tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post114475758922531985..comments2024-01-31T00:52:30.471-08:00Comments on Waking Ambrose: KleptomaniacDoug The Unahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1144867945931501192006-04-12T11:52:00.000-07:002006-04-12T11:52:00.000-07:00well, you're still here.well, you're still here.Ariel the Thiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15097086287609287362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1144837907799588052006-04-12T03:31:00.000-07:002006-04-12T03:31:00.000-07:00Haha, Shayna. *applause* There's always a bigge...Haha, Shayna. *applause* There's always a bigger scoundrel. That lesson went hard by me, by the way.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1144814925717629342006-04-11T21:08:00.000-07:002006-04-11T21:08:00.000-07:00Shoplifter, you'll never learn When you commit the...Shoplifter, you'll never learn <BR/>When you commit the crime <BR/>Shoplifter, you're getting burned <BR/>And now you gotta do the time <BR/><BR/>It's a 1, 2, 3 on the felony <BR/>Well not everything is free <BR/>Now that you served the community<BR/>It's the life of a petty thief<BR/><BR/>It's not considered stealing<BR/>Unless you're getting caught <BR/>But you'll be caught stealing<BR/>Tryin' to take something you haven't got <BR/><BR/>Shoplifter, you'll never learn <BR/>What lies behind your back <BR/>Not a burgler or a bankrobber <BR/>Just a kleptomaniacAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1144812187078824652006-04-11T20:23:00.000-07:002006-04-11T20:23:00.000-07:00Village Idiot, a dog with a flu is a wearying thin...Village Idiot, a dog with a flu is a wearying thing. Nice rally.<BR/><BR/>Careful, O Caellaigh. With the devil's as your neighbor, its best keep the lawn trim.<BR/><BR/>Hahaha, Ariel. Yeah, I hate when that happens. Keep the wallet, please return my steak.<BR/><BR/>Funny, Kyah.<BR/><BR/>Nice one, as ever, a4g. Bierce would be proud.<BR/><BR/>Jamie Dawn, are Senators in between?<BR/><BR/>Deft, Dddragon, but close.<BR/><BR/>Well, Miz B, Mickey looks a little silly with only one ear. Be a sport.<BR/><BR/>VI, with you that makes four including my sister and the Bishop's daughter but that's a different story.<BR/><BR/>O Ceallaigh, I'm starting to have mixed feelings about having a biologist on staff. Good addition, though.<BR/><BR/>Squaregirl, that's funny but it ain't theft when they give it away.<BR/><BR/>Antonia, welcome. I do to, but the regular ones are dusty.<BR/><BR/>Good joke, Minka. We'll take it with or without relevence.<BR/><BR/>Cooper, I doubt it's the one your readers would choose for you, but your will not ours.<BR/><BR/>Karma, never. A little at a time.<BR/><BR/>Actonbell, is that technically shopping?Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1144802316224593872006-04-11T17:38:00.000-07:002006-04-11T17:38:00.000-07:00rob me blind, dog! ;))rob me blind, dog! ;))Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09190480692312079052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1144798938858004612006-04-11T16:42:00.000-07:002006-04-11T16:42:00.000-07:00Well there are worse kind of maniacs to be if I ha...Well there are worse kind of maniacs to be if I had to choose i'd be that one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1144794269024900372006-04-11T15:24:00.000-07:002006-04-11T15:24:00.000-07:00"Two dogs are walking down the street, one says, "..."Two dogs are walking down the street, one says, "Wait a minute" and then crosses the road. He sniffs around a fire hydrant and returns. The other dog says, "What was that all about?" The first dog replies, "Just checking my messages!""<BR/><BR/>Why? No reason! Just thought it was kinda cute and it has nothing to do with the word of today, except that I stole it from soem source on the world-wide-web.Minkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04200778533362101678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1144792810011357162006-04-11T15:00:00.000-07:002006-04-11T15:00:00.000-07:00this is a jolly interesting blog and a very charmi...this is a jolly interesting blog and a very charming idea, waking old Ambrose...I have this dictionary standing on my desk next to all my other 'normal' dictionaries....*https://www.blogger.com/profile/05680450955867041830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1144791791396483232006-04-11T14:43:00.000-07:002006-04-11T14:43:00.000-07:00Kleptomaniac, n. A rich thief. A revealed member ...Kleptomaniac, n. A rich thief. A revealed member of the tribe of Adam.Alanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03316244154670854155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1144788654883534152006-04-11T13:50:00.000-07:002006-04-11T13:50:00.000-07:00The pupal stage of the philanthropist.PRICELESS, a...<I>The pupal stage of the philanthropist.</I><BR/><BR/>PRICELESS, a4g! But it would be the <I>larval</I> stage, not the pupal. The pupal stage would be when he <I>hires out</I> the prestidigitation, rather than doing it himself.The amoebahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09997830489035965913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1144787520108301632006-04-11T13:32:00.000-07:002006-04-11T13:32:00.000-07:00Miz B got kicked out of the Magic Kingdom too????Miz B got kicked out of the Magic Kingdom too????The Village Idiothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05643534117010031075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1144787035289735232006-04-11T13:23:00.000-07:002006-04-11T13:23:00.000-07:00Kleptomaniac... Seriously, what is to be expected ...Kleptomaniac... Seriously, what is to be expected when a teenage, seemingly goodie-two-shoes girl is given a large Levi's jacket with huge, and I mean HUGE inner pockets? Crap, they are still looking for me in Southern California? I don't know if I can go back to Disneyland yet.