tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post4568483875271272093..comments2024-01-31T00:52:30.471-08:00Comments on Waking Ambrose: SawDoug The Unahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-30999823477026814612007-11-16T05:57:00.000-08:002007-11-16T05:57:00.000-08:00I think you're both brilliant on this one.The earl...I think you're both brilliant on this one.<BR/><BR/>The early bird deserves the worm.Hobbeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17371953652907423093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-72197609878339030442007-11-14T06:29:00.000-08:002007-11-14T06:29:00.000-08:00Kyah, Ambrose Bierce was a catalyst for wisdom.Act...Kyah, Ambrose Bierce was a catalyst for wisdom.<BR/><BR/>Actonbell, I'm reluctant to see Saw II.<BR/><BR/>I can imagine, Jamie Dawn. This is why most of us don't listen to teenagers.<BR/><BR/>Karma, I do enjoy a new pun. Good one.<BR/><BR/>Indie, I second Mutha.<BR/><BR/>Mutha, I second you.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-26432661183476492032007-11-14T05:47:00.000-08:002007-11-14T05:47:00.000-08:00Dang Indie! That's a good one. The coleslaw is wha...Dang Indie! That's a good one. The coleslaw is what clinched it for me.Muthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03172749181642285989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-76869494717130700262007-11-14T00:40:00.000-08:002007-11-14T00:40:00.000-08:00Shaw saw sauces by the coleslaw.Shaw saw sauces by the coleslaw.Indeterminacyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11112417911577798263noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-53309895578076473892007-11-13T18:17:00.000-08:002007-11-13T18:17:00.000-08:00i guess you're pretty saw after the beating you go...i guess you're pretty <I>saw</I> after the beating you got on your birthday, right?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09190480692312079052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-85475111787205417962007-11-13T17:06:00.000-08:002007-11-13T17:06:00.000-08:00Nice poem.Saw: I saw the first Saw movie after my...Nice poem.<BR/><BR/>Saw: I saw the first Saw movie after my son begged and begged for me to watch it with him. <BR/>It was hitonious.Jamie Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11036600186909466411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-44081157244841848222007-11-13T14:43:00.000-08:002007-11-13T14:43:00.000-08:00Really enjoyed the curmudgeonly twist on the old s...Really enjoyed the curmudgeonly twist on the old saws!Kyahgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04496268340516243071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-81081522051090258142007-11-13T14:16:00.000-08:002007-11-13T14:16:00.000-08:00Minka, if time were a towel, we'd all be dry. Tha...Minka, if time were a towel, we'd all be dry. Thanks for taking a stab at the indecipherable first version.<BR/><BR/>TLP, old age wisdom is over-rated by the young.<BR/><BR/>Minka, the paragon of unintended consequences?<BR/><BR/>Pia, hand saws are for rusting.<BR/><BR/>Thanks ok, Mutha. I didn't have much either.<BR/><BR/>Jim, but have you ever seen one?<BR/><BR/>Icy, when I do carpentry you'd rather be the board.<BR/><BR/>Thanks, Terry. That beat a peck in the eye.<BR/><BR/>Amoeba, that was spectacularly well done.<BR/><BR/>Neva, you and Jack are always welcome.<BR/><BR/>Hahaha, Nessa. Nice.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-55329263977939000392007-11-13T13:58:00.000-08:002007-11-13T13:58:00.000-08:00I cried because I had no shoes until I saw the man...I cried because I had no shoes until I saw the man who was wearing Bozo shoes.Nessahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07779269921583131094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-19501833175247589712007-11-13T12:52:00.000-08:002007-11-13T12:52:00.000-08:00SAW: cutting edge truthy-ism, pasted into the Big ...<B>SAW</B>: cutting edge truthy-ism, pasted into the Big Book of Life-ish.<BR/><BR/>sorry, i came, i <B>saw</B>, i laughed at these definitions, and then... my mind went blank. oh, i flashed on a line from Jack Handey about shoving Life's Lemons down someone's throat, but then i <B>saw</B> something shiny, and wondered if that might work, just as well. ; )Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-623483688404290402007-11-13T12:01:00.000-08:002007-11-13T12:01:00.000-08:00SAW, n. Hindsight. Which, despite the old saw, i...<B>SAW</B>, <I>n</I>. Hindsight. Which, despite the old saw, is not always 20-20. See <A HREF="http://www.npr.org/news/images/2007/nov/12/then_now.html" REL="nofollow">1973</A>.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-87353682089118098722007-11-13T11:56:00.000-08:002007-11-13T11:56:00.000-08:00A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.I c...<I>A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.</I><BR/><BR/>I can bring you a sweet song, or a peck in the eye. What's it worth?<BR/><BR/>There are no <B>Saw</B> Whet owls in my neck of the woods.<BR/><BR/>I absolutly love your poem by Emil Gam.tsduffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06457805824149563737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-34028074954407219572007-11-13T10:09:00.000-08:002007-11-13T10:09:00.000-08:00I'd rather be a saw than a board.I'd rather be a saw than a board.Tom & Icyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02184377353312923689noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-21477878107950690492007-11-13T09:52:00.000-08:002007-11-13T09:52:00.000-08:00Oh.Saw: I come, I see; I came, I saw.[I've heard ...Oh.<BR/><BR/>Saw: <BR/>I come, I see; <BR/>I came, I saw.<BR/><BR/>[I've heard of <B>saw</B>bucks too.]<BR/>..Jimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02982249173214655060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-84319258492399045732007-11-13T09:34:00.000-08:002007-11-13T09:34:00.000-08:00And don't forget the haunting melodies that can be...And don't forget the haunting melodies that can be coaxed from it with a bow...Okay...I got nothin.Muthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03172749181642285989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-57898199792943754792007-11-13T08:36:00.000-08:002007-11-13T08:36:00.000-08:00Saw: if i had one it would be rusted and not workI...Saw: if i had one it would be rusted and not work<BR/><BR/>I saw that this is a distinct possiblity. Saw doesn't sound proper in that sentence however...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-51198021671654880492007-11-13T06:12:00.000-08:002007-11-13T06:12:00.000-08:00saw,n. a tool demonstrating that nagging does work...saw,n. a tool demonstrating that nagging does work. Continious and even pressure applied, the thickest trunk will have to give in eventually. When falling over though, it'll take anybody and everything down with it.Minkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04200778533362101678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-23976893994283329632007-11-13T05:33:00.000-08:002007-11-13T05:33:00.000-08:00That's "what's not whats. No old age wisdom here....That's "<I>what's</I> not whats. No old age wisdom here.TLPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02837578489728318423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-80614870722738398122007-11-13T05:12:00.000-08:002007-11-13T05:12:00.000-08:00A very merry un-birthday to you.I see you're up ea...A very merry un-birthday to you.<BR/><BR/>I see you're up early today. <I>See,</I> <B>saw</B>, whats the difference?TLPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02837578489728318423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-25680755970524849772007-11-13T05:10:00.000-08:002007-11-13T05:10:00.000-08:00That is a lot of information to get in 30 seconds....That is a lot of information to get in 30 seconds.<BR/><BR/>"Of two evils choose to be the least." I like that!<BR/><BR/>If time were a towel, space would have to be wet, otherwise there'd be no continuum!<BR/>I guess it would just rain a lot...Minkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04200778533362101678noreply@blogger.com