tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post3386360543550918075..comments2024-01-31T00:52:30.471-08:00Comments on Waking Ambrose: ApronDoug The Unahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-84452275439635283602007-06-10T16:43:00.000-07:002007-06-10T16:43:00.000-07:00WHich part, Nessa?Mutha, you make me feel like a p...WHich part, Nessa?<BR/><BR/>Mutha, you make me feel like a piece of wordmeat.<BR/><BR/>Haha, g.<BR/><BR/>Minka, I sure like it when you're dark.<BR/><BR/>Icy, I betcha someone converts it back.<BR/><BR/>TLP, what happened to shooting me at the airport? I liked that better.<BR/><BR/>Dddragon, I think you wear it when cooking eggs on a grill.<BR/><BR/>Actonbell, are her children?<BR/><BR/>Ariel, what do wild housewives wear?Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-64295639961963237352007-06-08T16:17:00.000-07:002007-06-08T16:17:00.000-07:00a domesticated housewife wears nothing but apron t...a domesticated housewife wears nothing but apron to make her husband happy. and maybe the plumber. and the gardener. on Thursdays.Ariel the Thiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15097086287609287362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-91623691174381148012007-06-08T15:04:00.000-07:002007-06-08T15:04:00.000-07:00Apron? What's an apron? I don't understand. Is it ...Apron? What's an apron? I don't understand. Is it associated with cooking? Then I don't have anything to contribute.dddragonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10912993089246289352noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-53142611258799681562007-06-08T15:03:00.000-07:002007-06-08T15:03:00.000-07:00Belly-button ring, bracelet, earrings, lipstick at...Belly-button ring, bracelet, earrings, lipstick at night...what's ya think is next Mutha? The dreaded <I>apron</I>?TLPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02837578489728318423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-54683369998400041182007-06-08T15:02:00.000-07:002007-06-08T15:02:00.000-07:00I converted my apron into a cape!I converted my apron into a cape!Tom & Icyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02184377353312923689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-20208757996099560602007-06-08T13:21:00.000-07:002007-06-08T13:21:00.000-07:00apron, cloak of submissionapron, cloak of submissionMinkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04200778533362101678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-13546681769901992362007-06-08T12:53:00.000-07:002007-06-08T12:53:00.000-07:00Doug's going to the penalty box I see. Don't forg...Doug's going to the penalty box I see. Don't forget your apron as you skip on over.Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16075495407192340894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-49177365036872185982007-06-08T12:14:00.000-07:002007-06-08T12:14:00.000-07:00I thought my belittling him with my cute comment w...I thought my belittling him with my cute comment was punishment enough -- especially after he called me sir.<BR/><BR/>I predict Doug will claim to wear no jewelry -- but I have faith he is wearing a belly-button ring as I type.Muthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03172749181642285989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-34053398633760080452007-06-08T11:41:00.000-07:002007-06-08T11:41:00.000-07:00So, Mutha, you're gonna let him serve his time at ...So, Mutha, you're gonna let him serve his time at home with just an ankle bracelet? (He probably doesn't wear jewelry either.)<BR/><BR/>I'll grant you that he's <I>cute.</I> Also smart. Sometimes even sweet. But the flag has been thrown, and the offense clearly shown on the replay, so there has to be a penalty.TLPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02837578489728318423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-29551719515126236062007-06-08T10:14:00.000-07:002007-06-08T10:14:00.000-07:00That's ok Doug, you're cute when you're defining.That's ok Doug, you're cute when you're defining.Muthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03172749181642285989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-72499931646367066362007-06-08T10:07:00.000-07:002007-06-08T10:07:00.000-07:00Apron: Part of a shrimp cocktail. Yummy.Apron: Part of a shrimp cocktail. Yummy.Nessahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07779269921583131094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-38364781508719099172007-06-08T09:06:00.000-07:002007-06-08T09:06:00.000-07:00Joel, that was wise. I think it's best that every...Joel, that was wise. I think it's best that everyone knows what the frying pans are for.<BR/><BR/>Haha, Neva. Nothing but Porsches, huh?<BR/><BR/>Quilly, with no planning whatsoever tomorrow's word starts with a, too. Hey, this makes the average of my fifth grade teachers a "C."