Thursday, November 10, 2005

Allegiance

Allegiance, n. The traditional bond of duty between the taxer and the taxee. It is not reversible.
This thing allegiance, as I suppose,
Is a ring fitted in the subject's nose,
Whereby that organ is kept rightly pointed
To smell the sweetness of the Lord's anointed.
-G.J.
2005 Update: Expediency.

Happy Birthday to Actonbell's husband, Ekim Road Runner Pez.

32 comments:

  1. when the taxees are yellow

    Happy Birthday, Speedy Gonzales!!!

    pncaek: flat pancakes eaten with melted butter and golden syrup by the Welsh for breakfast

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  2. You don't HAVE TO pay the taxes
    if you're willing to take the consequences. :)

    I don't think allegiance is a spelling word anymore.

    ME-Liz

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  3. Allegiance: A universal handicap when accompanied by blindess.

    gktmcyp - an invitation for Karma to try my pancakes.

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  4. Wow, Karma, that's good.

    I don't think so either, Liz.

    Or confidence, Sar

    No, Lula, that's condescension which is a spelling word.

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  5. Allegiance,n, Something I pledge to the flag of the United States of America. So glad they haven't yet added and to the Republic of Bush.

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  6. I can't think of anything special to say. Just saying hi to Doug (I'm back!) :D

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  7. Only a few things on earth are worthy of this word.
    Many allegiances are not well placed. Religious Kool-aid drinkers and Hitler supporters come to mind.

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  8. Allegiance: Might have been a good thing in the day of Lords and Ladies but we have computers now.


    Happy Birthday to the birthday person.




    May 31st - I'll be twenty - one. ;)

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  9. Anonymous11:44 AM

    My blogging allegiances are nullifying my real life

    Just wanted to use a word from the prior definition as a new twist

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  10. Woof! All female commenters! *sniff* What are you wearing? Something Zockso gave you? *sniff* Woof!

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  11. TLP, I don't think we'll be changing the name of the country. Maybe the State of Texas.

    Marwa, that's special enough. Thanks.

    Those would be excellent examples, Jamie Dawn.

    Darn it, a4g, that's what I wish I'd written.

    Pia, you're such a picaro.

    Eau de smartaleck. It tastes like vanilla kinda.

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  12. Allegiance~
    actions and attitudes associated with adherence, also ardor and attachment, acknowledged as archaic.

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  13. *sniff*sniff*

    I don't know about the vanilla. Perhaps tuna. I like tuna.

    I pledge allegiance to the tuna
    that comes out of the can-a
    and to the Cat Couch from which it comes
    One warm lap
    on which I lie
    purring
    with birdies on my mind after all.

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  14. Ariella, I can't wait until you get to the "f"s

    Haha, chatcat. I guess when you live in a dragon's den, poetry comes natural.

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  15. its Chanel #5. down, boy

    i only wear tuna
    during phases of luna

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  16. Sar, may I have some more please?

    ijmxutq: I'm turning into a ninja mutant, without question

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  17. allegiance:
    1) knowing how to sing a really annoying song on special occasions that define your country...like a football match!
    2) it is either that or being a royal subject to the crown of England. The rest of the world has realized we live in the 21st century and globalization has taken place.

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  18. Karma - but of course!

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  19. Thanks, Karma. I thought I stank purty.

    True, Monika. Here in the states we barely have crowns.

    Thanks, Sar. You know how she gets when she's hungry.

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  20. Doug, if I get to the 'f's I am afriad the no profanity or vulgarity rule may become an issue.
    Let's not borrow trouble.

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  21. D, that was for T&I and chatcat and all your lovable pets.

    Monika's comment reminds me: during Indira Gandhi's (not related to the other Mr.G) reign they used to close the exit doors and play the national anthem after the movie in the theatres and we had to stand still like dummies and watch a scratchy print of a fluttering flag to show our allegiance. wait, that's tyrrany

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  22. the band with a wagon?

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  23. Anonymous6:24 PM

    allegiance: That which cannot be believed when patriotism is consumed with force fed religion.

    or something like that....

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  24. OK, Ariella. Why don't you warn me when you get to the "e"s.

    Allegiance and tyranny, Karma? Would it have helped if the picture had been better?

    Brer, Sreekesh! The hitch!

    Something a lot like that, Princess.

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  25. I pledge allegiance to the World Wide Web. Is that wrong?

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  26. Shoudn't that be expedency UNDER GOD, Mr. Dog?????!!!!!!

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  27. Anonymous7:52 PM

    Allegiance, n. A sometimes excessive appreciation for benefits already received.

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  28. It's a little European, Aral.

    Of course, Pansi.

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  29. allegiance-returning to blogs even after their authors disappear with week-long hangovers.
    Happy Blessed Day of Scorpio Takeover.

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  30. Ave, Masil! And that was without the picture, too!

    TGIF, Actonbell.

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  31. OK...I'm back.

    Allegiance, n. Sworn endurance, either arbitrary or by birthright.

    )+(

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  32. Anonymous8:25 PM

    The pose of devotion while looking for a better offer.

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