Friday, May 22, 2009

Nudity

NUDITY, n. That quality in art which is most painful to the prurient.

2009 Update: The worry distinguishing civilized men from great apes.

17 comments:

Jim said...

Nudity: A favorite word of mine. I always linger over it a little by changing it to nudidity.
"The early bird,"
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the amoeba said...

NUDITY, n. Stimulus package. Does not age well; hence the name.

TLP said...

Nudity: what makes streaking so much fun. Fun to watch, not do.

TLP said...

LOL Amoeba!

Jamie Dawn said...

Nudity: The state of the body when skinny dipping in the local crik. Also known as buck nekkid.

I've never been to a nudist camp, but I'd like to go to one someday. The problem is that in order to go to one, one has to be naked themselves. That is a quandary. I could do like Inspector Clouseu did in the movie Shot in the Dark and carry a well-placed guitar around for cover. That movie is so funny! I need to see it again... for the tenth time or so.

Enjoy your holiday weekend, nude or not!

:-)

Tom & Icy said...

Nudity in art is a gimmick by business people to make people think they need to buy razor blades and shavers.

Ariel the Thief said...

The best thing in clothes that they allow to save nudity for fun.

quilly said...

NUDITY n. here in Hawaii, especially on the tourist beaches, this is a topic that needs redress.

jenn said...

The funnest things are done when you're nude.


Hahahahaha: my verification is rinkmen. Is that part of my fun stuff?

sauerkraut said...

nudity - the state of undress of far too many hip-hoppers seeking more attention than their music brings to their door.

or, in the alternative, britney spears

Anonymous said...

nudity would do a budget good...
Peace

Ariel the Thief said...

Naked President, Bear?

Anonymous said...

The Emperor's New Clothes

Doug said...

Jay is for Jim?

Ha, Amoeba.

TLP, you have to draw a line, don't you?

JD, I wore full garb and a jacket to the nude beach at North Head, Sydney, Australia. I think we all found each other uninspiring.

And wear after-shave, Icy. I hear ya.

Ariel, that's a wise perspective.

Or dark sunglasses, Quilly. I'm sure.

Jenn, you mean like childbirth and autopsy?

Sauerkraut, at least Ice-T was dignified.

Peace and budget savings, bear.

Naked governor, Ariel.

Absolutely right, anonymous.

PANSI!!!! said...

When you show you're Glorry!!

Indeterminacy said...

Nudity: the best fashion boycott

Doug said...

Rise and shine, Pansi.

Ain't that the truth, Indie.