tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post7350370663244793110..comments2024-01-31T00:52:30.471-08:00Comments on Waking Ambrose: ParricideDoug The Unahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-32567855415767229582007-11-07T10:25:00.000-08:002007-11-07T10:25:00.000-08:00Morgan, for my work as a precinct officer, I get $...Morgan, for my work as a precinct officer, I get $50 for 15 hours of work. If everyone followed my example unemployment wouldn't exist.Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-18176707885037542172007-11-07T10:07:00.000-08:002007-11-07T10:07:00.000-08:00Doug, stop that! If we all spent our days in self...Doug, stop that! If we all spent our days in selfless acts of civic duty for the welfare of other what kind of world would this become? ... Jail guards and military leaders would plug up the unemployment lines. Strangers might meet. The media would have nothing to report.I Dive At Nighthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16726422679358658819noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-41919711564906714982007-11-07T05:28:00.000-08:002007-11-07T05:28:00.000-08:00Regressa, hermanita!Neva, misery is a circle with ...Regressa, hermanita!<BR/><BR/>Neva, misery is a circle with an arrow, isn't it?<BR/><BR/>Thank you, Karma. That was swell!<BR/><BR/>Thank you, Jamie Dawn. Amen. The raving Ann Coulter-looking conspiracy theorist/doctor/voter didn't show up yesterday to insult the precinct boards as representatives of the evil of stuppid government. That made the day nicer.<BR/><BR/>Right, g. Or when deciding who washes and who dries.<BR/><BR/>Mutha, do you hear footsteps?<BR/><BR/>TLP, you're such a naughty girl.<BR/><BR/>Gapsetty gasp, Miz B. Sigh, I guess not.<BR/><BR/>Karma, that's just sick.<BR/><BR/>Subtle, Amoeba. Well done.<BR/><BR/>Hahaha, Quill.<BR/><BR/>Not to fear, Mutha. I was.<BR/><BR/>Ariel, you sure have taken the spirit of the day.<BR/><BR/>You're right, TLP. I should have. And you should have known better than to think I'd rescue you with censorship.<BR/><BR/>Nope, Neva, You aren't the only one. As a child I stared under my bed for monsters, but when I grew up I put away my childish things and stared at Pamela Anderson for the same purpose.<BR/><BR/>OE, you secret agents have all the fun.<BR/><BR/>That's funny, Neva. I knew those kids were up to no good.<BR/><BR/>Wasn't that good, Terry? May your Friday Sushi be almost as raw.<BR/><BR/>Actonbell, the holidey season is upon us, after all.<BR/><BR/>Minka, that's just true.<BR/><BR/>Excellent question, Quilly. *burp*<BR/><BR/>G, it's a fine dysphemism.<BR/><BR/>Cooper, try 9%, not counting absentees.<BR/><BR/>Pop, you haven't checked the closet yet, have you?Doug The Unahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753071669562594194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-77411286989715484172007-11-06T21:43:00.000-08:002007-11-06T21:43:00.000-08:00[Doug's dad] Alive, well, and hiring body guards[Doug's dad] Alive, well, and hiring body guardsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-42958491650116742222007-11-06T21:28:00.000-08:002007-11-06T21:28:00.000-08:00Ifyour local election is a crowded as ours you'll ...Ifyour local election is a crowded as ours you'll have had a fine 17% turnout.<BR/><BR/>parricide: Though I've read much of parricide I think rarely of it. One of those terms which seem to pop up during the holiday season.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-41470155311164711842007-11-06T20:33:00.000-08:002007-11-06T20:33:00.000-08:00Quilly, that's an interesting question...election ...Quilly, that's an interesting question...election day clerking? That what they're calling it nowadays?Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16075495407192340894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-10416275811653241112007-11-06T20:09:00.000-08:002007-11-06T20:09:00.000-08:00Uhm -- I was just wondering, has anyone heard from...Uhm -- I was just wondering, has anyone heard from the Dawg's parents lately?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-9210735386818652122007-11-06T18:43:00.000-08:002007-11-06T18:43:00.000-08:00parricide, n. the way of the parasiteparricide, n. the way of the parasiteMinkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04200778533362101678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-8124740026035789282007-11-06T17:35:00.000-08:002007-11-06T17:35:00.000-08:00Oh, Neva - that just got to me. I think I love you...Oh, Neva - that just got to me. I think I love you. I've got to say sushi never made me spout about Susan Dey and crew... ha ha ha. Yikes! I think you just might have the word of the day though with temparracide. I'm going to try it on Friday and let you know.tsduffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06457805824149563737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-72220476837637266902007-11-06T17:24:00.000-08:002007-11-06T17:24:00.000-08:00Parricide: enabling the tree to fall far from the ...<B>Parricide</B>: enabling the tree to fall far from the apple. or is it the <I>pear</I>?<BR/><BR/><B>Partridgicide</B>: death by Shirley Jones/David Cassidy/Danny Bonaduce & Company.