Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Vote

VOTE, n. The instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.

2009 Update: The franchise by which citizens choose between prosecution and burglary.

Californians, do remember to cast your ballot today. There's almost $200 apiece at stake, so it's like working twice.

10 comments:

  1. Vote: I'm voting for all those kine words you got yesterday. Could be an award winner!
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  2. Vote: Casting pearls before swine most of the time.

    CA is in the crapper.
    Have a nice day.

    :-)

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  3. I Vote that I go back to work and stop reading blogs for a while.

    My verification word is Fater...add another t and I would call it an admonition...so I am getting up and going for a walk instead of sitting down to work...so I changed my Vote...but not my party.

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  4. Working twice? Is that consecutive or concurrent--twice as long or twice as hard?

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  5. $200 apiece? And I moved to the Mark Sanford state, but I didn't vote for him. He makes me dizzy. A man of strong convictions that each cancel all the others out

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  6. VOTE, n. The instrument that kills a Socrates, elevates a Hitler, and ultimately proclaims the divine right of kings. The most cherished possession of a nation in which the citizens live at the pleasure of corporate tyrants, their masters.

    In California, Athens is falling again.

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  7. I voted and worked at my local poll as well. Gimme $200.

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  8. What, they pay you to vote out there? So that is how the west was won.

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  9. Anonymous2:40 AM

    Vote is the thing elections have nothing to do with.

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  10. Yeah, a banner day, Jim.

    Thanks, JD. I'm doing my best.

    Mo'a you throw the best parties.

    Harder, Icy, I'm pretty sure. I figured there was a shade more in taxes available to declare than money to earn for most of us.

    Pia, convictions tend to do that in a politician.

    Nice, Amoeba. I read that article. Why do you think they didn't interview me?

    Ha, Actonbell. C-A, not P-A! But I hope you found a way to vote.

    TLP, can I put it on your tab?

    Cooper, the number was based on the money at stake divided by residents. For all the hoo-ah, at least a quarter of us earned more yesterday than we voted on.

    Ariel, split the day's prize with Amoeba. Excellent.

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