Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Self-Published

Getting in mind all the chores for today-
Some are for pleasure, some are for pay-
I notice there's no list of things I should say.
Words are made by volunteers.

We do what we must do, most of the time,
Work, wander and worship, Caritas and crime,
And reserve to our liberty, those minutes most prime,
Selective invective toward each neighbor who hears.

For what is a man, but the sum of his grousing,
Over healthcare, despair, law, whiskey or housing?
A man in his grief, like a cat in her mousing,
Pursues his own nature and forgets his own fears.

And so, today, providence finally has granted
To we who rose upright, made fire and ranted
The means to pronounce our fretting unslanted,
By blog, bloodless bluster and unsalted tears.

WEBLOG, n. A personal chronicle of universal stasis.

16 comments:

pia said...

This volunteer loves to grouse over all mentioned but whiskey--just not personally important though the volunteer could grouse over prohibition or drunks....

When I bitch to my blog I don't mean I want to make money off the blog but because it exists

Durante degli Alighieri said...

But Dawg! Nobody wants to read about Paradise, or even Purgatory! They all skip straight to Hell!

Ariel the Thief said...

"unsalted tears", I like it!

tsduff said...

Bravo on the poem - I loved it. My blog isn't a rant today. But perhaps it is only because the brain cells I usually use are still sleeping.

Tom & Icy said...

weblog, a meme on steroids

TLP said...

Can't top Tom. Well done.

Good poem as usual Doug.

Saw a good bumber sticker yesterday: Wag more, bark less. (I'm thinkin' about trying that.)

the amoeba said...

Was that bumper snicker on your boss's car, TLP? Oh, right, you're retired. Sounds like an Executive Order to me ... which won't be satisfied until Ph.D.s pay the bosses for the privilege of working. Mark my words: the 14th Amendment is in jeopardy.

TLP said...

@ Amoeba, I'm good with barking at the government. I'm trying to be less critical of everyday stuff. Like the b*tch in front of me at the grocery store today. Can we talk about that? She was really...oh, sorry. She was fine.

BTW, have you read Deer Hunting with Jesus?

the amoeba said...

Read it, TLP? Quilly and I have, er, done a little better (or worse, depending on your POV) than that ...

Cooper said...

Those minuted most prime and becoming most elusive.

We shall over come. We Blog.

Jim said...

I'm liking your poem, Doug. It probably is too philosophical for me but then I'm the old traditional sow's ear.

I do like your sporadic, occasional rhyme. I am sure I missed some of it. But it has very nice construction for what I can find.

And just GOLBEW to you (shortened to golb).
..

Anonymous said...

self published-wwwlog...
some find
freedom
here
others wonder how
the data miners
and
thought police
are combining their skills
to complete
dossiers
my only thought
is it to profit
or to
jail
Peace

Doug said...

Understood, Pia. A blog is a great audience and a patient one.

Inky dinky do, Amoeba.

Ariel, you'd like unsalted blood less, I imagine. Like creamy peanut butter.

Terry, your blog is never a rant, I don't think. Great photos.

Absolutely, Icy. A memememe.

TLP, much of your charm is in the bite.

Amoeba, the penumbra of the 14th amendment allows for citizens who feel exploited.

TLP, the person in front of you in line is always your enemy and the person behind, your friend.

Amoeba, elk hunting with Jesus?

Cooper, this is how we assert our leisure.

Golb be unto you, friend Jim. Thanks.

Bear, either or neither are fine with me. If they come for me, I won't tell them where you live or what crimes you may have committed. Smoke away, up there at 221b Baked St.

NicoleB said...

Wish we could share a virtual Whiskey.
Cheers ;)

Doug said...

Virtual whiskey we can share, Nicole. In fact, I can hold my virtual skinful of it.

E. Levinas said...

But nonetheless other-directed, like all expression.