The contest was just a bunch of fun. I just might take a second job so I can do this quarterly. Thanks to everyone who entered. And thanks to Damone at the Ambrose Bierce Appreciation Society, Don Swaim at The Ambrose Bierce Site and Indeterminacy at The Synchronicity of Indeterminacy (All linked to at right) for their support. There have been an even dozen entries which include real gems. Two giants of literature, Rudyard Kipling and Karma Kewl (Karma's link is also on the right) even collaborated on an entry, which is humbling.
I hope everyone who entered had as much fun as I have. Watch for another contest this summer.