Thursday, November 13, 2008

Passport

PASSPORT, n. A document treacherously inflicted upon a citizen going abroad, exposing him as an alien and pointing him out for special reprobation and outrage.

2008 Update: An international letter of credit, promising to redeem the bearer when debauched.

12 comments:

Jim said...

Passport: passport to ...?

(Claiming first!)
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Jim said...

Passport: passport to ...?

(Claiming first!)

I just read,
HAPPY (late) BIRTHDAY DOUG!
HAPPY (late) BIRTHDAY DOUG!
HAPPY (late) BIRTHDAY DOUG!
HAPPY (late) BIRTHDAY DOUG!
HAPPY (late) BIRTHDAY DOUG!
HAPPY (late) BIRTHDAY DOUG!
HAPPY (late) BIRTHDAY DOUG!
HAPPY (late) BIRTHDAY DOUG!
HAPPY (late) BIRTHDAY DOUG!
HAPPY (late) BIRTHDAY DOUG!
HAPPY (late) BIRTHDAY DOUG!
HAPPY (late) BIRTHDAY DOUG!

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the amoeba said...

PASSPORT, n. International wino. U.S. PASSPORT: badge of the Ugly American.

jenn said...

My passport is necessary to see exotic locations like London, Paris, Australia, Disneyland.

So I take it with me whenever I fly. Even here. I feel so official with it.

Ariel the Thief said...

Passport, the small book of freedom. I can see all the places I'll probably never go on its pages.

TLP said...

Passport: Maybe Riesling? If you're filing alphabetically.

Miz BoheMia said...

Passport... maybe something I need to get back into the blogging game seeing that life has eaten me up and has yet to spit me back out! ARGH!

And though a day late, not to say you weren't on my bohemian mind because you were, I wish you a HAPPY BELATED CUMPLE hermanito de mi alma!!! My mind is full of noise that once got released into the realm of my rhapsody in white and well, now it's stuck in my head and wading through it can be quite tedious I'm afraid!

I missed you and miss you still and hope your day was faboo and that the year ahead will be as full of hope as our new Obamafied man in charge makes me feel...

Besos to you hermano mio y cuidate!

And with that... yeah baby!

BoheMia OUT!

PS... feels GOOD to say that and PPS... what's this I hear about my having quite blogging for FB? KILL these rumors say I for they are indeed not true! *le sniff* and *le sigh* for the bohemian will return!

OK, ok... I'm going already!

Anonymous said...

passport---a physical cluster band of bind paper,allowing bearer to cross invisible global lines,drawn by man , if bearer has correct smile and/or cash...i myself travel with two,the Iroquois issue their own,World passport is also acceptable to some destinations.then there is the seven nation passport-free zone...Speaking of travel,iceland is looking cheaper these days...Peace Always,,,papers please :-)

tsduff said...

Passport: - Little blue book which both contains & generates excitement, hope, anticipation, joy and wonder. Also the item I forgot to bring on my last trip to WA, which squashed all hope of visiting Victoria :(.

- My Isuzu Rodeo is referred to as a Passport when it is under the Honda umbrella.

actonbell said...

passport-that little document that let the secret of Ekim's birthday out, and resulted in the hotel management of someplace somewhere in Shanghai knocking at his door in the evening with a cake:) Passports are our friends.

Jamie Dawn said...

Unfortunately, my passport will not be taking me anywhere at this time. I am sick with the flu, I guess.
I have been in jammies all day suffering a headache, sore throat, and aching body. Poor me.
My passport photo is not very flattering.
I look kind of sweaty in it.

Doug said...

Hey, thanks, Jim. And you aren't late, my birthdays are early.

Right, Amoeba, and the source material for Henry James.

Jenn, you can get your passport stamped by tinkerbell, I bet.

Ariel, you are the mistress of positive thinking.

Muchos abrazos, Miz Fabulosa.. Esperamos a tu regresa siempre con gusto.

Bear, I know better than to ask to see your papers. Especially if I'm driving.

Terry, then what is it still doing in Californy?

Actonbell, they are companions, too. You sure it was the passport that gave Ekim away?

Feel better, JD.