tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post116065185048577826..comments2024-01-31T00:52:30.471-08:00Comments on Waking Ambrose: DiagnosisDoug The Unahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160762160042994802006-10-13T10:56:00.000-07:002006-10-13T10:56:00.000-07:00Doug, that is a story fot for Central Snark one da...Doug, that is a story fot for Central Snark one day:) I manage the most impossible things in a hsort time span and an inch of a location ;)Minkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04200778533362101678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160752188217028382006-10-13T08:09:00.000-07:002006-10-13T08:09:00.000-07:00It's good medicine, isn't it Minka? Mormon tea, a...It's good medicine, isn't it Minka? Mormon tea, aloe vera and sarcasm are the sum of my medications. How did you get lost in a country the size of a convenience store?Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160751998158172182006-10-13T08:06:00.000-07:002006-10-13T08:06:00.000-07:00hey...when I got lost in Portugal...uh there is a ...hey...when I got lost in Portugal...uh there is a story!...I sunburned so badly, becuase I was running around all day looking for my grand parents place...a police car finally drove me home. Grams went into teh garden, broke a bit of an odd looking plant and smeared its sticky stuff all over me. Woke up next mornign with a beautiful teint and no pain.<BR/><BR/>here is "High Five" for Aloe Vera!Minkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04200778533362101678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160751266297847142006-10-13T07:54:00.000-07:002006-10-13T07:54:00.000-07:00Minka, I hear you. I see my doctor every half-dec...Minka, I hear you. I see my doctor every half-decade whether I need it or not and anything hurting, infamed or dangling but not missing gets aloe vera from my backyard.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160750781889933312006-10-13T07:46:00.000-07:002006-10-13T07:46:00.000-07:00In all seriousness, I hate doctors. I hate going t...In all seriousness, I hate doctors. I hate going there and on the rare occasion that happens you can see my mom tightly gripping on my arm and dragging me :)<BR/>But you have to give Icelanders that, while your daily doctors suck and always -without fail- suggest painkillers and a bit of rest to whatever symptoms you might drag into teh room, if you really need anything serious you get -regardless of your purse- all possible treatment available.<BR/><BR/>I like that about this country.<BR/><BR/>On an un-related note: I have to cut my toe nails and I am running out f excuses...Minkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04200778533362101678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160741600337475812006-10-13T05:13:00.000-07:002006-10-13T05:13:00.000-07:00Puppybrose, madness!No demerits, Logo. Only humil...Puppybrose, madness!<BR/><BR/>No demerits, Logo. Only humility is punishable.<BR/><BR/>That's OK, Cooper, I can make my own diagnosis.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160717822945265222006-10-12T22:37:00.000-07:002006-10-12T22:37:00.000-07:00I refuse to tell you my DIAGNOSIS.You're just goin...I refuse to tell you my DIAGNOSIS.<BR/><BR/>You're just going to have to guess.<BR/><BR/>That was brilliant though you must admmit even to yourself.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160711757785444932006-10-12T20:55:00.000-07:002006-10-12T20:55:00.000-07:00According to House, MD rating, its the stuff of ne...According to House, MD rating, its the stuff of network dream.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Showing up late and phoning it in, you threaten me with demerits Mr. Pascover and I tell you know, you will not like your prognosis.Logophilehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05791617221187190709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160710867067941192006-10-12T20:41:00.000-07:002006-10-12T20:41:00.000-07:00Diagnosis: all too frequently, a one word sentence...<B>Diagnosis</B>: all too frequently, a one word sentence.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160710132845927602006-10-12T20:28:00.000-07:002006-10-12T20:28:00.000-07:00actually, i was aiming for something more visceral...actually, i was aiming for something more visceral. but in the spirit of your take on my humble offering, i suppose the "punchline" would be the bill.<BR/><BR/>a: that was tasty. and oh-so-true!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160707177438931562006-10-12T19:39:00.000-07:002006-10-12T19:39:00.000-07:00Puppybrose, the punchline is usually the treatment...Puppybrose, the punchline is usually the treatment.<BR/><BR/>TLP the verifier pickde on the wrong gal this time.<BR/><BR/>Jamie Dawn, you've had more than most. I defer.<BR/><BR/>Puppybrose, How about the clinical confirmation of hypochondria?<BR/><BR/>Actonbell, maybe if you stop jogging and eating well.<BR/><BR/>I like that one, a.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160702686591401642006-10-12T18:24:00.000-07:002006-10-12T18:24:00.000-07:00Diagnosis: the last five minutes of an episode of ...Diagnosis: the last five minutes of an episode of "House". (Syn. <I>denouement</I>)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160700870772124872006-10-12T17:54:00.000-07:002006-10-12T17:54:00.000-07:00Diagnosis-hey, I don't have one! No one even asked...Diagnosis-hey, I don't have one! No one even asked if I wanted to buy one, either.<BR/><BR/>Great update!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160700020695045212006-10-12T17:40:00.000-07:002006-10-12T17:40:00.000-07:00Diagnosis: reality check.TLP: thank you! and, of c...