tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post116004754393478723..comments2024-01-31T00:52:30.471-08:00Comments on Waking Ambrose: BribeDoug The Unahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160617453684989942006-10-11T18:44:00.000-07:002006-10-11T18:44:00.000-07:00Bribe: A foul-smelling treat which the Human bribe...Bribe: A foul-smelling treat which the Human bribes its dogs with to get them to shut the **** up and go back in their enclosure!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160106336189808872006-10-05T20:45:00.000-07:002006-10-05T20:45:00.000-07:00forget O'C?? there's not enough money to make me d...forget O'C?? there's not enough money to make me do that, bub! that said... how much to make YOU forget him? (what can i say? it's early in the game, and he's already got a nice lead...)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160105504122157452006-10-05T20:31:00.000-07:002006-10-05T20:31:00.000-07:00Bribes that work on Jamie Dawn:dark chocolate truf...Bribes that work on Jamie Dawn:<BR/><BR/>dark chocolate truffles<BR/>pizza<BR/>truffles<BR/>juicy hamburgers<BR/>truffles<BR/>cashJamie Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11036600186909466411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160103642577527302006-10-05T20:00:00.000-07:002006-10-05T20:00:00.000-07:00Doug: I read recently there's some African countr...Doug: I read recently there's some African country where passing bribes is so commonplace that a rule was made that soccer refs <I>can</I> take bribes as long as they don't affect the outcome of the game. (Wouldn't one side feel as though they weren't getting their money's worth?)The Mushroomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13466433750698090728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160102602449053462006-10-05T19:43:00.000-07:002006-10-05T19:43:00.000-07:00Brian, how can that not make Minka feel secure?Int...Brian, how can that not make Minka feel secure?<BR/><BR/>Intelligent but not worldly, Solace. I was kidding anyway. Still am.<BR/><BR/>Quilly, you have more pupils than you know.<BR/><BR/>a4g, that's a very good one.<BR/><BR/>Ha ha, Lammy. Like hiring a contractor but for real.<BR/><BR/>Puppy, maybe. Maybe not.<BR/><BR/>Very wise, Quilly.<BR/><BR/>Puppybrose, it's never to soon but let's remember the amoeba too.<BR/><BR/>Sar, I guess you didn't get the box I sent you to only nominate <B>one </B>member of the Waking Ambrose community per week?<BR/><BR/>Mushroom, win-win only if everyone stays bribed.<BR/><BR/>Squaregirl, I have to think it was you. What's her price?<BR/><BR/>Very pretty, Minka and very funny. Thanks for letting poet Minka pop out.<BR/><BR/>V.I. have you noticed the I.O.U. is never the bribe?<BR/><BR/>Crack, CJ! Crack cocaine! Come on, give me something.<BR/><BR/>Terry, they probably say that about feathers.<BR/><BR/>That's pretty funny, Poobah.<BR/><BR/>Welcome, Toi.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160092490880156342006-10-05T16:54:00.000-07:002006-10-05T16:54:00.000-07:00Oooooops!Moi done did forget to sign-in.Oooooops!<BR/><BR/>Moi done did forget to sign-in.https://www.blogger.com/profile/03037704048671379868noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160092353228140272006-10-05T16:52:00.000-07:002006-10-05T16:52:00.000-07:00Oh, moi digs that.I did a list of properly defined...Oh, moi digs that.<BR/><BR/>I did a list of properly defined U. S. of A. Holy Words awhile ago.<BR/><BR/>Cool blog.<BR/><BR/>Stay on Groovin' Safari,<BR/>TORAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160091216157426432006-10-05T16:33:00.000-07:002006-10-05T16:33:00.000-07:00For some reason, the only thing I can think of is ...For some reason, the only thing I can think of is "The Bribe of Frankenstein".<BR/><BR/>Maybe I can get Ahnold to play Frankenstein.Omnipotent Poobahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16902313824358840026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160083766178843192006-10-05T14:29:00.000-07:002006-10-05T14:29:00.000-07:00Peanuts are a marvelous bribe with which to lure b...Peanuts are a marvelous bribe with which to lure birds into my yard, for my own personal viewing pleasure.tsduffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06457805824149563737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160081952366720002006-10-05T13:59:00.000-07:002006-10-05T13:59:00.000-07:00Bribe - "Thea if you eat your lunch you can have a...Bribe - "Thea if you eat your lunch you can have a cookie for dessert." How I get my child to eat her lunch.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160079444781944802006-10-05T13:17:00.000-07:002006-10-05T13:17:00.000-07:00Bribe: A hamuburger offered on Tuesday, for payme...Bribe: A hamuburger offered on Tuesday, for payment todayThe Village Idiothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05643534117010031075noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160078698004884882006-10-05T13:04:00.000-07:002006-10-05T13:04:00.000-07:00Brian...and with a gentle smile she bribes rigth b...Brian...and with a gentle smile she bribes rigth back at him :)<BR/><BR/>bribe:<BR/><BR/>a smile to your lover<BR/>a tear to you father<BR/>a promise to yourselfMinkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04200778533362101678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160070293972429622006-10-05T10:44:00.000-07:002006-10-05T10:44:00.000-07:00What I want to know is who is responsible for brib...What I want to know is who is responsible for bribing Minka? This is probably the first time I commented here before her and it just doesn't feel the same.Alanahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03316244154670854155noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160069852013112882006-10-05T10:37:00.000-07:002006-10-05T10:37:00.000-07:00Bribe: the palm-grease that keeps the machine rol...