Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Patience

Patience, n. A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue.

2005 Update: Hope's feeding tube.

Note: Look for the contest results around 4 PM, Californy time.

4 comments:

Jenn said...

THe Devil's Dictionary is one of my favorites. Your words are great additions :)

Doug said...

Jenn, thanks for your kindness. Wait'll you see the contest entries.

Manjusha said...

Patience: The most important ingredient for dating, marriage, and children.
See also "tranquilizers" & "stun guns".

Doug said...

HAHAHAHA! Patience, n. With pepper-spray, the foundation of love.

Good one, Manjusha