002007-03-19T09:41:00.000-07:00Scepter: A medical term for something terrible.Scepter: A medical term for something terrible.The Old Mulehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09469707883604282375noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-21861905666581491862007-03-19T09:26:00.000-07:002007-03-19T09:26:00.000-07:00Scepter:1. A Kurmudgeon King's Kudgel.2. A dyslexi...<B>Scepter:</B><BR/><BR/>1. A Kurmudgeon King's Kudgel.<BR/>2. A dyslexic Bond's nemesis.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-52200747969994901622007-03-19T08:20:00.000-07:002007-03-19T08:20:00.000-07:00Minka, just be careful with your scepter. Don't w...Minka, just be careful with your scepter. Don't want to put someone's eye out.<BR/><BR/>Joel, one occupied chair away, I reckon.<BR/><BR/>Excellent observations, OC. Curmudgeonliness is always voluntary, though. A labor of indifference.<BR/><BR/>Joel, that's one I can get over. Toothpaste's more of a problem.<BR/><BR/>Minka, I'll take that for an in-joke and move along.<BR/><BR/>G, ask the boss.<BR/><BR/>Mo'a, I'm not sure a soft sculpture scepter will have the normal effect.<BR/><BR/>Mutha, how do you think they got so red?<BR/><BR/>Quill, etymology is the last refuge of the know-it-all.<BR/><BR/>Joel, did he sing <I>Lean On Me </I>through a bullhorn?<BR/><BR/>And we do, Karma. Puns and all.<BR/><BR/>That's funny, Morgan. You're right, the blackberry's the aristocrat's new emblem that someone loves them as they are.<BR/><BR/>Close enough, Mireille. Zockso!<BR/><BR/>Jenna, I suspect you though of something immediately. Thanks for not bringing it up.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-37197075536969588152007-03-19T07:43:00.001-07:002007-03-19T07:43:00.001-07:00I'll think of something! I will...just not, uhm, y...I'll think of something! I will...just not, uhm, yet.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-30243583695428492892007-03-19T07:43:00.000-07:002007-03-19T07:43:00.000-07:00Scepter: one who is always bringing up the alterna...Scepter: one who is always bringing up the alternative. Oh. That's Excepter. xoxomireillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02012296353550408831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-29161080069961608342007-03-19T07:38:00.000-07:002007-03-19T07:38:00.000-07:00Scepter: An archaic symbol of power now replaced b...Scepter: An archaic symbol of power now replaced by Blackberries and BMW's.I Dive At Nighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16726422679358658819noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-78892389934153765572007-03-19T07:22:00.000-07:002007-03-19T07:22:00.000-07:00if karma is erratic, best to scepter as she isyywd...if karma is erratic, best to scepter as she is<BR/><BR/>yywdaf: why oh why are women daffy?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09190480692312079052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-29431679629169841252007-03-19T07:02:00.000-07:002007-03-19T07:02:00.000-07:00Speaking of carrying a scepter, I had a boss once ...Speaking of carrying a <B>scepter,</B> I had a boss once who liked to carry a baseball bat around the office...and yes, you were wise to steer clear if he was in a less than cheery mood.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com