DOMESTIC, n. A person whom one employs about the house to exercise the functions of master or mistress.
adj. Appertaining to the household, as a domestic husband, who loafs aboute the house making love to the female domestics. The domestic husband is commonly what Artemus Ward said the Prince of Wales was-"A good prpvider." That is to say, he commonly provides good looking kitchen maids.
2006 Update: adj. Locally labeled.
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Domestic Goddess....need I say more...except...I resemble that title.
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Domestic: Home Grown perverts, ie. professional ball players.
*smile* Finally another Icelander is first....Minka...Thad er alt i laegi?....trans: It's Ok?
DOMESTIC, adj. Home grown. DOMESTICATED: Grown up, tamed - therefore boring and ripe to be taken advantage of. See UNDER MY THUMB, Mick. (Does not apply to southwestern pre-twentieth-century pens.)
Domestic: Just smart enough to know not to bite a had with food in it.
Love your "global economy" update, Doug.
And Mo'a -- go get 'er!
Domestic: The neglected policy and partner of the current administration.
domestic let's just say it isn't an accident that the word starts with "do me".
Domestic: A negative qualifier for cars, wine, chocolate, and cheese.
Domestic... a delusion the dear Loverboy once held on to that is no more courtesty of a non-and-never-to-be tamed nor domesticated bohemian other half.
Domestic... a cosmic joke I tell you!
Oh... and to follow Quilldancer's lead (she started it mind you!!!!)...
... ahem...
... with a "stic"...
Domestic: settled and/or saddled
Domestic: what you dab on a bald head to attach a toupee.
domestic: indigenous to the home, but not to be confused with
domesticated: reduced to the level of ordinary
OC -- 22 + 1 chuckle and 4 words
MzB -- I take no responsibility for the acts of my followers.
Mo'a, right down to the outdoor furniture.
Brian, I prefer "differently moral" to "pervert."
Mo'a, thanks for translating.
Or those with housestaff, OC.
Al, stir up all the trouble you want. I wear gloves.
Sar, good to have you back brawlin'
Ms. Quilly!
Joel, I had the pleasure earlier in the month at a dinner party I joined with my little brother of hearing a french woman scold her husband for passing her the French wine instead of the good stuff from California. If I'd been smart enough not to point it out, I could have missed the gallic lecture on cheese. I'll remember that if I go back.
Hermana, what was he thinking? Knows better now, doesn't he?
Nice, puppybrose.
Dome-stick. I'll write that down, Joe. I think I'm three years away.
Quill, thanks for keeping us up to date on the math and the law.
Doug -- angelic me wants to know why you have set my name with that started exclamation point.
Gasp! And I get in trouble for just being? Douglas!
Differently moral...ahahahaha....
wait...what was the word again? The "pervert" and "do me" references have me confused.
French housemaids make good prpviders too
prpvider: a tool used by a viking dentist to open your mouth
A friend gave a small poster which said my only domestic trait was that I live in a house. I think she was trying to warn my then fiance. He didn't listen.
But he seems ok with that, probably has something to do with Quilly's definition (snicker snicker).
A large pole used to render one sensible via a sharp whack to the head ( orig. dome-stick). The wetware version of rebooting a computer.
What the Bear I live with ISN'T. :-D
lvjkow-- Lively cow. That's the difference between a domestic gallon of milk or dog food. See Mad Cow. :)
"She's quite domestic!" - a nice way of saying someone has a lot of time on their hands.
exercising your mistress!?! kEwL!! :~)
Together Scissors and I make up quite the domestic. He cooks and I clean and nobody's complaining...too much.
Quilly, angelic you should ask impish you that question.
Jenna, you should try following a plot with those lips staring back at you.
Karma, you can tell by the lace.
Logo, that's what makes a house a home.
CA, works for me every time. Happy holidays to you and Mrs. CA.
Even in winter, Terry?
Brian, I enjoy both. All three.
Merry Christmas, CJ! It's also a sure sign that someone has criminal ambitions.
You know, Karen. Talking walks and stuff.
Sounds like a home that works, G. And Tali can do the calculus.
Doug, impish me claims bewilderment. Angelic me is concerned about her Sunday School teacher reputation.
Precisely.
Sigh.
I get grief for my nekkid couple
I get grief for my sparkly lips.
Just for that I'm not defining domestic.
msbrd:Ms Bored was very domestic, up until the point was made to the bum formally known as husband.
Now she looks good in stripes. :)
domestic:
follow my thoughts...
violence
animals
majestic
big
stick
I mean, imagine what it is like to be inside my head. Does this make sense? I think not! I need help...
oh and I also blame Quilly and Miz B for this stream of conciousness!
Domestic: It can refer to a Goddess. See Roseanne Barr. Or to a terrible product. See Gross National P.
But who could top Quilly's "Do me" comment? Certainly not I.
Quill, imps usually claim bewilderment. I wasn't born this morning.
G, as I thought.
Ha, Jenna. You can define "pert" again.
Brian, I guess boredom is the warden's recruiter.
Minka, I actually did follow you. I'm not sure which of us should be frightened. I commend your self-restraint at the end, though. Could that be the first free association here?
TLP, that was GDP, right?
Doug -- can't blame an imp for trying ...
TLP -- a Compliment from you is truly an honor.
self restraint is my middle name! Well, only because the world is so unobliging :)
It is really late, I should not comment when it is late.
Pert? A shampoo to get rid of dandruff. Do you have dandruff, Doug?
domestic-betty flippin' crocker
arsenic and old lace! didn't get the typo you maid ... err .. made?
uh yeah cindra...and that Martha Steward woman too.
Quilly, I never cast the first stone.
Minka, I bet "self-restraint" sounds pretty in German.
Jenna, that's the least of my flakinesses.
Cindra, the Quill family sure is getting raw-mouthed.
Karma, I don't see it. Maybe it's the arsenic I've been taking for my memory.
A pox on them all, hey, Minka and Cindra?
Happy Holidays Doug. Enjoy!
The Cheesemeister: The Undomesticated Domestic.
With added function of Bathroom Assist for the Elderly as needed.
Bah humbug...I mean, Happy Holidays!
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