GYMNAST, n. A man who puts his brains into his muscles. The word is from the Greek gumnos, naked, all the athletic exercises being performed in that shocking conditions; but the members of the Olympic Club make a compromise between the requirements of the climate and those of the ladies who attend their exhibitions. They wear their pyjamas.
2010 Update: An athlete gifted with all the talents of an assassin but burdened with none of the responsibilities.
Regarding the post time: It seemed awfully quiet.