Homeopathist, n. The humorist of the medical profession.
2005 Update: A medicinal chemist who relies on the theory that like cures like and the assumption that the patient is a fool. The homeopathist, who also propounds the efficacy of extreme dilution and the memory of water is highly sought after for bartending.
Woohooo, something good out of being up this hatefully early in the morning.
ReplyDeletehomeopathist-somebody who can no longer afford the high cost of prescription drugs.
homeopathist - the guy who couldn't even get into medical school in the Dominican Republic.
ReplyDeleteHomeopathist,n (Original meaning: beat it to the front door): A doctor and dog owner.
ReplyDeleteThe first step in treatment is to be bitten by the doctor's dog. In step two the doctor sells you a hair of the dog that bit you.
Huh? It's Monday already? Geez. What happened to the weekend?
ReplyDeleteA homeopathist is to medicine what a watermelon is to the vegetable stand. It doesn´t really belong there, but it can do wonders if you are thirsty.
ReplyDeleteAn inside joke I hope Icy and Doug will appreciate!
Good morning, Masil. I never thought of homeopathy as a way of stretching your meds. They should offer that through Medicare.
ReplyDeleteSee, Alice, I think that's an osteopath. My limited experience with homeopaths is that they really are like that.
TLP, I like the original meaning. And nice catch on the date. I can explain...
Great metaphor, Monika. Boy if the homeopaths catch us, they'll poison us. The good news is it'll be 1 part per billion.
Homeopathist: front walkway of a male residence in the hood.
ReplyDeleteit hurts. but only when i larf
ReplyDeleteThe master slips a few pieces of meat in our dry dog food to fool us. Woof!
ReplyDeleteThe originator of the butterfly effect who proves that a little dosage can be a dangerous thing.
ReplyDeleteAn expert on the medicinal effects of the various placebos.
ReplyDeleteChuckle, Sar. Ethnic humor's best from the left side.
ReplyDeleteKarma, mix a tiny amount of St. John's Wart into a fifth of whiskey. It's supposed to be effective for that.
Woof indeed, Icy, woof indeed.
The butterfly effect, CA?
Indie, good one and apt. New picture, too. Still scary.
I think you're right, Actonbell.
ReplyDeleteA butterfly flapping its wings now affects the weather system on a global scale six months in the future - Comfort Addict?
ReplyDeleteThere are members of my extended family who would think this word refers to something having to do with homosexuals. I kid you not.
ReplyDeleteManjusha, I'm truly delighted to see you back here. And I think you may be right.
ReplyDeleteJamie Dawn, there are members of my family who still live in trees.
Okay...I'm back.
ReplyDeleteHomeopath(ist),n. Transgender Murderer.
Sorry...it's been a bad week.
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Gabriel: You should have more bad weeks. That was hilarious!
ReplyDeleteGabriel, I agree with Indie. Welcome back, the bad week doesn't seem to have harmed you.
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