Thursday, October 30, 2008

Dew

DEW, n. A terrestrial perspiration or night sweat invented to nourish the tender huckleberry and the yearning poet. Slightly dashed with goat's milk and whiskey, it is an article much affected by Hibernian temperance lecturers, who are sometimes affected by it, in turn.

2008 Update: The night's remorse for what it sees. Midwest farmers consider the absence of dew in the morning to be a sign of coming rain, evidence either of nature's disapproval for redundancy or of the agrarian's faith in benevolent weather.

Happy birthday to my blogtwin.

14 comments:

  1. Anonymous6:27 AM

    "Teardrops Will Kiss The Morning Dew"

    When time was young we walked the roads together
    When love was sweet I meant the world to you
    Now comes the sun we'll say goodbye forever
    And teardrops will kiss the morning dew

    Take me and make me your lover one more time
    Close in your arms as before
    'Til o'er your shoulder the early morning shines
    Then I'll leave you and grieve you no more

    When time was young we walked the roads together
    When love was sweet I meant the world to you
    Now comes the sun we'll say goodbye forever
    And teardrops will kiss the morning dew

    Daises need sunshine and roses need rain
    So it was all meant to be
    A wild bird needs wings, free to take to the wind
    And so it was meant for you and me

    When time was young we walked the roads together
    When love was sweet I meant the world to you
    Now comes the sun we'll say goodbye forever
    And teardrops will kiss the morning dew

    Teardrops will kiss the morning dew

    Allison Krauss

    Hope this finds you doing great!!! :)

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  2. Thanks, Doug. I dew appreciate it.

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  3. I think it rains every night here; when I go out in the morning, the grass is wet.

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  4. Anonymous9:47 AM

    DEW, n. Adulterated water, made hard by fermentation, distillation, or aggressive marketing. DEWDROP: Marketing ploy for hoteliers in the deep country, to which they have been exiled.

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  5. Humidity hovering and hewing haughtily on hemp and herbs.

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  6. OH! HOW COULD I FORGET TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY GIRL?!!

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  7. Dew is what Keith drinks by the gallon.
    If ever he's hospitalized, I'll have to make sure he gets it intravenously.

    Do the Dew!!

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  8. Makes me think of Mountain Dew -- that diabolical drink.

    Also, the Philadelphia fans who woke up with dew on their drunken faces this morning. God bless 'em.

    (It wasn't easy to work the world series in -- but I did it!)

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  9. Dew, what the soft body of night leaves behind.

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  10. Dew: The drops of mist which enhance the spider's web in the morning sunlight.

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  11. Anonymous7:21 PM

    Oh Oh , what trust i would have in the messiah , if with great faith , we awake to find the winter garden covered in the gentle dew ,and Not , munched by the beloved deer,who will eat you out of house and home....Only to run off at the first sigh of duress......................$$$$$$$$ Peace Always

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  12. Shayna, great to hear from you. Hope you and yours are well as well.

    Dewly noted, sis.

    Icy, some days the rain falls down, some days it starts there. Like men over 40.

    Amoeba, only because there's nowhere further to put them.

    Happily, TLP.

    JD, previous generations of pastors used moonshine.

    Well done, Mutha. For me it was impossible this year.

    Ariel, the hard body of night leaves tears.

    Terry, I wonder if a spider feels the same.

    Bear, next time plant marigolds.

    Actonbell, it annoyed me, too, because people laughed at the wet spots on my clothes.

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  13. Tears on the morning grass or microwaved frost.

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  14. Anonymous5:58 PM

    how many men have copied dew
    For buttons, how many women have covered themselves
    With dew, dew dresses, stones and chains of dew, heads
    Of the floweriest flowers dewed with the dewiest dew.
    One grows to hate these things except on the dump.

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