<BR/><BR/>aieee. i had sushi for lunch, not sure i can be held responsible for anything i say today! thinking i might be suffering from "temparracide" (spicy crunchy tuna roll) oy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-24351132282083326312007-11-06T16:05:00.000-08:002007-11-06T16:05:00.000-08:00Parricide: An official cause of cultural death ca...Parricide: An official cause of cultural death caused by a trip to FranceThe OEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07107200942428647144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-28633525268757768982007-11-06T15:46:00.000-08:002007-11-06T15:46:00.000-08:00Parracide: death by boob job?just saying... giant ...<B>Parracide</B>: death by boob job?<BR/><BR/><I>just saying</I>... giant knockers could really do damage to someone like, say, Pamela Anderson, should she go out running sans bra. or am I the only one who thinks those gigantic things look scary? ; )Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-58334029850620834062007-11-06T15:19:00.000-08:002007-11-06T15:19:00.000-08:00Of course Karma! And Ariel is doing well, I must ...Of course Karma! And Ariel is doing well, I must say.<BR/><BR/>Parricide: Britney showing her pair inside as she steps out of a taxi.<BR/><BR/>(It's all okay. Doug can delete these comments. He should know better than tell us he was going to be gone all day.)TLPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02837578489728318423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-14010465450460678972007-11-06T13:33:00.000-08:002007-11-06T13:33:00.000-08:00Parricide, a man that wear a condom.Parricide, a man that wear a condom.Ariel the Thiefhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15097086287609287362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-53204379519611001852007-11-06T09:44:00.000-08:002007-11-06T09:44:00.000-08:00"carrer"? Career!"carrer"? Career!Muthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03172749181642285989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-60538617670504662812007-11-06T09:43:00.000-08:002007-11-06T09:43:00.000-08:00I am game and the Paris Hilton bend appeals to me ...I am game and the Paris Hilton bend appeals to me (although Puppy's definition yesterday will be VERY hard to beat).<BR/><BR/>Parricide: What one does to one's "carrer" when one gets sent to jail and then claims enlightment...did I mention you need to be born dumb?Muthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03172749181642285989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-76243364419486320562007-11-06T09:04:00.000-08:002007-11-06T09:04:00.000-08:00I am certain that that pun was cruel enough that e...I am certain that that pun was cruel enough that everybody is now cringing -- which means my work here is done.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-74904305567949566732007-11-06T09:02:00.000-08:002007-11-06T09:02:00.000-08:00PARRICIDE n. what happens every time I play golf.<B>PARRICIDE</B> <I>n.</I> what happens every time I play golf.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-62071257012590924232007-11-06T08:43:00.000-08:002007-11-06T08:43:00.000-08:00PARRICIDE, n. Proof that, in swordplay, a good of...<B>PARRICIDE</B>, <I>n</I>. Proof that, in swordplay, a good offense is the best defense.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-29555828541092322112007-11-06T08:41:00.000-08:002007-11-06T08:41:00.000-08:00TLP, can i play too? parricide: Paris Hilton bares...TLP, can i play too? <BR/><BR/>parricide: Paris Hilton bares her side<BR/><BR/>haha chicaAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09190480692312079052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-48637883593000275072007-11-06T08:26:00.000-08:002007-11-06T08:26:00.000-08:00Dios mio! Step out to teach a class and return to...Dios mio! Step out to teach a class and return to find a parrot massacre!<BR/><BR/>Can we say *GASPETTY GASP*???Miz BoheMiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12684634451330079565noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-85638378157950429672007-11-06T08:21:00.000-08:002007-11-06T08:21:00.000-08:00Side dish of a popular fruit.Hey Puppy and Mutha! ...Side dish of a popular fruit.<BR/><BR/>Hey Puppy and Mutha! The dawg's away so we can play. There MUST be a dirty definition for this word. <I>Bueller? Anybody?</I>TLPhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02837578489728318423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-13863406951346363702007-11-06T07:48:00.000-08:002007-11-06T07:48:00.000-08:00Doug posts a Greek tragedy word and then skips blo...Doug posts a Greek tragedy word and then skips blogsville...Interesting -- especially since he is the Daddy of this here blog.<BR/><BR/>heh heh hehMuthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03172749181642285989noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-28622853223325183502007-11-06T07:40:00.000-08:002007-11-06T07:40:00.000-08:00Parricide: Another thought to weigh when asked fo...Parricide: Another thought to weigh when asked for the car keys.Ghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16075495407192340894noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11152564.post-72497316514715438232007-11-06T07:27:00.000-08:002007-11-06T07:27:00.000-08:00Parricide is when a parrot kills itself usually by...Parricide is when a parrot kills itself usually by one of two methods:<BR/><BR/>1. Drowning<BR/>2. Eating crackers until the stomach explodes<BR/><BR/>I will refrain from being cruel to the other commenters. I wouldn't want to add any more fat to their hearts. May you enjoy your day of clerking, and may all forms of cruelty escape you. Selah.Jamie Dawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11036600186909466411noreply@blogger.com