Friday, May 13, 2005

Presentable

Presentable, adj. Hideously appareled after the manner of the time and place.

In Boorioboola-Gha a man is presentable on occasions of ceremony if he have his abdomen painted a bright blue and wear a cow's tail; in New York he may, if it please him, omit the paint, but after sunset he must wear two tails made of the wool of a sheep and dyed black.

2005 Update: Wearing underwear, if at all, beneath one's clothes and smelling passably sober.

17 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:59 AM

    How far we've come.

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  2. Presentable, adj. Cleanly rinsed and shaven for the slaughter.

    Stuffing is optional

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  3. Professor Weirsdo, ironically I'm nostalgic for higher standards of hygiene and dress even though I never looked right and don't today.

    Gabriel, as always, great contribution.

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  4. Hi, I'm here from Blog Explosion, just wanted to say hi!

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  5. Anonymous1:03 PM

    smelling sober= a challenge but the tails are probably a breeze

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  6. Livinglikekings, welcome back. Nice to see you again.

    Hi, Braidwood.

    andria, I guess it all depends on how much you want to be presentable.

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  7. Anonymous3:49 PM

    Hey Hey! This is good news, I'm presentable after all!

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  8. Sure, Lenwood. It's all a matter of setting the right standard.

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  9. Anonymous9:03 PM

    Meeting the expectations of those you expect to meet. By the way, Doug, thanks for the books (that was truly cool of you).

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  10. Not at all, Comfort Addict, I got a great post on a hard word and reeled in a first-rate commenter. The books were just bait.

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  11. Mrs. Weirsdo is not a professor. My cousin Dr. Minnie Strator and her had words. Mrs. Weirsdo is hard to get along with.
    DR. Weirsdo is still a professor. He had that tenure thingy.

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  12. speaking and looking good so much so that others would follow.

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  13. Pansi, thank you for clarifying. I thought Weirsdo was Dr. Weirsdo and Mrs. Weisdo was Mrs. Weirsdo. You are a sunbeam on a cave painting.

    Sree, your standards are so much higher than mine.

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  14. Karma, you're always presentable.

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  15. One out of two ok? ;)

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  16. Atalanta, of course, but if you drink, no golden apples.

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