Redefining misanthropy for a fresh generation. Standard posts begin with a definition from Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary followed by a modern adjustment. Miscellany on Wednesday and storytelling on Saturday.
Wednesday, May 04, 2005
Patience
Patience, n. A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue.
2005 Update: Hope's feeding tube.
Note: Look for the contest results around 4 PM, Californy time.
Jenn, thanks for your kindness. Wait'll you see the contest entries.
ReplyDeletePatience: The most important ingredient for dating, marriage, and children.
ReplyDeleteSee also "tranquilizers" & "stun guns".
HAHAHAHA! Patience, n. With pepper-spray, the foundation of love.
ReplyDeleteGood one, Manjusha