<BR/><BR/>What? Nothing. I said NOTHING!Miz BoheMiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12684634451330079565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1144783889405907762006-04-11T12:31:00.000-07:002006-04-11T12:31:00.000-07:00And here I thought it was a clutzy crazy person.And here I thought it was a clutzy crazy person.dddragonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10912993089246289352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1144783836329121382006-04-11T12:30:00.000-07:002006-04-11T12:30:00.000-07:00Kleptomaniacs go into a store with a large, empty ...Kleptomaniacs go into a store with a large, empty purse and leave with a purse full of stuff they never remember taking. <BR/>There are classes of Kleptoes:<BR/>1. Lower Class - known to nab things like nail polish and mascara.<BR/>2. Upper Class - known to nab jewel-encrusted watches and expensive clothing.<BR/>"Of course, I meant to pay for those things!" said innocent-faced Wynona Ryder.Jamie Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11036600186909466411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1144782893045773902006-04-11T12:14:00.000-07:002006-04-11T12:14:00.000-07:00ok great! steak, I love steak :-)ok great! steak, I love steak :-)Kyahgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04496268340516243071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1144780815435188072006-04-11T11:40:00.000-07:002006-04-11T11:40:00.000-07:00I am going to give Doug's wallet to you! there was...I am going to give Doug's wallet to you! there was steak in it instead of money...Ariel the Thiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15097086287609287362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1144779648440788352006-04-11T11:20:00.000-07:002006-04-11T11:20:00.000-07:00ariel, are you going to give me my scarf back? My ...ariel, are you going to give me my scarf back? My birthday is coming up. Do you have Doug's wallet too?Kyahgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04496268340516243071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1144778533150207372006-04-11T11:02:00.000-07:002006-04-11T11:02:00.000-07:00being a kleptomaniac is fun. it's only embarrassin...being a kleptomaniac is fun. it's only embarrassing when they recognize the scarf you give them for their birthday is the one they lost last summer...Ariel the Thiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15097086287609287362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1144778325749349012006-04-11T10:58:00.000-07:002006-04-11T10:58:00.000-07:00kleptomaniac? I thought that was called collector....kleptomaniac? I thought that was called collector.Ariel the Thiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15097086287609287362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1144776975081675362006-04-11T10:36:00.000-07:002006-04-11T10:36:00.000-07:00Needful Things ... so indeed you did, Doug, so you...<I>Needful Things</I> ... so indeed you did, Doug, so you did. That's what I get for not properly keeping up with the doings in the Kingdom of Maine.The amoebahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09997830489035965913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1144775987410980742006-04-11T10:19:00.000-07:002006-04-11T10:19:00.000-07:00Doug -- I returned inspired..the previous lack of...Doug -- I returned inspired..the previous lack of inspiration was due to a dog with flu - like symptoms. Let me tell you, waking up to that is something to be experienced by everyone at least once.The Village Idiothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05643534117010031075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1144774947830260422006-04-11T10:02:00.000-07:002006-04-11T10:02:00.000-07:00Oops...Minka, Iron or lead supplements are suppose...Oops...<BR/>Minka, Iron or lead supplements are supposed to work wonders.<BR/><BR/>V.I. I love that one. You get 5 fatuous ones.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1144774597865305402006-04-11T09:56:00.000-07:002006-04-11T09:56:00.000-07:00Karma is that a nymphokleptomaniac or a kleptonymp...Karma is that a nymphokleptomaniac or a kleptonymphomaniac. One steals a kiss.<BR/><BR/>O Ceallaigh, I think I read about that in <I>Needful Things.</I><BR/><BR/>Blogger is a plagiarist, Jenna but you saved the good one. Well done.<BR/><BR/>Haha, Cowgirl, welldone.<BR/><BR/>Village Idiot, I agree with Logo. The next one oughta be original.<BR/><BR/>A recycler, V.I. You are a virtuous man, thief.<BR/><BR/>Rio, I didn't know that about women. Hey, have you seen my wallet? I had it at the park.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1144774309750584232006-04-11T09:51:00.000-07:002006-04-11T09:51:00.000-07:00Kleptomaniac -- A dyslexic Klimpt Art Lover.word v...Kleptomaniac -- A dyslexic Klimpt Art Lover.<BR/><BR/>word veri umpig..<BR/><BR/>what is it with pigs in word veri today, my previous one had diporci..dip and porci(ne) is someone(something) trying to tell me something?The Village Idiothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05643534117010031075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1144774109934948002006-04-11T09:48:00.000-07:002006-04-11T09:48:00.000-07:00You are kleptomanic? Don´t worry, I am sure there ...You are kleptomanic? Don´t worry, I am sure there is something you can take for it!Minkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04200778533362101678noreply@blogger.com