Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Reconciliation

RECONCILIATION, n. A suspension of hostilities. An armed truce for the purpose of digging up the dead.

2009 Update: A parliamentary procedure created to civilly resolve controversy by dispatching the discontents.
Let those who doubt be set in boats,
'Tis the glory of our nation
That even they'd withhold their votes
Find reconciliation.
-Publius

11 comments:

  1. I would think these days reconciliation is one of the last true dirty words.

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  2. Reconnaissance before the real war starts.

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  3. Maybe reconciliation is the meal served cold?

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  4. reconciliation: re-group, re-arm and a bottle of rum!

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  5. Coincidentally, The Wall Street Journal published "The Devil's Dictionary: Financial Edition" this morning.

    QUANTITATIVE EASING, n. A regulatory approach based on the point in Western movies when the sheriff, having fired all available bullets, in an act of final desperation throws his gun at the bad guys. See also INFLATION, HYPER.

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  6. Reconciliation, being invited to the funeral of your enemy.

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  7. RECONCILIATION, n.

    1. A public ceremony in which hatchets are buried - distracting everyone's attention away from the nuclear weapons programs.

    2. Acceptance of the fact that, when you live in the world's last time zone, all the good stuff will have been said / taken by the time you get up in the morning.

    ozesties: exuberance in Australia, or among the heirs of L. Frank Baum.

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  8. RE, to do over

    CON, to cheat or mislead for profit

    CILI, variation of silly -- nonsensical

    ATION prefix used to compile objects or entities in a superficially like group

    RECONCILIATION, n.
    A joint, nonsensical formality undertaken with the intent to restore good-faith relationships so they can again be exploited for fun and profit -- and maybe a few laughs.

    the word verifier says it better: slypop

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  9. Anonymous12:45 AM

    Reconcillation...
    make my attempt with city council
    tonight
    guess i have been contributing
    to a "obnoxious or detrimental"
    licensed business in the city of
    WC
    damn
    13 years after 215 passed
    by a vote of the people
    local governments
    still think they can ignore
    the law ..
    reconciliation from council is a

    "work program to consider options for "regulating"
    medical marijuana dispenaries.
    damn it will be legal and taxed
    (california)by the time the
    city staff is done with
    its report...
    Change is Slow
    But Constant
    Peace Always....420...

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  10. Pia, I think we're waiting for a four-letter synonym. Heck?

    TLP, I miss that kind of patience.

    Icy, when you're a dog, everything is served cold that you don't kill yourself.

    Yo ho ho, Minka! I think International Talk Like A Pirate Day is coming up.

    Karen, that's kind of cool. I like that definition, too.

    Dang, Ariel. It's like you showed up better dressed than the host.

    Amoeba, you're resenting Ariel, too, aren't you?

    Quilly, I tolerate your sunshine under the blogger-for-hire exemption.

    Change is slow but constant- you got the good stuff today, didn't you, Bear?

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  11. Oh you mean my shoes are clean.

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