Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Applause

APPLAUSE, n. The echo of a platitude.

2006 Update: An appreciation of talent using the hands when the feet are blocked.

Happy Birthday to Shayna, I've been on your porch since midnight. I could use a sandwich.

37 comments:

actonbell said...

Good morning--I am first!
*applause, applause!*

AP3 said...

Great definition, Doug!

AP3 said...

applause, n. A self-waking mechanism used by audiences from elementary school concerts to the State of the Union.

Minka said...

applause, n. a sign that the doer is grateful for something. Usually, that that something is over and one can proceed to the food!

Happy Birthday, Shayna. Can I have a piece of cake, please?

Doug said...

*clap, clap for Actonbell*

Haha, Aral. Good definition.

And good definition, Minka. OK, on to the buffet.

Sar said...

Applause: Thank you, thank you. Please, that's not necessary. Really, you're too kind. Oh stop, you'll all make a gal blush. ;)

Commencing my own *applause* recognizing Actonbell being first, AP3's kickass definition, Minka's invite to join her for cake, and of course for Shayna's birthday - happy birthday Shayna!

Indeterminacy said...

Is ironic applause ever used anywhere outside of Germany? I first heard it here on a radio broadcast back when reunification occurred. Somebody who wasn't supposed to speak somehow made it to the microphone and started off a few clever blurbs (much like Doug might have said). The audience, though, began applauding to drown him out and wouldn't stop until he left.

ariel said...

oh we do that a lot, too. I have never known it is called ironic applause but have always loved how it works.

Doug said...

Encore, Sar, encore!

I'm not sure I've seen applause used quite that way, Indie, but I've seen it insincere a time or two.

Interesting, Ariel. Must be a Holy Roman Empire thing. Probably invented by Otto I. Originally it may have been a form of torture like singing and comedy.

shayna said...

I'll sell my soul for a song
Pay the price and carry on
And share with you some memories of dreams I can't forget
Lovers I have met
Applause, applause, let's give the prize
To the little lady with the stars in her eyes

Applause, applause, give the singer a chance
Treat him right
Be polite
Maybe he will dance

Applause, applause, give the singer a break
How much ca n you give, how much can you take
Give the singer a chance, give the singer a chance
Anything to buy your soul, and maybe he will dance

Applause, applause, he will stand upon his head
Applause, applause, he'll take you to his bed
And share with you the memories of dreams he can't forget
Applause, applause, let's give the prize
To the little lady with the stars in her eyes

And I'll sell my soul for a song
Pay the price and carry on
And share with you the memories of dreams I can't forget
Lovers I have met
Applause, applause, let's give the prize
To the little lady with the stars in her eyes

Applause, applaus, give the singer a chance
Treat him right, be polite
And maybe he will dance
Applause, applause, give the singer a break
How much can you give, how much can you take
Oh, give the singer a chance, give the singer a chance
Anyhting to buy your soul, and maybe he will dance
Maybe he will dance
Maybe he will dance, yeah

***Doug why didn't you come through the Doggy Door*** :)

Thanks everyone for the birthday wishes... stop by and have some virtual cake, drinks, dancing, etc..

pia said...

Applause for Shayna, mucho much applause, because she's worth it

Sar your day is coming very very soon--but I'll applaud you anyway

Applause for the dawg's entire blogroll--best in the blogosphere

And there might be more applause for other things later this week

Oh yeah, applaud Doug, for having the sense a dawg or two or ten gave him

Sar said...

Thank you to my adoring fans Doug & Pia.

*curtsying*

Tan Lucy Pez said...

Happy day to Shayna.

Salvo and cheer to you all for some good definitions. I particularly like AP3's.

Applause is addicting. Praise someone of any age for something, and you'll get an encore.

cooper said...

Great definition from Dog,

Applause so addicting and you can now purchaseit on Ebay.

I applaud you all.

Jenna Howard said...

