Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Gnostics

GNOSTICS, n. A sect of philosophers who tried to engineer a fusion between the early Christians and the Platonists. The former would not go into the caucus and the combination failed, greatly to the chagrin of the fusion managers.

2009 Update: The dualistic heresy against our Holy religion.

16 comments:

Tom & Icy said...

"Woof bark!" should be a gospel.

Al said...

Gnostics: For those people who believe firmly that there's one true God, this offers a little something different for everybody to say about Him, Her, or It.

See "Jews for Jesus."

Anonymous said...

Gnostic--one who has survived the gout of "Holy" and unholy RELIGION !!
may the Peace that surrounds us,fill our Hearts.....

Ariel the Thief said...

"Jews for Jesus" ROTFL Al!!!!!!!!!!!

Ariel the Thief said...

Trying to find today's word online I found an article about the anti-sexual version of Christianity. This is one funny day.

the amoeba said...

Even the Christian church knew better than to have gnomes in their garden. Especially ones that spouted philosophy.

Jim said...

I go ballostic over gnostics!
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TLP said...

Cafeteria Plan of religion.

jenn said...

I've got gnothing for this.

cooper said...

variety is the spice of life, and belief systems.

Jamie Dawn said...

The Gospel according to Jamie Dawn is a long lost gnostic gospel. In it, we learn that Jesus turned the water into chocolate milk and the loaves and fishes into truffles for the multitude.
This rarely known gospel was found near the Dead Sea Scrolls, dipped in chocolate and covered with foil for preservation.
Jamie Dawn's brother was a heretic.

tsduff said...

If it doesn't sparkle, I have little to caw about it. Gnothing sparkly about gnostic.

karma said...

Douglas, stop yanking everyone's g-strings

inglydra: fashionable glad rags

Doug said...

Icy, we learn in the canine scriptures that a bark is worth a thousand pictures.

Al, you magnificent bastard.

Bear, may your prayers be answered by a goat with the head of a starling.

Ariel, that is funny. That is one broad category.

Amoeba, the old abbas were wiser than we gnomes.

Maybe, Jim, but not every heretic in syncretic.

TLP, I thought that was Unitarianism.

Jenn, it's gnot gnecessary.

And the spice rack, Coop.

JD, Jamie Dawn's brother was framed and probably sprinkled with cocoa.

Terry, I'm kind of scratching at the old copy of Bierce, I am.

Karma, that's my first complaint.

Anonymous said...

never have read such a description of the Pope
as a Catholic all our requests are filtered via Rome(Paris at one time)
so we were taught
always thought that goats had a strong odor
May all your positive prayers be answered...Peace,have a wonderful day
nice sunny day here in florida

TLP said...

Maybe...as opposed to most churches which serve it up to you on a plate and deliver it to you, maybe even spoon it into your head.