Friday, October 08, 2010

Gymnast

GYMNAST, n. A man who puts his brains into his muscles. The word is from the Greek gumnos, naked, all the athletic exercises being performed in that shocking conditions; but the members of the Olympic Club make a compromise between the requirements of the climate and those of the ladies who attend their exhibitions. They wear their pyjamas.

2010 Update: An athlete gifted with all the talents of an assassin but burdened with none of the responsibilities.

Regarding the post time: It seemed awfully quiet.

13 comments:

  1. Anonymous12:46 PM

    silence is golden...
    could not resist

    now will read post
    peace

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  2. Anonymous12:54 PM

    gymnast...
    in todays' environment
    multi task ability
    ever changing rules
    constant devaluation
    of money ,people...
    gymnast=survivor

    w/v...vativert
    water fetish

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  3. Anonymous1:04 PM

    GYMNAST, n. - Mary Lou, Olga and Nadia :)

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  4. here is a Jim Nast, Student, at Warren Wilson College studying sports.
    Sports

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  5. Those guys used to do their exercises naked?

    I miss everything.

    (Great update btw.)

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  6. Gymnast: Me, at age 9 when I was a member of "Leslie's Lovely Little Lavender Leotard Ladies League".

    It was awfully quiet around here this a.m.

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  7. Your definition says it all.Really what more can one say about a gymnast?

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  8. Good morning.

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  9. Bear, silence is in fact golden.

    Thom, those are the ones I remember, too.

    Thanks, Nessa. Who knew there was a real Jim Nast?

    TLP, did you miss it by much?

    Sorry about that Terry.

    Cooper, there might be plenty but I'm no weight-lifter.

    Good morning, Flip.

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  10. Thanks for the reminder, Doug. It's on my 'in my head' list but not on the paper one.

    I need to shop for summer pyjamas now as I hear the fall sales have begun. Last time I shopped for those PJ's I got two pair at $1 each at Walmart.
    Thanks, again,
    ..

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  11. Jim, we're here to serve.

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  12. Jim, do you need the Walmart advertising flyer from Sunday's paper? They have a real good sale starting tomorrow. There's no pyjamas for $1 each, but they have flannel shirts for $4.99 each.

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  13. Oh wait a minute. Flannel shirts for $4.99 each is the regular price. The Walmart Rollback price is flannel shirts for $2.34 each.

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