Monday, October 20, 2008

Canonicals

CANONICALS, n. The motley worn by Jesters of the Court of Heaven.

2008 Update: Clothing prescribed the anointed by divine instruction and a subcommittee.

15 comments:

weirsdo said...

Nuptial ceremonies sanctified by Pachelbel's Canon in D.
Come on, people, can't you find another piece you like?

Did you mean "worn," RBUD? I like "worm," though.

TLP said...

Canonicals: towels and such.

the amoeba said...

CANONICALS, n. Military enlistees. See CANNON FODDER.

I'm still waiting for someone to perform that Pachelbel piece with tuned howitzers.

tsduff said...

Canonicals: Sounds like the uniform required by Coroporate... can't I just wear my jeans please?

javajazz said...

funny TLP...!!

jenn said...

-shrugs-

Where are the words I can pronounce? In my head it's sounding like canon nickels and I'm 99% sure that's not how you say it.

actonbell said...

Comical canonicals come as a Catholic conundrum.

AP3 said...

Much better than polaroidicals, IMO.

cooper said...

Sung to Kodachrome because I'm puffy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujhdf9_IO4w&feature=related
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When I think back
On all the crap I learned in seminary
It's a wonder
I can think at all
And though my lack of edu---cation
Hasn't hurt me none
I can read the scripture on the wall


Canonicals
They give us those nice bright colors
They give us the nice white collar
Makes you think all the priests are sunny and gay, Oh yeah
I got a studded Chasuble
I love to own a Papal tiara
So father don't take my Canonicals away

Tom & Icy said...

Just satisfied with what grows on me.

quilly said...

Canonicals -- are the same as cantoffticals -- and don't stick any to your carbumper unless you want them there forever!

Doug said...

Weirsdo, who chooses wedding music while thinking outside the box? (And yes.)

TLP, now we know they are there to absorb saliva.

Haha, Amoeba. Synchronized shotguns is more like it.

Nowadays, Terry? You betcha.

Howdy, JJ!

Can't help you there, Jenn. I read but don't speak.

Accompanying conical caps, Actonbell.

Haha, AP3, in almost every case.

Well done, Cooper.

Icy, you have a natural alb.

Quilly, that's why I drive in reverse.

actonbell said...

hahaha, Aral, I like that;)

Jim said...

Canonicals -- Californians who shoot their canons off with the slightest of encouragement.
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javajazz said...

hi, sweet Doggie...