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Monday, May 16, 2005
Mayonnaise
Mayonnaise, n. One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
Mayonnaise, n. (1) A creamy, fattening substance often used on tender, solid fattening substances. (2) A thick, buttery colloid frequently applied to dead animals.
Mayo vs Miracle Whip - When we got married we had to make some concessions - he drank whole milk (ukky), I drank fat free - we settled on 2%, but till this day, 19years later, I buy Mayo & Miracle whip. He likes Mayo (it is like uggy butter) I Like Miracle Whip (yummy)!
Hey France grow some freaking tomaotes ok, we went to McD and they charged us a $1.00 for each extra packet, jeeezzz
Mayonnaise, n. (1) A creamy, fattening substance often used on tender, solid fattening substances. (2) A thick, buttery colloid frequently applied to dead animals.
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A dressing for your plate and your hide or a french conspiracy to make rest of the world obese?
ReplyDeletei formerlly used to depise but now can not get enough i sometimes lick the knife when spreading it on sandwiches
ReplyDeleteGabriel, mm...dead animals!
ReplyDeleteSreekesh, mm...my hide!
Andria, it's probably good for a dancer's joints, right? That's it, I'm gonna learn to dance.
Mayonnaise - 100% FAT!
ReplyDeleteC'mon, Dog, there's gotta be some protein from the egg!
ReplyDeleteMayonnaise - according to my mother, is a major food group.
ReplyDeleteits definitely on top of the food chain :P
ReplyDeleteMayonnaise: The spread that keeps on spreading.
ReplyDeleteMayonnaise: universal edible glue.
ReplyDeletefrstlymil, your mother is right. The four food groups are mayonnaise, ground beef, white bread and dosa masala.
ReplyDeleteRight, Karma?
That's a good one, comfort addict.
Yes, gnat and good for catching insects and unhappily married secretaries.
gag gag gag...reminds me of the time I ordered a salad in France and they used pure mayonnaise as salad dressing...gag gag gag
ReplyDeleteYuck, kitten! Salad?
ReplyDeletePirate Dude: Arrrgh?
Dutch ketchup.
ReplyDeleteDaryl, that's funny. How is it on mutton?
ReplyDeleteJenn, definitely in Germany and probably in France with chanting.
Mayo vs Miracle Whip - When we got married we had to make some concessions - he drank whole milk (ukky), I drank fat free - we settled on 2%, but till this day, 19years later, I buy Mayo & Miracle whip. He likes Mayo (it is like uggy butter) I Like Miracle Whip (yummy)!
ReplyDeleteHey France grow some freaking tomaotes ok, we went to McD and they charged us a $1.00 for each extra packet, jeeezzz