LOCK-AND-KEY, n. The distinguishing device of civilization and enlightenment.
2006 Update: The solution to the problem of privacy in an urbanized world and the origin of the picked lock and lost key. Happily, these problems have been solved with the user ID and password along with online banking and encryption.
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