<B>Diagnosis</B>: reality check.<BR/><BR/>TLP: thank you! and, of course, you're right. still, you saw how sweet she was, (anyone who hasn't can check out the caption contest <A HREF="http://belleofthebrawl.blogspot.com/2006/10/have-fun-while-im-gone.html" REL="nofollow">HERE</A>. heh heh), so you know what i'm up against. xoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160693802684040822006-10-12T15:56:00.000-07:002006-10-12T15:56:00.000-07:00Usually mostly bull crap.When one is diagnosed, on...Usually mostly bull crap.<BR/>When one is diagnosed, one hears, "You may or may not experience such and such, and you will most likely feel this or that, but don't hold me to that because I can't be sure. Now, please pay my outrageous fee in full before you leave. I have a new car payment to make."<BR/>Puh-leeeeeeze!Jamie Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11036600186909466411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160691824786494472006-10-12T15:23:00.000-07:002006-10-12T15:23:00.000-07:00Puppy: Grace is so last year. The prognostication ...Puppy: Grace is <I>so</I> last year. The prognostication from here is a big win for folks who either live on or visit this site. My conclusion is that you should shamelessly promote your entry.<BR/><BR/>wthswtlgv: What the heck is with these long word verifiers?TLPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02837578489728318423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160686780498310522006-10-12T13:59:00.000-07:002006-10-12T13:59:00.000-07:00Diagnosis: punchline?<B>Diagnosis</B>: punchline?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160684773707925092006-10-12T13:26:00.000-07:002006-10-12T13:26:00.000-07:00Nice reversal, Mule.Mireille, that's the differenc...Nice reversal, Mule.<BR/><BR/>Mireille, that's the difference between you and I. I'm ecstatic when I can get one or fewer.<BR/><BR/>Pia, I think we're all surprised when I'm brilliant.<BR/><BR/>More or less, TLP.<BR/><BR/>Mutha, swap the mirrors.<BR/><BR/>Jake, first rate definition, soldier. Good to see you back.<BR/><BR/>O Ceallaigh, leave it to you to make me think this through again. I wonder how the word comes from "Blended Knowledge." <BR/><BR/>Undoubtably yes, Mushroom.<BR/><BR/>V.I., the reason we pay them so much is to keep them out of our social circles.<BR/><BR/>Masil, you win the golden coin for syn-guestimation.<BR/><BR/>Mistress, six more weeks of summer.<BR/><BR/>Clever, Puppybrose.<BR/><BR/>Cheesemaster, that's the truth. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure but the copayment is double.<BR/><BR/>Puppybrose, if elected I will not serve. How about a Puppytoes/Teri ticket?<BR/><BR/>Jenna, remind me, the broken toe trips the gouged eye, right?<BR/><BR/>That's the only diagnosis you have to fear, Diane. If you can keep them to one Rx per Dx, you're doing fine.<BR/><BR/>Bierce never heard of Medicaid, Terry.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160684454275320002006-10-12T13:20:00.000-07:002006-10-12T13:20:00.000-07:00Oft times it makes no difference of purse... diagn...Oft times it makes no difference of purse... diagnosis comes with full physician expectation of payment without knowing the purse value.tsduffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06457805824149563737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160680125748833932006-10-12T12:08:00.000-07:002006-10-12T12:08:00.000-07:00I am oh-so familiar with this word. I have many. ...I am oh-so familiar with this word. I have many. and it seems that I accumulate more as time goes by. However, I can't complain, I haven't seen the Mortician yet. D :}FelineFriskyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17163109783015302548noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160678679703611042006-10-12T11:44:00.000-07:002006-10-12T11:44:00.000-07:00Diagnosis - usually decided by a "rocks-paper-sci...Diagnosis - usually decided by a "rocks-paper-scissors" method.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160677807336218922006-10-12T11:30:00.000-07:002006-10-12T11:30:00.000-07:00by the way, any thoughts on our prognosis for a st...by the way, any thoughts on our prognosis for a strong ONE-TWO finish in Sar's <A HREF="http://belleofthebrawl.blogspot.com/2006/10/have-fun-while-im-gone.html" REL="nofollow">CAPTION CONTEST</A> this week? <BR/><BR/>that said, i just received the most charming comment from fellow candidate, Teri, and suddenly i'm not feeling very competitive. it's tough to go for the comedy jugular in the midst of so much grace. not impossible, but still...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160676771604022272006-10-12T11:12:00.001-07:002006-10-12T11:12:00.001-07:00Pulse and purse...How true!I work in the health ca...Pulse and purse...<BR/>How true!<BR/>I work in the health care industry. <BR/>I also have numerous non life threatening conditions that I'd like to take care of, but my purse doesn't allow it!<BR/>If your purse doesn't allow it, the life threatening conditions are also allowed to continue threatening your life.<BR/>Great wisdom!Cie Cheesemeisterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14871507564733240927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160676765703939732006-10-12T11:12:00.000-07:002006-10-12T11:12:00.000-07:00Diagnosis: appraisal<B>Diagnosis</B>: appraisalAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-1160674622756136472006-10-12T10:37:00.000-07:002006-10-12T10:37:00.000-07:00And the prognosis doesn't look good either;)And the prognosis doesn't look good either;)Mistress Annahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11428012025518812829noreply@blogger.com