Redefining misanthropy for a fresh generation. Standard posts begin with a definition from Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary followed by a modern adjustment. Miscellany on Wednesday and storytelling on Saturday.
Saturday, January 31, 2009
The Reformation of Wolfshausen
Teil Fünf
To hear Terry read, pay a mouse-click to Jakob Fugger, the righteous at your right. Fugger was the main lender to the Archbishop of Mainz whose agents were authorized to collect indulgences.
For the printed version, check the bushes by the Lahn river.
Well, I can see how popular I am... okay be honest; is it because I don't have a German accent? Any accent? Hmmm. Must brush up on the Deutsch. Nice drama though Doug.
Doug's dad says "can I join?' Nice read Terry. Ivisted your site and saw a picture of Ernest and thought it was you. Voice didn't match, so I finally figured it out.
In Wolfhuasen, the government funds itself from the funds of the sinners.
In today's Washington, the government funds the sinners' bonuses.
Terry, I am here, too, but so tired and sleepy, I need my bed, but I can hardly wait to listen to your reading tomorrow, be sure! Geez woman, WHAT do you think?!
I find this story very interesting. Maybe it is the religious nature of it that draws me in, as well as your exposing the dark side that sometimes exist amidst the "holy." The part about pray and pay really is funny in a sad kind of way. There's a lot of hard truth in this tale, Doug. I'm sure you know this, but I'm just saying that I know it too, also. Pay up, people!! There's plans for a church remodel!!!
Terry, this could be the start of a beautiful friendship.
Great observation, Pop. We are fully reformed now.
Ariel, I thought the hat was flattering.
JD, I'm glad you're enjoying that part of this story. It means a lot to me. Are you going to add indulgences to your catalog of Christian products, along with the hoof-nail crosses? You might like the Prattler better this week.
Thanks, Tom.
It's true, Minka. German-speakers are a kind people but their dinner tables are wide for a reason.
Thanks, Ariel. I'm surprised Magyarül speakers have time to spit between all those consonants.
This story has taken a turn I am looking forward to. Now, does somebody stumble upon the Preist's accoutrements and have a funeral for him ala Tom Sawyer & Huck Finn, or are even better things in store?
Well, I can see how popular I am... okay be honest; is it because I don't have a German accent? Any accent? Hmmm. Must brush up on the Deutsch. Nice drama though Doug.
ReplyDeleteTerry, it's like Chicago all over again, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteYeah, only without the scrumptious Chicago dogs, and flaming Greek yummy cheese. Ah you have made me feel better. We'll always have Chicago.
ReplyDeleteDoug's dad says "can I join?' Nice read Terry. Ivisted your site and saw a picture of Ernest and thought it was you. Voice didn't match, so I finally figured it out.
ReplyDeleteIn Wolfhuasen, the government funds itself from the funds of the sinners.
In today's Washington, the government funds the sinners' bonuses.
Ain't progress
Terry, I am here, too, but so tired and sleepy, I need my bed, but I can hardly wait to listen to your reading tomorrow, be sure! Geez woman, WHAT do you think?!
ReplyDeleteNice picture of you over there, hehe... :-P
ReplyDeleteI find this story very interesting. Maybe it is the religious nature of it that draws me in, as well as your exposing the dark side that sometimes exist amidst the "holy." The part about pray and pay really is funny in a sad kind of way. There's a lot of hard truth in this tale, Doug. I'm sure you know this, but I'm just saying that I know it too, also. Pay up, people!! There's plans for a church remodel!!!
ReplyDeleteI'll get to The Prattler at a later time.
ReplyDelete:-)
Hmmm. Your dad's right. Now days people seem to get paid for their sins. Nice story and reading.
ReplyDeleteI am here too, Terry! You did great.
ReplyDeleteDon't brush up on the German, over 80 million speak it already and trust me when I say this...they spit!
as for this part of the story...I did not have to look up any words or historical references...which is very relaxing on a Sunday morning.
I usually don't comment on the reading, I just enjoy it, but Terry, I do want you to know that I enjoyed it! :)
ReplyDeleteLOL Monika! Same here.
Terry, this could be the start of a beautiful friendship.
ReplyDeleteGreat observation, Pop. We are fully reformed now.
Ariel, I thought the hat was flattering.
JD, I'm glad you're enjoying that part of this story. It means a lot to me. Are you going to add indulgences to your catalog of Christian products, along with the hoof-nail crosses? You might like the Prattler better this week.
Thanks, Tom.
It's true, Minka. German-speakers are a kind people but their dinner tables are wide for a reason.
Thanks, Ariel. I'm surprised Magyarül speakers have time to spit between all those consonants.
Rabbit rabbit all.
ReplyDeleteGood reading. I'm really enjoying this story line. So much fun. Good job Doug.
Ich liebe Deutsch! Rabbit, rabbit!
ReplyDeleteHippity Hoppity Rabbit Rabbit
ReplyDeleteThe ending of this one make me want the next installment right now.
ReplyDeleteNice reading too.
Terry sounded quite grand! Yay!
ReplyDeleteThis story has taken a turn I am looking forward to. Now, does somebody stumble upon the Preist's accoutrements and have a funeral for him ala Tom Sawyer & Huck Finn, or are even better things in store?
I'm glad, TLP. Good luck in February.
ReplyDeleteActonbell, they get a little complex.
Hase hase, meine Schwester.
And to you, lector.
Thanks, Cooper. I guess I'd better get writing, huh?
Beats me, Quilly.