tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post3391303038189816132..comments2024-01-31T00:52:30.471-08:00Comments on Waking Ambrose: RealityDoug The Unahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-57564862096708552682007-12-20T01:47:00.000-08:002007-12-20T01:47:00.000-08:00Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.Or so...Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.<BR/>Or so we said back in the daze.Cie Cheesemeisterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14871507564733240927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-33913961781633304952007-12-19T09:44:00.000-08:002007-12-19T09:44:00.000-08:00Kind of...yeah, it's been a long time.Kind of...yeah, it's been a long time.Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16075495407192340894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-79474987086985406022007-12-18T01:13:00.000-08:002007-12-18T01:13:00.000-08:00Reality -- pft. It's whatever I say it is, whethe...Reality -- pft. It's whatever I say it is, whether it is or not. Now, where <I>was</I> that looking glass?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-65844316322810589052007-12-17T20:10:00.000-08:002007-12-17T20:10:00.000-08:00"Reality - what a concept.""Reality - what a concept."Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16075495407192340894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-7976704333023126332007-12-17T18:45:00.000-08:002007-12-17T18:45:00.000-08:00Now this is a post that Schrödinger's cat could sc...Now this is a post that Schrödinger's cat could scratch. Keep up the obscurity, philosophical one. What else is there? xoxomireillehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02012296353550408831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-7311375554919911632007-12-17T13:30:00.000-08:002007-12-17T13:30:00.000-08:00Dang it!! (That's Jamie Dawn speaking, not Rev. JD...Dang it!! (That's Jamie Dawn speaking, not Rev. JD.)<BR/>REALITY hit hard and ruined a thus far nearly perfect day.<BR/>I had eaten two Schwartz candies (one mint & one vanilla), and all was right with the world.<BR/>THEN, my son barely made it home due to car trouble.<BR/>I just returned from the car fixer place, and we need a new radiator. <BR/>Dag Nabbit!!<BR/>Reality sucks sometimes, but chocolate makes it bearable.<BR/>May today's REALITY be kind to you.Jamie Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11036600186909466411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-82669957158539680732007-12-17T13:20:00.000-08:002007-12-17T13:20:00.000-08:00Neva, I believe you're first and no one's gonna te...Neva, I believe you're first and no one's gonna tell me different.<BR/><BR/>Mutha, "The buzz kill" is the truest, most concise definition anyone will come up with today, I think. Wish I'd been the one to think of it. Kind of bums me out that I might not have.<BR/><BR/>Not at all, Indie. I read about it in the newspaper.<BR/><BR/>Minka, what is it with visitors and misconstructions?<BR/><BR/>Not mine, Poobah.<BR/><BR/>Karma, if you're coy, I'm a carp.<BR/><BR/>Mo'a, if you say so.<BR/><BR/>Neva, it's a good thing our eyes age first, isn't it?<BR/><BR/>Weirsdo, or phrenology for the blind.<BR/><BR/>Ariel, that's poetic. I'm trying to guess if that's unusually sunny for you or dark.<BR/><BR/>Keep your distance, I always say, Jim.<BR/><BR/>Terry, I thought I was getting closer and closer to chirping.<BR/><BR/>JD, that sounds really cool. <BR/><BR/>So, Amoeba, <B>REALITY, </B><I>n. </I>Europe?<BR/><BR/>Icy, if you can't eat it...<BR/><BR/>Ariel, who's Icy eating today?Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-27510723708286795532007-12-17T12:57:00.000-08:002007-12-17T12:57:00.000-08:00Icy, she's the latest and the greatest of them all...Icy, she's the latest and the greatest of them all.Ariel the Thiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15097086287609287362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-12870746551886569922007-12-17T12:28:00.000-08:002007-12-17T12:28:00.000-08:00dinner.dinner.Tom & Icyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02184377353312923689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-20850221995603697922007-12-17T12:12:00.000-08:002007-12-17T12:12:00.000-08:00REALITY, n. That which is. As distinguised from ...<B>REALITY</B>, <I>n</I>. That which is. As distinguised from <B><I>TRUTH</I></B>, which is anything repeated often enough, Dr. Goebbels. Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Cheney. Was that <I>you?</I> I thought you were in Brussels trying to convince NATO that the (inevitable from the first) loss of Afghanistan is <I>their</I> fault, and not We the People's.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-18232507263984027272007-12-17T10:53:00.000-08:002007-12-17T10:53:00.000-08:00Reality for men: love handles, hair loss where yo...Reality for men: love handles, hair loss where you want hair and hair gain where you don't want hair, inability to do one-armed push ups.<BR/><BR/>Reality for women: no makeup and no hair color means yer bordering on butt ugly, AND there's always menopause to look forward to unless you've already been menopaused.