tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post111586443558819894..comments2024-01-31T00:52:30.471-08:00Comments on Waking Ambrose: HeavenDoug The Unahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1116761567391201122005-05-22T04:32:00.000-07:002005-05-22T04:32:00.000-07:00heaven? it's a moment of eternal peace with god. e...heaven? it's a moment of eternal peace with god. either that or it's a place with rivers of beer and virgins with greek robes feedin you grapes...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03784099616952663044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1116637973779830472005-05-20T18:12:00.000-07:002005-05-20T18:12:00.000-07:00Anonymous, he also said "How did I get here?"Anonymous, he also said "How did I get here?"Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1116620754670111152005-05-20T13:25:00.000-07:002005-05-20T13:25:00.000-07:00"Heaven is a place where nothing, nothing ever hap..."Heaven is a place where nothing, nothing ever happens"<BR/>- David ByrneAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1116271159359256182005-05-16T12:19:00.000-07:002005-05-16T12:19:00.000-07:00Lumbergh, probably not as many as you think.Lumbergh, probably not as many as you think.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1116227203386959502005-05-16T00:06:00.000-07:002005-05-16T00:06:00.000-07:00heaven is filled with good girls, i don't wanna be...heaven is filled with good girls, i don't wanna be there ;)Lumbergh-in-traininghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09747078484990169569noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1116006048467930462005-05-13T10:40:00.000-07:002005-05-13T10:40:00.000-07:00Point, taken, Steve. Nonetheless, off with his or...Point, taken, Steve. Nonetheless, off with his or her head! I thank you for your comment, though, and wish you all the traffic in the world.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1115955687095611052005-05-12T20:41:00.000-07:002005-05-12T20:41:00.000-07:00Jenn, anything embarassing on this site is mine. ...Jenn, anything embarassing on this site is mine. Knock yourelf out.<BR/><BR/>Gabriel, I haven't seen enough Christians but otherwise I think I agree.<BR/><BR/>Argus, a lot of people are betting the other way. Get in the game!<BR/><BR/>Anyone else with an opinion on executing spammers?Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1115952856689104082005-05-12T19:54:00.000-07:002005-05-12T19:54:00.000-07:00Revenge may never forget. It is the purest of mot...Revenge may never forget. It is the purest of motives.<BR/><BR/>-AWardohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11789660413541650826noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1115941877957624592005-05-12T16:51:00.000-07:002005-05-12T16:51:00.000-07:00"Mercy or lions?"I've had to deal with enough Chri..."Mercy or lions?"<BR/><BR/>I've had to deal with enough Christians today. Send in the lions.<BR/><BR/>While posting comments is a valid (albeit gauche) way to gain site traffic for yourself...you could at least pretend to be interested in the blog you're posting on.<BR/>The rest of us post here because it is a nice exercise in lateral or creative thought first thing in the morning.<BR/>The last thing we want to see is a shameless plug. (By the way, I updated my site). :)<BR/><BR/>Participate or be banned, I say.<BR/><BR/>That is my 2 cents.<BR/><BR/>)+(GABRIEL C. ZOLMANhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17410614219986403784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1115941750363271612005-05-12T16:49:00.000-07:002005-05-12T16:49:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.GABRIEL C. ZOLMANhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17410614219986403784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1115934214360587392005-05-12T14:43:00.000-07:002005-05-12T14:43:00.000-07:00I've never deleted a comment yet, but the above lo...I've never deleted a comment yet, but the above looks a lot like spam. What say thou, my friends, mercy or the lions?Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1115932972286005732005-05-12T14:22:00.000-07:002005-05-12T14:22:00.000-07:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1115930144545831722005-05-12T13:35:00.000-07:002005-05-12T13:35:00.000-07:00Gabriel, relevance is irrelevant. As always, than...Gabriel, relevance is irrelevant. As always, thanks for your additions. To my Jewish, Pentecostal and Catholic friends, the comments contained are the opinion of the commenters and may not reflect the opinion of Blogger, Waking Ambrose and the author, but then again, they might.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1115916975518154132005-05-12T09:56:00.000-07:002005-05-12T09:56:00.000-07:00Heaven, n. Mythical final abode and reward of the ...Heaven, n. Mythical final abode and reward of the Christian deceased, whose presence must guarded in utmost secrecy, lest they be horrified to discover others there.<BR/><BR/>(old preacher joke: <BR/><BR/>Q: Why are the dead invisible?<BR/><BR/>A: Because if the Pentecostals could actually see the Catholics (etc.) in Heaven, they would revolt.<BR/><BR/>)+(GABRIEL C. ZOLMANhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17410614219986403784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1115916579374189402005-05-12T09:49:00.000-07:002005-05-12T09:49:00.000-07:00The Jews have a terrific Rabbinical anecdote about...The Jews have a terrific Rabbinical anecdote about the afterlife, wherein "in Paradise, believers get to listen to Moses read the Torah for eternity; whereas the damned are cursed...to listen to Moses read from the Torah for eternity." I'm probably butchering it, but it's a great concept. Very Swedenborg, if you think about it.<BR/><BR/>Relevant? Nah, but it was on my mind for some reason.<BR/><BR/>)+(GABRIEL C. ZOLMANhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17410614219986403784noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1115916053961399732005-05-12T09:40:00.000-07:002005-05-12T09:40:00.000-07:00Ha! Good one, Manjusha. How about "Nirvana, valu...Ha! Good one, Manjusha. How about "Nirvana, value-streamed."<BR/><BR/>Thanks, Sunil, that's nice.<BR/><BR/>Karma, if you go, use the buddy system.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1115915499411501862005-05-12T09:31:00.000-07:002005-05-12T09:31:00.000-07:00i want to go to hell ;))i want to go to hell ;))Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09190480692312079052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1115913718269228342005-05-12T09:01:00.000-07:002005-05-12T09:01:00.000-07:00I love your blog.I love your blog.Sunil Natrajhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09984168725303450883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1115905743185773422005-05-12T06:49:00.000-07:002005-05-12T06:49:00.000-07:00The Coney island of the Christian imagination.The Coney island of the Christian imagination.Mhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05637279972679201657noreply@blogger.com