<B>Bribe:</B> the palm-grease that keeps the machine rolling in your direction. The original 'win-win situation'.<BR/><BR/>(A and Indie: muahahahaha!!)The Mushroomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13466433750698090728noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160069126906152002006-10-05T10:25:00.000-07:002006-10-05T10:25:00.000-07:00Puppybrose - *wipes a tear* you make me so proud!Puppybrose - *wipes a tear* you make me so proud!Sarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00898887379236020609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160069039851097822006-10-05T10:23:00.000-07:002006-10-05T10:23:00.000-07:00Bribe: LOTS OF CHOCOLATE!Uh, that'd actually be an...<STRONG>Bribe:</STRONG> LOTS OF CHOCOLATE!<BR/><BR/>Uh, that'd actually be an inference to bribing me. <BR/><BR/>Now, what'll it take to get you fine folks over to my place to see who are current finalists are (*ahem* OC & Neva) and use my fancy schmancy new caption poll ~AND~ come join me at Pia's place where I'm her guest? Hmmm??Sarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00898887379236020609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160068858463952052006-10-05T10:20:00.000-07:002006-10-05T10:20:00.000-07:00Bribe: having someone at your buck and call.(by th...<B>Bribe</B>: having someone at your buck and call.<BR/><BR/>(by the way... is it too soon to start bribing folks for votes regarding this week's <A HREF="http://belleofthebrawl.blogspot.com/2006/10/come-play-with-me.html" REL="nofollow">Caption Contest</A>?)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160068029517322222006-10-05T10:07:00.000-07:002006-10-05T10:07:00.000-07:00Puppybrose -- I have a large enough family that I'...Puppybrose -- I have a large enough family that I've learned that lesson as well. I use my powers very judiciously.Charlene Amsdenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15417995779960967945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160066955745551742006-10-05T09:49:00.000-07:002006-10-05T09:49:00.000-07:00Bribe: hedge fundQuilldancer, that bribery door sw...<B>Bribe</B>: hedge fund<BR/><BR/>Quilldancer, that bribery door swings both ways, girlfriend! (just sayin'...)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160066369032985042006-10-05T09:39:00.000-07:002006-10-05T09:39:00.000-07:00Pay per doPay per doTom & Icyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02184377353312923689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160061747514126632006-10-05T08:22:00.000-07:002006-10-05T08:22:00.000-07:00Brian and Doug -- all good public school teachers ...Brian and Doug -- all good public school teachers know the value of both threats and bribery. I am no exception. However, since neither of you are currently 5th grade students, I was pleasantly surprised by your instant compliance. I am now reevaluating to scope of my influence.Charlene Amsdenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15417995779960967945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160059437048116642006-10-05T07:43:00.000-07:002006-10-05T07:43:00.000-07:00Actually, Doug, I was trying to sound intelligent....Actually, Doug, I was <I>trying</I> to sound intelligent... guess it didn't work very well.<BR/><BR/>SCThe Violent Vixenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08351019013297458991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160058305602690922006-10-05T07:25:00.000-07:002006-10-05T07:25:00.000-07:00Brian, you mean psychotropic medication is bribery...Brian, you mean psychotropic medication is bribery?<BR/><BR/>Yeah, Indie. How's that photo coming along?<BR/><BR/>Solace, "in association with?" You <I>are </I>young.<BR/><BR/>Good quote, Manchego. Maybe add "and the veil behind which the householder thinks she's the housekeeper."<BR/><BR/>a, you have no idea how cheaply this space can be bought, rented or borrowed. Bose, huh?<BR/><BR/>Puppybrose, a, I'm sure I have no idea what you're suggesting. If I did, I'd be laughing, though.<BR/><BR/>Kyahgirl, thanks for helping me maintain some order here. Good dog.<BR/><BR/>Quilldancer, the currency of impoverished blogging. Be right over.<BR/><BR/>Mule, you just think it's mesoamerican because of the exchange rate.<BR/><BR/>You bet your life, g.<BR/><BR/>Mo'a, it's a good question. Poetry for favors is the oldest transaction.<BR/><BR/>Brian, fish for favors is the second oldest.<BR/><BR/>Mireille, that's my leg.<BR/><BR/>O Ceallaigh, I'd like to believe its that subtle.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160058046468049932006-10-05T07:20:00.001-07:002006-10-05T07:20:00.001-07:00IMBRIBE, v. To suck up all the surrounding ... no...<B>IMBRIBE</B>, v. To suck up all the surrounding ... no, wait, that's <I><B>IMBIBE</B></I>. My apologies, Senator. My bad. Have another martini. Courtesy of my brother's construction company. Do spare him a thought when you can?<BR/><BR/>:)The amoebahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09997830489035965913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160058041301358852006-10-05T07:20:00.000-07:002006-10-05T07:20:00.000-07:00Under the table exchange of goods. No, not that. ...Under the table exchange of goods. No, not that. xoxomireillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02012296353550408831noreply@blogger.com