<BR/><BR/>Blogstock '08 will be held in July at Cliff Morrow's farm in Nebraska. I plan to attend, and I will be bringing tye-dyed clothing for all attendees. I also asked to be on one of their July 4th floats, so I could wave backwards like the Queen of England does. My parents plan to come also which means there will be plently of nuts to go around. All blog buddies are invited. I plan to be there for the July 4th town festivities and then for the shindig at the Morrow's farm on the 5th. My mom's b-day is on the 6th, so we'll probably take her to McDonald's and Dairy Queen.<BR/>Here's a link for info about it:<BR/><A HREF="http://cliffmorrow.blogspot.com/2007/08/blogstock-08.html" REL="nofollow">Blogstock '08</A>Jamie Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11036600186909466411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-38523417051403299292007-12-17T10:17:00.000-08:002007-12-17T10:17:00.000-08:00The reality is that you Doug, are becoming more ob...The reality is that you Doug, are becoming more obscure in your updates than ever. I have to use the ole birdbrain harder than I used to in order to ponder an answer. And Puppy - yes, Reality Bites when examining the lightning-fast passing of the weekend.tsduffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06457805824149563737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-76778532535992741752007-12-17T09:57:00.000-08:002007-12-17T09:57:00.000-08:00Reality: I'm not too friendly with Reality. I of...Reality: I'm not too friendly with Reality. I often have to 'face her' and generally it is not a pleasant experience.<BR/><BR/>Reality: I don't like her (Reality's) TV shows either, except for the <I>Amazing Race.</I> That one is like an exciting travel show for me. We have been to a lot of those places that they go.<BR/>..Jimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982249173214655060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-24031616734603378262007-12-17T08:46:00.000-08:002007-12-17T08:46:00.000-08:00Reality, the only heaven.Reality, the only heaven.Ariel the Thiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15097086287609287362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-87140853583464894322007-12-17T06:31:00.000-08:002007-12-17T06:31:00.000-08:00Phenomenology for positivists.Phenomenology for positivists.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-10029351674314895392007-12-17T06:11:00.000-08:002007-12-17T06:11:00.000-08:00Reality: the check that's been mailed, the call th...<B>Reality</B>: the check that's been <I>mailed</I>, the call that <I>promised</I> to come, and/or all those "unscripted" television shows. [see also: the soft-focusing benefits of aging eyes peering into a mirror v. <I>photography</I>]Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-55111910793247941502007-12-17T06:01:00.000-08:002007-12-17T06:01:00.000-08:00Reality...and Truth...a mind trick...I Realy belie...Reality...and Truth...a mind trick...I Realy believe that and that's the Truth.Mo'ahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10422933577473828675noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-63992253430113512082007-12-17T05:46:00.000-08:002007-12-17T05:46:00.000-08:00coy am i as i come out of a fawgnow its about time...coy am i <BR/>as i come out of a fawg<BR/>now its about time<BR/>you got real, dawg<BR/><BR/>eyhxu: eyeing a sexy hunkAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09190480692312079052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-10226876933643290292007-12-17T05:26:00.000-08:002007-12-17T05:26:00.000-08:00reality: An opinionreality: An opinionOmnipotent Poobahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16902313824358840026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-31465162363573056372007-12-17T05:22:00.000-08:002007-12-17T05:22:00.000-08:00reality,n. a visitor usually unannounced jumping o...reality,n. a visitor usually unannounced jumping out from behind the curtain of misconstructionMinkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04200778533362101678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-20628939500459560512007-12-17T05:13:00.000-08:002007-12-17T05:13:00.000-08:00Reality?? I think you're making it up.Reality?? I think you're making it up.Indeterminacyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11112417911577798263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-90351456505472330192007-12-17T05:07:00.000-08:002007-12-17T05:07:00.000-08:00Reality: The Buzz Kill, The Thrill of being in the...Reality: The Buzz Kill, The Thrill of being in the present, the Fact (that what goes up, must come down, also waking up to several feet of frozen solid snow (see Massachusetts).Muthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03172749181642285989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-61659097055133164062007-12-17T04:42:00.000-08:002007-12-17T04:42:00.000-08:00Reality: that which is whether we want to believe ...<B>Reality</B>: that which <I>is</I> whether we want to believe it, or not.<BR/><BR/>FIRST!<BR/><BR/>is the weekend over? wow. where was i? ;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com