Monday, August 04, 2008

Magnificent

MAGNIFICENT, adj. Having a grandeur or splendor superior to that which the spectator is accustomed, as the ears of an ass, to a rabbit, or the glory of the glowworm, to a maggot.

2008 Update:  Depleted of notoreity by the gas of an enthusiast's account or the the edge of a surgeon's blade.  Indifferent.

18 comments:

  1. Anonymous7:27 AM

    magnificent - A penny examined under a microscope.

    Ooo, that's bad.

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  2. Anonymous7:35 AM

    magnificent: fresh out of grandiose delusions, she has no idea....

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  3. Anonymous7:57 AM

    hhhmmm... too many of our politicians have a habit of being magnificently indifferent to the requirements of their office. Exhibit A: Mr. Stevens.

    the the... a so-so band with a couple of good tunes.

    err, tu, rabbit?

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  4. A magazine deficient in print but large with pictures. Made for the average American.

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  5. Magnificent: Like having the b**bs of prison fence to a farmer's corral.

    Magnificent: Like having an Arkansas lady visit you agan while she is in California. Will she make to your place?
    ..

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  6. Anonymous9:07 AM

    MAGNIFICENT, n. The American dollar. Which buys now what a penny would buy a mere 100 years ago.

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  7. there were 7 of those, right?

    qcqahlq: long queue

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  8. Magnificent: A pastel sky, Olympic gymnasts, show horses, and Bubba's six-legged sow.

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  9. Anonymous10:35 AM

    MAGNIFICENT
    magnify scent
    the practice of certain bakeries, restaurants, and other public eateries to vent their cooking odors, unfiltered, into the surrounding neighborhood -- which also helps magnify their stacks of cents.

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  10. Anonymous11:27 AM

    Not insipid.

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  11. Anonymous11:45 AM

    Yes, Karma!

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  12. Wow. No one mentioned that I was missing a word. You guys are polite.

    Actually, Poobah, for a pun that's pretty good.

    Pia, a woman with no idea is magnificence itself.

    Sauerkraut, I can think of a hundred examples in the Senate alone.

    TLP, I subrscribed to several like that but the renewal cards had such small letters.

    Jim, I think we'll meet in the city. My place is kind of boondocky, which in LA, means a long drive.

    Amoeba, you're tempting me to quote from Twain's A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court.

    Exactly, that many, K, and Yul Brynner and Steve McQueen were magnificent enough for the other 5.

    Hahaha, JD. Safe travels.

    Quilly, that's a fine habit.

    Weirsdo, that was the standard although I think the advent of blogs has lowered it some.

    Ariel, I'd have bet you were a fan of that film.

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  13. Wow. No one mentioned that I was missing a word. You guys are polite.

    Actually, Poobah, for a pun that's pretty good.

    Pia, a woman with no idea is magnificence itself.

    Sauerkraut, I can think of a hundred examples in the Senate alone.

    TLP, I subrscribed to several like that but the renewal cards had such small letters.

    Jim, I think we'll meet in the city. My place is kind of boondocky, which in LA, means a long drive.

    Amoeba, you're tempting me to quote from Twain's A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court.

    Exactly, that many, K, and Yul Brynner and Steve McQueen were magnificent enough for the other 5.

    Hahaha, JD. Safe travels.

    Quilly, that's a fine habit.

    Weirsdo, that was the standard although I think the advent of blogs has lowered it some.

    Ariel, I'd have bet you were a fan of that film.

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  14. Magnificent: - the complete view of the Yosemite Valley as I saw it this past weekend, unobscured by smoke from nearby fires.

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  15. Anonymous9:26 PM

    No so much a fan but I kinda like it.

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  16. Magnificent: A fantastic magnet!

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