Saturday, June 11, 2005

Medicine

Medicine, n. A stone flung down the Bowery to kill a dog in Broadway.

2005 Update: Law, as practiced in a white coat.

21 comments:

  1. Good one. Sometimes medicine can be a nostrum for the nose.

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  2. Anonymous2:09 PM

    if i could get something hard those white coats might be worth all the grief but most likely not

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  3. I always heard that the expression "kill the dog" meant to let a fart.

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  4. Tan Lucy, having just looked up "nostrum" I agree.

    Andria, that should be easy.

    Icy, that seems random even for a talking dog.

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  5. This is an very intriquing site.

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  6. Really, I can't top that one, Doug.

    Well done.

    )+(

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  7. Laura, thank you. Stop by again.

    Gabriel, I'm relieved to hear you say that. I was afraid today was obtuse even for me. Thanks.

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  8. yet another single sided solution!

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  9. Sreekesh, a 7% solution?

    Inky, yes, absolutely considering I caught you mid-rant.

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  10. Medicine has its office, it does its share and does it well; but without hope back of it, its forces are crippled and only the physician's verdict can create that hope when the facts refuse to create it. - Mark Twain

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  11. yet, a spoonful will do the trick

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  12. ... of sugar i mean!

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  13. Sar, that's a great quote from Twain. It should come right after the Hippocratic oath.

    Karma, in your case the sugar is silent and assumed.

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  14. Anonymous11:53 AM

    A substance to entertain the patient while nature takes its course.

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  15. Perfect, Comfort Addict

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  16. Great site- really enjoying your updated Ambrose Beirce.

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  17. Anonymous8:54 PM

    Ouch!

    Linking you on my site!

    I think people will enjoy!

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  18. Anonymous10:09 PM

    great site. i've always been interested in the devil's dictionary...

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  19. Thank you, stormwind. I see we do similar work in the same town. What are you doing with a sense of humor?

    Morningdew, bless you and thanks.

    Thanks, Lando. Glad to hear this site suits your interests.

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  20. My doctor...bless his fussy, imperious heart...will love this one :-)

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  21. Well, he should get a taste of his own.

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