Redefining misanthropy for a fresh generation. Standard posts begin with a definition from Ambrose Bierce's The Devil's Dictionary followed by a modern adjustment. Miscellany on Wednesday and storytelling on Saturday.
Friday, July 02, 2010
Dependent
DEPENDENT, adj. Reliant upon another's generosity for the support which you are not in a position to exact from his fears.
2010 Update: Worthy of charity and faith, but not hope.
Do you mean, like, alms for the poor?
ReplyDeleteIRS deduction.
ReplyDeletede- prefix from, away from, of, out of;
ReplyDeletepend, v. to remain undecided or unsettled; to hang
-ent, suffix Performing, promoting, or causing a specified action
DEPENDANT, adj. one who promotes uncertainty and/or indecision in others, hence the parent's lament, "Will s/he ever grow up and get a job!?"
DEPENDENT, adj Dang I have none. No wonder I pay such high taxes LOL Have a great weekend :)
ReplyDeleteAnd here I was waiting for a Depends joke. Of course I know you have more class than that, but ...
ReplyDelete(but, ha ha)
Sorry.
Very good definition, I have nothing to add.
ReplyDeleteA.t.T.:
ReplyDeleteThat's good because we have nothing to subtract.
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Within two days I have become highly dependent on my new iphone.
ReplyDeleteOr is that co-dependent?
I hate to admit it: I've become dependent on the Saturday story. But I can wait. I guess. Don't worry about me. Sunday is fine.
ReplyDeleteI am dependent upon our Independence Day celebration to garner more hotdogs. Hope you get your share Doug.
ReplyDeleteThe update sounds like a triad of very frivolous girls.
ReplyDeleteAnd one very "Messa" one!
ReplyDelete*SMOOCH*
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ReplyDeleteI just might, Karen.
ReplyDeleteAnd a Trojan lawsuit, TLP.
Quilly, the question for parents, I suppose, is did they?
We're still money ahead, Thom.
Susan, you complete us.
Ariel, I was depending on it.
Karen, you and the mouse in your pocket?
Jenn, I think it's iPendent.
I know, TLP. I repent and mean to change my ways. Maybe next week.
Terry, we're doing ribs in Indiana. Ev'ry year, pretty much.
Nessa, the older I get, the harder it is to sound like everything else.
Karen, If Nessa's a messa, she's the bessa.
Every day, QB3.