Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Bed

BED, n.  A rack for the torture of the wicked; a citadel unfortified against remorse.

2007 Update:  The ferry that carries passion to the mill.

29 comments:

Hobbes said...

Something you lie in whether you made it or not.

G said...

...and then tosses its rumpled masses to the floor in the morning.

Morning all. That Hobbes sure is wise.

al said...

Bed: Where NYPD Blues find most of their Clues.

Mo'a said...

Where every night I sigh and say "I love my Bed"... no torture.

TLP said...

A place for flowers.

karma said...

if only that damn pea stopped hurting

vbmrry: violent beds are merry

ariel said...

'morning, Princess!

Bed, where things happen.

Doug, I love your definition.

Jim said...

Bed: According to the first dfn. a bed is a bad bag to rest your back on.

2007 Bed: Is that perhaps a fairy who carries the passion? I understand the mill.

Question: What would happen if we still used bundling? That sure does dampen passion, would the board surcomb to the ferry/fairy?
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Jamie Dawn said...

la cama

A multi-functional piece of furniture.

Uperbsay Efinitionday, Ougday.
Speaking Pig Latin is easier than writing it.

quilly said...

BED? Wonderful suggestion. Good night.

puppybrose said...

Bed: (oftentimes) where sex marks the spot?

they say bed is a place one should never go to when angry -- of course, my honey and i so rarely fight, this has yet to be an issue. (and yay for that) ; )

jenn said...

Laughing over your definition. And Puppy's too.

Bed...the best part of my bedroom. Ahh. Bliss.

javajazz said...

ha! yes,
what Ruby Slippers Lips said
(in paragraph one...)

very clever, mr update.

the amoeba said...

A loaf of bed, a jug of wine, and thou ...

What?!

Oh. ... heh heh... Ooops...

;)

Doug said...

And wake up on the wrong side of, Hobbes.

G, it's a trait of teddy bears.

Al, not at the donut shop?

Mo'a, I forgot about resting.

Nice, TLP. Clever.

Karma, did you try adding a sheet?

Thanks, Ariel. Must have slept right.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, Jim.

Uymay Ienbay, Aimejay!

Quill, am I wrong or was that around 6am? You mean in all that fauna there are no roosters?

Very good news, Neva.

Jenn, it's a fine place for sleeping isn't it?

Thanks, JJ.

Loaves of bread belong in the kitchen or the river, in my opinion, Amoeba.

quilly said...

Doug, you got the time correct. OC functions on about 4.5 hours of sleep per night. I do not, therefore if I stay up half the night with him, and get up in the mornings to fix his breakfast and pack his lunch (and I do) then I require a nap sometime during the day. Today I never actually made it back to bed and won't until about midnight.

BED n. final resting place

mireille said...

I used to love this quote:

Morning comes early
in a stranger's bed,
it's never quite as easy when you're straight
I'd like to have a dime for all the promises
that stoney lovers make when it gets late ...

cynical enough for ya, D? xoxo

tsduff said...

My favorite place for horizontal living... whether it be in a sleeping bag near the campfire, or an Icelandic featherbed... even the one upstairs isn't bad.

actonbell said...

bed-a magic sleigh to dreamland.
It's almost time for bed.

Minka said...

*looks at clock*

right you are!

bed, n. the playing field of coyness, quickly uttered promises and bed bugs.

Doug said...

Quilly, I thought I was the only one who doesn't sleep. Have you tried drugging him?

Just about right, Mireille.

Terry, I've slept on rocks that were just cozy. The secret is to be tired, isn't it?

On Actonbell! On Prancer!

Minka, that definition might just be the perfect blend of Biercean and penguin humor.

Tom & Icy said...

My bed is where ever I lay

quilly said...

No, Doug, but I have offered to rock him to sleep with a real rock.

I Dive At Night said...

Bed: (1) A place where wounds heal, souls mingle in passion and dreams carry us away. (2) An old friend I don't visit often enough.

Pillow: The best part of a good thing.

Minka said...

*bows*

so how about you get out of yours and get a post up! It's not like there's anybody to be coy with :)

Doug said...

Icy, that's kind of poetic. Good girl!

Haha, Quilly. Remember, Gabriel's a horn-player too.

Morgan, old friends forgive neglect.

Minka, on the contrary, I was avoiding eye contact with all seven muses.

Nessa said...

Good update.

Cooper said...

I liked your update so I will not think on this one.

If AL is right I might have to try to catch some NYPD Blues.

Doug said...

Thanks, Nessa.

Cooper, you'll find clues in cookie wrappers.