tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post5188267305148146597..comments2024-01-31T00:52:30.471-08:00Comments on Waking Ambrose: DiaryDoug The Unahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-3770847781139294872007-09-12T05:13:00.000-07:002007-09-12T05:13:00.000-07:00Neva, I so am.TLP, thankfully, I speak goof fluent...Neva, I so am.<BR/><BR/>TLP, thankfully, I speak goof fluently.<BR/><BR/>Oscar, that's why it's so important to be Earnest.<BR/><BR/>Anyone but the diarist, Cooper. And the blogger.<BR/><BR/>Nice, Wombat! That's probably why we fool ourselves better than anyone can fool us.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-61202052559805737902007-09-11T22:05:00.000-07:002007-09-11T22:05:00.000-07:00Diary: Wherein one uses the truth to lie to thems...Diary: Wherein one uses the truth to lie to themselvesAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17915186427167408768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-57534094981553769092007-09-11T21:36:00.000-07:002007-09-11T21:36:00.000-07:00No really it's not the original My Space it's the ...No really it's not the original My Space it's the original Live Journal and most of those too, were kept locked. The peeks inside were truly frightening though and sadly not made up.<BR/><BR/>I never kept a locked diary just a journal so I guess Doug's definition was right...who knows the truth? Certainly not the diarist.Cooperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02465484210397122019noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-39780884603640735932007-09-11T20:49:00.000-07:002007-09-11T20:49:00.000-07:00Cecily: You see, it is simply a very young girl's ...Cecily: You see, it is simply a very young girl's record of her own thoughts and impressions, and consequently meant for publication. . . .Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-32497757151439651442007-09-11T20:47:00.000-07:002007-09-11T20:47:00.000-07:00No, no, no Doug! I make chocolate shakes out of j...No, no, no Doug! I make chocolate shakes out of journals! *sigh* Communication is such a fragile thing.TLPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02837578489728318423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-37903708915776430772007-09-11T19:43:00.000-07:002007-09-11T19:43:00.000-07:00so what you're saying is: Nessa's comment was udde...so what you're saying is: Nessa's comment was <I>udderly</I> hilarious? (it was... it really was. TLP's, too!) ; )<BR/><BR/><B>Diary</B>: the original MySpace.<BR/><BR/>(yeah yeah, i know... just be glad i didn't opt for a really bad Anne Frank joke here.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-12909482821732244022007-09-11T19:08:00.000-07:002007-09-11T19:08:00.000-07:00Aral, you were so very nearly a perfect little pri...Aral, you were so very nearly a perfect little princess, weren't you? Tragic.<BR/><BR/>Nessa, I very nearly made the same mistake copying it over. Good thing I read the definition.<BR/><BR/>TLP, no wonder you're so discrete. Youwrote your most secret thoughts on an udder! I bet the farmer laughed at you, didn't he? You poor thing.<BR/><BR/>Mutha, you know I actually feel a little better that I got that wrong.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-25727850681169506882007-09-11T18:36:00.000-07:002007-09-11T18:36:00.000-07:00Doug: It was actually Desi Arnez Jr.!!Doug: It was actually Desi Arnez Jr.!!Muthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03172749181642285989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-71067459810852634852007-09-11T17:51:00.000-07:002007-09-11T17:51:00.000-07:00LOL Goldennib. I don't know if I'm laughing with ...LOL Goldennib. I don't know if I'm laughing with you, or if you're laughing <B>at</B> me, but I really can mix up words like dairy and diary.TLPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02837578489728318423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-41536089399594885362007-09-11T17:45:00.000-07:002007-09-11T17:45:00.000-07:00Dairy: The place where cows live. Huh? What's that...Dairy: The place where cows live. <BR/><BR/>Huh? What's that? Oh. Sorry. The dyslexia reared its ugly head. I was wondering what everyone else was talking about.Nessahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07779269921583131094noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-82946844899144585322007-09-11T16:47:00.000-07:002007-09-11T16:47:00.000-07:00Very nice post, yes. I actually had a diary in th...Very nice post, yes. I actually had a diary in the 4th grade, and I ACTUALLY used to start with "Dear Diary,". Geez.Lilahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12068609044580667767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-46218971303116594362007-09-11T15:06:00.000-07:002007-09-11T15:06:00.000-07:00Minka, your definition makes me think of Captain K...Minka, your definition makes me think of Captain Kirk for some reason.<BR/><BR/>TLP, it's not too late to start.<BR/><BR/>Pia, keeping a diary online is like walking naked into church. The best you can hope for is no one noticed. The worst, too.<BR/><BR/>Neva, I miss my teeth.<BR/><BR/>Mutha, Davey Jones from The Monkees?<BR/><BR/>Karma, the only book where the reader knows the end.