The simple, believing and similar tools.
But who is the greatest, the fleetest of lamed?
For whom this very holiday ought to be named.
My choice is Pygmalion- Galatea, his wife,
Was still as a stone 'til he had her brought to life.
APRIL FOOL'S DAY, n. Father's day for bachelors.
Please nominate greatest fools in the comments. Current and recent presidents are too obvious.
And while we're on the topic, rabbit rabbit.