<BR/><BR/>Not unfairly, Mutha. Good definition, though, sir.<BR/><BR/>Minka, every time I cook I look like Henri de Toulous-Lautrec.<BR/><BR/>Sar, and sanity is zoological. You get it from your dogs.<BR/><BR/>Minka, that's just sharp. Good job!<BR/><BR/>Haha, Elbot. That's how you know a robot. They're the ones that have had their torso touched.<BR/><BR/>Quilly, remember the strings can double as a noose.<BR/><BR/>Al, that's a kindness.<BR/><BR/>TLP, I plead guilty and justly scolded, little lady.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-70967460760411902782007-06-08T08:15:00.000-07:002007-06-08T08:15:00.000-07:00I'm with Mutha. Sexist to the max.Apron: extensi...I'm with Mutha. Sexist to the max.<BR/><BR/>Apron: extensive paved part of an airport immediately adjacent to the terminal area (where the dog will be terminated). <BR/><BR/>A garment used by real men, such as blacksmiths.TLPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02837578489728318423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-68720015935602752912007-06-08T08:08:00.000-07:002007-06-08T08:08:00.000-07:00Apron: When affixed to its lacey strings, or so th...<B>Apron:</B> When affixed to its lacey strings, or so the legend proclaims, no harm shall befall any Mom-tethered young son.<BR/><BR/>(At the same time, Mom mulls secret recipes for cooking and eating him on his 30th birthday.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-8541177035624423932007-06-08T07:18:00.000-07:002007-06-08T07:18:00.000-07:00When worn by a mother-in-law and attached to a hus...When worn by a mother-in-law and attached to a husband:<BR/><BR/><B>A</B>pparel<BR/><B>P</B>roven [a]<BR/><B>R</B>eliable<BR/><B>O</B>ffender [of]<BR/><B>N</B>ew brides.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-65287434844338921912007-06-08T06:53:00.000-07:002007-06-08T06:53:00.000-07:00Apron: a useful article of clothing for keeping fi...Apron: a useful article of clothing for keeping fingerprints off ones torso.Elbothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03323535782061601305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-87286370329094638372007-06-08T06:49:00.001-07:002007-06-08T06:49:00.001-07:00apron,n. prototype straight jacket, invented to co...apron,n. prototype straight jacket, invented to confine unwanted inclintationsMinkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04200778533362101678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-8509240225478626062007-06-08T06:49:00.000-07:002007-06-08T06:49:00.000-07:00Wow you go Mutha! *high five*I clearly recall my m...Wow you go Mutha! *high five*<BR/><BR/>I clearly recall my mom wearing always wearing a specific apron for both its function and rebellion. The front of her apron sported the saying, "insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids".Sarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00898887379236020609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-33652199854788440782007-06-08T06:41:00.000-07:002007-06-08T06:41:00.000-07:00apron,n. a piece of clothing designed to publicall...apron,n. a piece of clothing designed to publically display clumsinessMinkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04200778533362101678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-72288418550672335542007-06-08T06:03:00.000-07:002007-06-08T06:03:00.000-07:00Doug! I must throw the sexist flag on this one.Apr...Doug! I must throw the sexist flag on this one.<BR/><BR/>Apron: If you can't stand the symbolism get out of the kitchen.Muthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03172749181642285989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-33363500452556423662007-06-08T05:57:00.000-07:002007-06-08T05:57:00.000-07:00apron guuaranteed to have strings attached.You're ...<B>apron</B> guuaranteed to have strings attached.<BR/><BR/>You're certainly having an A+ week, Doug.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-35231879087764657702007-06-08T05:49:00.000-07:002007-06-08T05:49:00.000-07:00Apron: repellent and/or shackle.<B>Apron</B>: repellent and/or shackle.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-38454512361391571222007-06-08T05:45:00.000-07:002007-06-08T05:45:00.000-07:00aprons and station wagons, i hasten to add. ; )aprons <I>and</I> station wagons, i hasten to add. ; )Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-28046711090989131262007-06-08T05:40:00.000-07:002007-06-08T05:40:00.000-07:00Great new definiton...No rebellion or surrender in...Great new definiton...<BR/><BR/>No rebellion or surrender in our house...aprons classified as contraband from day one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-4083869168562998172007-06-08T05:36:00.000-07:002007-06-08T05:36:00.000-07:001st.1st.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com