Applause usually follows when I trip over something, say air. And then it's a standing ovation. At which point I curtsey prettily for the crowd and continue down the stairs while rubbing my butt that connected with the concrete step at the Saddledome.

I thank everyday that that was not a televised hockey game. Every. Day. Phew.

karma said...

Douglas, it takes 2 hands to give someone the clap

happy birthday Shayna! i'm crashing the party. where's the Jamaican rum punch?

ulsavcv: ya'll will drool over my curriculum vitae

Doug said...

Shayna, are we having checkers too? Happy Birthday once more.

Thanks, Pia! *Bows* *Wags*

OK, Sar, *ironic applause*

TLP, great definition! *claps*

Cooper, you shouldn't just give it away!

Jenna, that has the ring of a true story.

Karma, that's hysterical. Untrue I hear, but hysterical. You page on recent speeches is exciting.

Cowgirl said...

Everyone here deserves applause, especially Doug for being such a well behaved dawgy.

If a tree falls in a forest and lands on a politician, even if you can't hear the tree or the screams, I'll bet you'd at least hear the applause.

LeesahEm. said...

applause-the graceful way to hoot n' hollar.

Chatham said...

Then applaud me, TLP, for getting to this age and still being feisty, eh? (sorry for scratching you ... I really didn't mean it!)

Doug said...

Cowgirl, that is just beyond brilliance. I want that on my wall.

Masil, I know how you do.

Chatcat, that is pure feline logic.

Cowgirl said...

My favorite use of applause in regards to politics.

Do you want it matted and framed?

Doug said...

Tatooed, please.

Minka said...

I helped myself to three slices of teh wonderful cake and another one, when noone was looking!

Minka said...

Ironic applause? yes soudns like a German could have come up with that, clapping along to this jolly idea-out of rhythm and on teh worng beat :)
Ah, we Germans!

Cowgirl said...

Ya know, my twin bro does own a piercing and tattoo shop... I could hook you up.

Omnipotent Poobah said...

If applause isn't heard in the forest, does it mean there is no platitude?

Logo said...

Applause is the spur of noble minds, the end and aim of weak ones.

Sorry, can't remember who said it.

Jenna Howard said...

What? True story?!? No. Not at all. It was fiction. Pure, unadulturated fiction. Applause please. Curtsies prettily and sashays away.

Tan Lucy Pez said...

Applause is so stimulating and exciting that some people do it for themselves. (You know those people whose eyes glaze over when the conversation wanders away from themselves.)

In that case, applause is mental masturbation. Otherwise it's either foreplay or an evaluation.

Not that I would know.

Jamie Dawn said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to SHAYNA!!!!!
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Applause: Obligatory response during live performance.
Sometimes deserved, sometimes not.
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Sometimes I applaud something on TV. My family looks at me like I'm crazy. But, when applause is deserved, I freely give it.

cooper said...

Oh I don't give it away...these people pay me well..

Oh you didn't know ....did you?

Sar said...

*ironic applause*, Doug?! Hmph!

WANTED: New favorite blog dog. Seeking a clever and kind blog dog. Good behavior will be handsomely rewarded with plentiful *pats*.

(TLP - your last comment was seriously lol!)

Doug said...

Zose Germans! Have some cake, Minka. In fact, take the rest.

Cowgirl, why am I not surprised?

Poobah, I assure you that as long as men describe trees falling in the forest there will be platitudes also.

It's a great quote, Logo. I suppose my work is done here.

Encore, Jenna!

I'm sorry, TLP. You were saying?

You do, Jamie Dawn. When it's deserved or when it seems wanting or when it's funnier than silence, I've learned to depend on your clapping.

I don't need to know Alice. My wallet's on the living room table. Help yourself.

Sar, did you try Craig's list?

Tom & Icy said...

One paw clapping.

Indeterminacy said...

Doug & Ariel: This "ironic applause" usage must be something European. It seems like I've come across it here a few times.

Doug said...

What's that sound like, Icy?

Yeah, Indie. Here in the states we mostly still use firearms.