<BR/><BR/>Sar, kinda, yeah.<BR/><BR/>Kyah, not everyone learns to write but everyone finally learns shame.<BR/><BR/>Diet, Amoeba?<BR/><BR/>Jamie Dawn, I forgot to get Jason's number. Is he in the book?<BR/><BR/>Ariel, put those definitions together and you have a rose-colored mirror. I think that's about right.<BR/><BR/>Quilly, it has to start somewhere.<BR/><BR/>Cindra, can I look forward to Quilly's post on that? I expect she'll be the victim and Brooke the perpetrator but you ain't free yet.<BR/><BR/>Ariel, whaaaaa?Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-42447895108661863712007-09-11T13:36:00.000-07:002007-09-11T13:36:00.000-07:00Almond and laser results in the best nuts in Calif...Almond and laser results in the best nuts in California. I can harldy wait for Christmas.Ariel the Thiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15097086287609287362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-57104387355709237322007-09-11T13:27:00.000-07:002007-09-11T13:27:00.000-07:00Diary, an excellent blackmail toolDiary, an excellent blackmail toolAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-70025933859172425342007-09-11T12:46:00.000-07:002007-09-11T12:46:00.000-07:00diary n. first person revisionist history<B>diary</B> <I>n.</I> first person revisionist historyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-77032807668046042592007-09-11T11:44:00.001-07:002007-09-11T11:44:00.001-07:00diary, mirror for the mind.diary, mirror for the mind.Ariel the Thiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15097086287609287362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-58964887433875127482007-09-11T11:44:00.000-07:002007-09-11T11:44:00.000-07:00diary, recording of things in the way they should ...diary, recording of things in the way they should have happened.Ariel the Thiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15097086287609287362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-34879746523508405752007-09-11T10:37:00.000-07:002007-09-11T10:37:00.000-07:00Thanks to you and Quilly for reminding me of the m...Thanks to you and Quilly for reminding me of the movie: Lethal Weapon 2.<BR/><BR/>Diary: Temporary secret keeper.<BR/><BR/>The problem is that those secrets will most likely be read by someone, usually a brother. <BR/>Diaries are like those "private" naked pics people take. They aren't gonna stay private forever.<BR/>Anna Nicole Smith kept a diary. I've see excerpts of it on TV, which proves my point.Jamie Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11036600186909466411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-85653835245971594392007-09-11T09:28:00.000-07:002007-09-11T09:28:00.000-07:00If a diary is an account of someone's life, then i...If a <I>diary</I> is an account of someone's <I>life</I>, then is a <I>livery</I> an account of someone's ...<BR/><BR/>... caffeine. must have caffeine ...<BR/><BR/>;)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-73972616546053709072007-09-11T09:06:00.000-07:002007-09-11T09:06:00.000-07:00Love your update!Diary=blog for some.....those see...Love your update!<BR/><BR/>Diary=blog for some.....those seem to be the ones that always end up blown away after awhile.Kyahgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04496268340516243071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-39634409361925783002007-09-11T07:22:00.000-07:002007-09-11T07:22:00.000-07:00Diary: Doug Drones On, before the Diogenes era.<STRONG>Diary:</STRONG> Doug Drones On, before the Diogenes era.Sarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00898887379236020609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-89008642949765664802007-09-11T07:20:00.000-07:002007-09-11T07:20:00.000-07:00"Diary: a very dangerous object. Think twice. Writ...<EM>"Diary: a very dangerous object. <STRONG>Think twice. Write once.</STRONG>"</EM><BR/><BR/>BRAVO TLP!Sarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00898887379236020609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-46627236812321134202007-09-11T07:12:00.000-07:002007-09-11T07:12:00.000-07:00the only book in which the author has no idea of t...the only book in which the author has no idea of the end<BR/><BR/>inqudd: inky squidAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09190480692312079052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-18964067536243581912007-09-11T07:02:00.000-07:002007-09-11T07:02:00.000-07:00Does anyone remember when Marcia lost her diary on...Does anyone remember when Marcia lost her diary on the Brady Bunch? Ten pointsd to anyone who knows which celebrity Marcia wanted to be married to as was revealed in the diary after it was (WHAT!!??) sent to the rummage sale by mistake.Muthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03172749181642285989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-19164226913549958532007-09-11T06:52:00.000-07:002007-09-11T06:52:00.000-07:00Diary: confession and/or evidence. [see also: hind...<B>Diary</B>: confession and/or <I>evidence</I>. [see also: hindsight armed with teeth]<BR/><BR/>have to say Bierce's poem was pretty damn awesome. <I>also</I> have to say your update was, too. ; )Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com